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Mariah Carey Too Old for This Outfit of the Day

3 Days ago, Mariah Carey felt that she wasn’t too old, or chubby to attend some Hot 97 concert event wearing this outfit, and thank god for that. Sure I may be late on this, but I blame not giving a fuck about the whereabouts or doings of Mariah Carey. I mean she’s pushing 40, she’s happily married and a mom, she’s just not in my wheelhouse of things I bother paying attention to… But sometimes, like a homeless person you normally ignore, trying to poke you with an AIDS syringe at the bank machine, the people who are in the woodwork, manage to find a way out…. Here’s the video…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Marloes Horst is Amazing for Harpers Bazaar July of the Day

Marloes Horst is a dutch model, who I have seen topless HERE and HERE …but unfortunately not in person, partially because I don’t leave my house, but also because girls, especially models find me a creep they want nothing to do with because all I do is talk about ejaculating in them. She’s not a huge model, she’s just getting started, but has been getting work, like this Harpers Bazaar Shit, that I wouldn’t mind having sex with, except for all the paper cuts, but for Marloes, I am willing to feel pain…but I’d prefer to take her to dinner and a movie, or what I like to call the gateway date to anal…if you roofies the popcorn.

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Miley Cyrus Just Owned Twitter of the Day

Miley Cyrus posted this picture on twitter 21 hours ago. I have been staring at this picture for 21 hours. It is amazing…. I like this reinvented Miley, it works for me, all sexed up in a sexed up society, like a little Rihanna who doesn’t need to be on all fours because Disney has made her enough money to retire on, but who chooses to be like this, because all girls are sluts and like being jerked off to…thank god for that. I mean seriously, this bitch could move to the farm and live the good life with horses, but instead she wants to make rap music, fuck d-boys and rappers, and tweak. I like where pop culture is going.

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Miley Cyrus Just Owned Twitter of the Day

Miley Cyrus posted this picture on twitter 21 hours ago. I have been staring at this picture for 21 hours. It is amazing…. I like this reinvented Miley, it works for me, all sexed up in a sexed up society, like a little Rihanna who doesn’t need to be on all fours because Disney has made her enough money to retire on, but who chooses to be like this, because all girls are sluts and like being jerked off to…thank god for that. I mean seriously, this bitch could move to the farm and live the good life with horses, but instead she wants to make rap music, fuck d-boys and rappers, and tweak. I like where pop culture is going.

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Esme Bianco Full Frontal in Some Stephen McClure Shoot of the Day

Esme Bianco is some UK burlesque dancer, because apparently burlesque still exists, even if it is one of the dumbest things to watch, and usually performed badly by fat chicks. You probably know her from Game of Thrones, a show I’ve never seen, because I am uncomfortable with dragons, midgets and wizard shit. It just reminds me of virgin losers too much. I assume that if she’s on the show, she’s one of the girls getting naked….so this nude full frontal in a photoshoot looking amazing…may not be all that wild and exciting for you…but it is for me. I’ve posted Her tits on TV Before , but this is better.

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Amy Childs Silly Big Tits in a Bikini of the Day

AMY CHILDS is from the UK, she claims she’s 21 or 22….but I’d have to see proof, because she looks like she’s more of a 45 year old cougar from Flordia, rocking her second set of fake tits, because her first ones weren’t big enough for the UK, because the UK loves stupidly huge tits, probably because the working class chimney sweep family were too poor and malnourished from all the porridge and potatoes to breast feed the last 100 years. You know, giving them a big titty complex. Either way, along with posing in this green Bikini, Amy Childs has achieved such greatness as being in Celebrity Big Brother and some other shit called The Only Way is Essex, not that it matters, what matters is that she’s another nobody milking her tits for personal gain, which works for me because I’d like to milk her tits for personal gain to. Not to mention, she’s got PUGS, and as a certified Pug Whisperer, I think that means we’re destined to be. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Victoria Justice Bikini for Social Media of the Day

Being on the beach in Florida, looking at girls who looked like this, and realizing that not all girls who were 300 pounds as expected, I felt that there is hope for a better tomorrow. It’s like not all “18″-20 year olds, because they were all 18 from the distance I was staring at, legal to have sex with with my mind, are fucked up from the hormones in the food in a fat and sloppy way, but instead are lean and long with great booty way…I want to bury myself in…. Collectively parading around knowing they were hot, snapping pics for each other for their social media. It was a magical experience. I don’t know who this Victoria Justice girl is, but I do know she’s leading a great example for the girls I saw, better her than that Kate Upton pig.

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Miranda Kerr Recycles Some Bikini Pics for Instagram of the Day

Bikini model Miranda Kerr posted these bikini pics to her Instagram…. I am guessing she’s hired a publicist now that her gig with Victoria’s Secret is up and she’s out there trying to promote herself as hard as she can so that all her riding Victoria’s Secret marketing budget to become a celebrity the last 6 years doesn’t go to fucking waste. You know, because she’s at her peak and can either ride the status quo as she slowly gets fatter and older. Or she can break free and create her own destiny, that will either collapse and she has enough money to still live the good life with her rich actor husband, or work and she will make a name for herself as someone who isn’t just a Victoria’s Secret model, whether through acting or modelling, just anything that isn’t Victoria’s Secret. So she’s been out there posting all kinds of pics from shoots, that are all a lot like her Victoria’s Secret shit, but I guess we should give her time to find her own style and sound. Like when she WENT OFF AND GOT NAKED FOR VOGUE … She’s even gone on Fox and Friends to show off her flexibility to the Republicans….What won’t this girl do… There is hope….

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Bikini Roof Top Jump Win of the Day

I don’t know about you, but I hate all the negativity going around the world today. It’s like when you turn on the news, or hit any website everyone is hating, and as a professional critic, who is confused as a hater, when really I don’t care, sometimes I think it’s okay to celebrate people and their stunts…that may not pan out how they wanted them to pan out, you know a fail at the task at hand, while in turn are just a fucking win. If this girl made the roof to pool jump as she wanted to, no one would know she did, it would never hit the internet, so the fact that she didn’t make it, is why we do. So call it a fail, I see it as a hit not a miss, and anything involving pain and bikinis work for me.

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Mel B Gives a Champagne Facial of the Day

Champagne Facials are an amazing and highly popular trend that Mel B is probably too old to be participating in…. But the one very valuable lesson I have learned from my trip to Florida, is that old ladies like to have fun, especially when they are recently divorced and living off their rich husband’s alimony and child support and spend a lot of time tanning, wearing bikinis and working out. I’m talking seeing moms and daughters at the beach, in matching bikinis, almost equally hot, only to hit the bar at the end of the day, to get wasted together, collectively looking for cock. I mean the kind of women who would mud wrestle or wet t-shirt if the option was there, because really, we only live once, who gives a fuck. So today, seeing Mel B holding on with Champagne facials, in a bikini, has a whole new meaning… TO SEE HER IN A RED BIKINI IN MALIBU FOLLOW THIS LINK

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