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Courtney Stodden’s Silly Tits of the Day

Posted on July 19, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Courtney Stodden and her pervert puppet who is playing along with this stunt because she’s clearly got serious dirt on the motherfucker…you know enough dirt to make him quit whatever he was doing before her did whatever he did that she’s blackmailing him with…to pull this storyline of being the old dude married to the young hooker, who probably isn’t that young, but in prepping for this stunt has covered her backstory so that it makes sense to the one person who would bother looking into her nonsense…. She went from Stripper looking “child” bride…to ridiculous fake tits….40 year old mom looking but pretending she’s 18…about to do porn and release a sex tape…but before that happens they are at the Ava Caddell Relationship therapy program to learn to love again… Very fucking silly…up on some clown shit that makes me question humanity.

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Fun and Amazing Sweatshop stepSHIRT Shoot of the Day

Posted on July 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These lovely and amazing girls from Montreal who I have no had sex with, but who I have probably sexually harassed and maybe even thought about having sex with at least once, at least after seeing these pictures…and not just because they are in SWEATSHOP stepSHIRTS but because they did an amazing shoot, and quit interview with me. I liked the pictures so much, I felt the need to rape and pillage them…they are all wet in them and shit…so good. If you want to read the fun article, that I believe they may have even quoted some things I said, which I know you can’t get enough of…and to see the rest of the pics… FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Fun and Amazing Sweatshop stepSHIRT Shoot of the Day

Posted on July 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These lovely and amazing girls from Montreal who I have no had sex with, but who I have probably sexually harassed and maybe even thought about having sex with at least once, at least after seeing these pictures…and not just because they are in SWEATSHOP stepSHIRTS but because they did an amazing shoot, and quit interview with me. I liked the pictures so much, I felt the need to rape and pillage them…they are all wet in them and shit…so good. If you want to read the fun article, that I believe they may have even quoted some things I said, which I know you can’t get enough of…and to see the rest of the pics… FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Helena Christensen Gets Topless for FutureClaw [PICS]

Posted on July 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The ‘90s were a wonderful time; Helena Christensen was defying the notion that models could barely fill out their bras by flaunting her amply proportioned assets in spreads everywhere. Now, fast forward 20 years later where Helena is proving to be as superhumanly sexy as ever in a topless covershoot for FutureClaw Magazine . Speaking of shooting, check out the photos after the jump!

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Helena Christensen Gets Topless for FutureClaw [PICS]

Posted on July 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The ‘90s were a wonderful time; Helena Christensen was defying the notion that models could barely fill out their bras by flaunting her amply proportioned assets in spreads everywhere. Now, fast forward 20 years later where Helena is proving to be as superhumanly sexy as ever in a topless covershoot for FutureClaw Magazine . Speaking of shooting, check out the photos after the jump!

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Emily Ratajkowski is Pissing in the Parking Lot of the Day

Posted on July 17, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This girl is amazing. I love everything she does. It is times like these I wish I was with her, you know as “friends”…and/or a married couple, so that I could volunteer to let her use my face as a toilet instead of that sad pavement, like some kind of homeless person, or white girl wasted girl outside the club…you know because she is a delicate flower from heaven, and I am a man who likes being peed on by the right amazing babe..who I predict will be the fucking future at least based on her naked body that I am going to tattoo on my chest so that she knows I’m serious about this endless love….

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Jo Parker is a New Amazing Glamour Model of the Day

Posted on July 17, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jo Parker is a brand new Titty model for the UK Glamour model scene and we like titty models, especially when they are brand new, un-tarnished and amazing, cuz they do this very important thing I call, show their titties. Now I don’t care what went wrong in their lives, or what their career goals are, or why they decided they need to get topless, whether it is revenge on an ex, or a dad or just because they are fun loving, free spirited girls who look good and the opportunity presented itself…cuz ultimately being paid to show tit is not a bad thing…it’s an amazing thing, a beautiful thing, a natural thing even when fake thing…and I endorse her and her new found career and so should you…

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Alexa Vega is Fun at the Internet of the Day

Posted on July 17, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Spy Kid Alexa Vega is a lot of fun on the internet, from showing off a ripped body that Robert Rodriguez may have touched inappropriately on set, you know how these hollywood stories pan out, especially with directors so eager to do Kids programming, kinda like the school bus driver so eager to pick up kids rather than do any other job they are capable of…like regular bus driving…To simulating getting fisted by some chick up her dress… I am a fan of everything happening in here…I love me a fit girl…even if I prefer Child Stars to be more broken and dying.

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Kelly Brook Big Titties for NUTS of the Day

Posted on July 17, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kelly Brook is always a good looking girl, I wouldn’t try to slam her for that. Her face is that of a classic beauty and her natural hanger are a gift from the heavens, you know just naturally so decadent to look at, you know the reason we even know she exists…but the problem with her, other than the fact that she’s 100 years old now, and riding the tail end of her career, is that even when photoshopped into these Glamour shots, she looks like some doughy weirdness I can still appreciate, because they are high in estrogen and seemingly fertile enough to get knocked up again before having a staged miscarriage to extend her career, you know womanly…but it’s walking that fine line of sloppy…a place no one really likes to be…especially not a titty model…except maybe Kate Upton, but that’s just cuz she’s won the lottery and sold her soul to the devil and has fans so loyal she can’t fucking lose…

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Haley Joel Osment Has Titties of the Day

Posted on July 17, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

For those of you who don’t read the site, I have a theory that Haley Joel Osment has re-purposed himself as Emily Osment, because awkward child stars, who were Oscar Nominated, and loved the attention and praise at a young age, who got awkward and lost the praise by puberty, can be cleaver enough to know that as long as they have tits, a face and dick don’t matter…cuz guys will become fans, they will masturbate to your picture, and you’ll be back in the game, like you never got awkward… I could be wrong, but it’d be good if it was fact. It would make this girl’s story far more dramatic and worth noticing, something her cleavage makes me think she wants!!

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