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Amanda Bynes Security Footage of the Day

Posted on July 24, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I love this Amanda Bynes shit. So this is some secuirty video that was sold to TMZ that features a wig wearing Bynes scrambling around a liquor store to try to save her dogs that she accidentally caught on fire when she built a fire using gas in some parking lot, before being sent to hospital for being certifiable. I still think it’s an act, and act I would love to have sex with, because she is both fun and hot and would seem to keep things exciting, despite being a dog killer….or negligent dog owner…. I am a fan and believe that her and Lohan will both win Oscars. I just wish I could find a way to date her.

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Latest Dance Moves in the Middle East of the Day

Posted on July 24, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is far more fun to watch than twerking, even though if the bitch is fat enough, twerking can be just as dangerous….even thought most girls twerking now aren’t the hot Jamaican floor slapping bitches who simulate sex I used to love, but 14 year old girls, who have no asses thanks to not hitting puberty, who just make the whole thing kinda awkward to watch…but then again, in every club I’ve been to the last 3 months, there’s been at least 5 girls who drop their asses to the ground like a stripper before busting into a twerk, something you’d think they’d be ashamed of looking silly while they do it, while being so glad they did it…kinda like these dudes with their Middle East Ho Down.

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Turtle Masturbating of the Day

Posted on July 24, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This turtle masturbating reminds me a lot of myself, at least last night, when trying to masturbate for 4-6 hours, until I pretty much rubbed my penis off, only no one was into videotaping me while I did it, because I guess I am not a star, and crying while humiliated is not as fun as it sounds to watch… The hick conversation, talking about cum like the dude who says “When I was 10 I could do that 3-4 times” while a woman says “That’s impressive”… I mean shit this is jokes…

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Rita Ora in her Bikini has Titties of the Day

Posted on July 24, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Busty Rihanna impersonator who they have decided to train and cultivate to be the Rihanna replacement, just as soon as Rihanna falls off the fucking deep end of crazy bitch who can’t handle fame and money, which is going to happen soon enough…you know a puppet they pull out of a small island in the Caribbean is easy to manipulate with promises of fame and fortune and when she gets too big, you just have to knock her off and throw in some other bitch, one with big tits, who can pull off the exact same bullshit act, with the exact same low level talent, that is more fun to watch, cuz of the tits… Here are some pics I pulled from her instagram, celebrating her titties….her soon to be famous titties…because titties are all that really matter when it comes to her…

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Guy Throws Raccoon Down the Stairs To Defend His Dog of the Day

Posted on July 23, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know why I feel bad for the racoon in this video, of a guy trying to save his dog from being attacked by the rabid thing. I mean racoons are shitty garbage eating urban fucking wildlife that rape cats, aren’t very nice, and get in my fucking garbage… They are meant to be supper in the South, like people love eating them in the south, so seeing a dude protecting his dog, throwing the thing like a fucking frisbee should make me laugh… Maybe I feel bad for the coon cuz I am a lover of animals, or maybe it is because I saw this video of some redneck backwoods showering with his dinner Update – this is apparently the founder of DIGG.

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Nina Agdal in Some Bathing Suits of the Day

Posted on July 23, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Looking at Nina Agdal in her lingerie is not quite the same when all I see in every picture is Adam Levine’s unprotected penis violating her…like some kind of orderly at the retarded person institution her face makes me think she lives…where he gets in on the fact that she’s always masturbating…thanks to her hot retarded person body…leaving her pregnant cuz she doesn’t know how to say no, thanks to being a retarded person, and no one can figure out who the dad is, cuz being a retarded person the only sounds she makes are grunts and gurgles while hitting rocks together for her entertainment as she drools…

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Teenage Hissy Fit of the Day

Posted on July 23, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is why I don’t understand dudes who date young girls…I’m talking to you Roman Polanski. They are such a fucking headache.

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Some Chick Named Sarah Lane Takes Big Titty Pics of the Day

Posted on July 22, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I do not know if this Sarah Lane is the same Sarah Lane that has a Wikipedia page….I just know this Sarah Lane has huge tits. The Sarah Lane on Wikipedia was on G4TV when G4TV still existed…I didn’t bother looking her up to see if she had huge tits…but she does have a fan base of virgin loser nerds, who probably simulate weddings with her, and hold her on some pedestal she doesn’t deserve to be put on, but talks the talk that gets her there…you see cuz virgin losers like any girls who show any sign of interest in their nonsense obsessions….even fatties… I don’t know what this shoot is for, but I do know it is done properly..next time more nipple.

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Rihanna in her Weird See Through Outfit of the Day

Posted on July 20, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Whatever Rihanna is wearing here…is amazing…I endorse all she does as she slowly falls into a whole level of crazy…because I know it is cumming and thanks to this outfit…so am I… To see the rest of the pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Some Naked Throwback Emily Ratajkowski of the Day

Posted on July 19, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emily Ratajkowski is the kind of girl I appreciate. She’s hot, she gets naked, or at least she used to on her quest to be household, and she’s on the verge of blowing the fuck up, and being household…. I predict she’ll be in SI this year, I mean no that that’s saying much, if Kate Upton can do it, I guess so can barn animals…not that Emily Ratajkowski is a barn animal…just my spirit animal… Part of me wants her to not quite make it, so the nudes keep coming and the desperation gives me hope in having sex with her, but she will, even though fame iss probably a horrible place, but the money is good, and the line-ups and potential rockstar, athlete, actor boyfriends to have kids with are ample…which I guess is what all hot models want to use their talents for….when I prefer when they use their talents like this…

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