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Zuzana Kopuncova in Bathing Suits of the Day

Zuzana Kopuncova has the name of a girl who should be locked in the basement of a stripclub in some Eastern European city. You know, because she was abducted or sold to the MAFIA by her father to pay off some kind of debt, or because the MAFIA was looking for some young, tight pussy, to work their CAM companies for free, or at least to save their parents from being killed off. But instead, this Zuzana Kopuncova, is just some lovely Slovakian, 5 foot 10, goddess, all long and lean, because she’s a model, modelling bathing suits, all thanks to the fall of communism, because without the fall of communism, she’d be sewing work uniforms in a factory for 1 dollar a day, and that would be a waste of such amazingness…

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Zuzana Kopuncova in Bathing Suits of the Day

Emily Didonato’s Lingerie Campaign of the Day

Emily Didonato has shown her NIPPLES FOR FASHION ….and it was semi-disappointing, knowing that Jake Gyllenhaal, enemy of DRUNKENSTEPFATHER.com, owns them, before remembering that Jake Gyllenhaal, enemy of DRUNKENSTEPFATHER.com, is a homosexual, who has probably only seen these nipples, while shopping for bikinis, or when one tit slipped out while they were pretending to be in a relationship, and she was either bending over in a loose fitting shirt to pick something up off the floor, or changing before going to a function where she was going to play his beard, at leas that’s what you’d like to think, cuz knowing a bitch, especially a hot bitch, is doing groupie shit with such a loser, no matter how famous he is, ruins her….so it’s better to pretend their genitals never got jammed up in each other….. Here she is modelling lingerie…

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Emily Didonato’s Lingerie Campaign of the Day

Brandi Glanville Flashes Her Mom Pussy of the Day

This is one part disgusting, one part amazing, and really only disgusting because of her freakish face that got Homewrecked by Leann Rimes, and the skin of her legs hanging off her knees like bitch is in her 60s….the pussy itself is a pussy….and pussy should always be celebrated, no matter how dirty, or dead it may be. I mean if you’re like me the only model pussy you’ll ever fuck will be at the scene of an accident before the cops show up if you’re lucky. UPDATE: After staring at her stubbly but bald enough twat, I am impressed with the fact that she has an inny. I think it’s probably cuz she’s an old lady and unlike the 25 and under year olds I fuck with, the clits and inner lips aren’t sticking their tongue out at us, you know thanks to the hormones in the food. I am into this, but it may be just her bruised up knees and plastic face in facial stance. I’ve seen this porn already…goldigger. What these women won’t do for attention is very little….

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Some Power Rangers in Bikinis of the Day

I can only assume that you used to masturbate to the Power Rangers, hoping they were girls under the costume and not asian dudes who knew how to karate. Because you are a fucking pervert and kids shows are your porn. So you’ll probably have no interest in seeing some of the stars from the Power Rangers, Cristina Masterson the Pink Power Ranger and Ciara Hanna The Yellow Power Ranger in bikinis for social media, because you prefer them in costume…with helmet and all…it is all part of your weirdness.

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Some Power Rangers in Bikinis of the Day

Pole Dance Demo from Some Champs Video of the Day

Here’s a video from Exxxotica of a pole dance demo, that inspired me to spend part of the night at a stripclub last night… It reminded me that I love strippers, and don’t know why I ever forget how much I loved them strippers, because with the internet, I figured who needs them, but turns out that I need them…or at least their pole dancing…because that shit impresses the hell out of me.. Seriously, girls don’t even need to get naked for me to look on with excitement, to see their acrobatics. I’m almost tempted to audit a pole dance school… The good news is you don’t need to be a broken girl with daddy issues looking for easy money with no internet savvy. Thanks to people like THEPOLEDANCINGSHOP and X-POLE …you can master the art of pole dance at home…or you can get one for your girl to make life a hell of a lot better for you… Seriously…it will change your life… Here’s the VINE Part 1 Part 2 FOR ALL YOUR POLE DANCE NEEDS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Pole Dance Demo from Some Champs Video of the Day

Pole Dance Demo from Some Champs Video of the Day

Here’s a video from Exxxotica of a pole dance demo, that inspired me to spend part of the night at a stripclub last night… It reminded me that I love strippers, and don’t know why I ever forget how much I loved them strippers, because with the internet, I figured who needs them, but turns out that I need them…or at least their pole dancing…because that shit impresses the hell out of me.. Seriously, girls don’t even need to get naked for me to look on with excitement, to see their acrobatics. I’m almost tempted to audit a pole dance school… The good news is you don’t need to be a broken girl with daddy issues looking for easy money with no internet savvy. Thanks to people like THEPOLEDANCINGSHOP and X-POLE …you can master the art of pole dance at home…or you can get one for your girl to make life a hell of a lot better for you… Seriously…it will change your life… Here’s the VINE Part 1 Part 2 FOR ALL YOUR POLE DANCE NEEDS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Michella Cruz is Fit for Blue Beach Sports of the Day

Here’s some fitness inspiration for you fat fucks who don’t believe in the benefits of fitness, when fitness, theoretically involves girls who look like this, but for some reason never does, at least not when I used to creep on gyms to try to get in the locker room, because apparently, gyms are where fat girls go with some fantasy of looking like this one day, and not where girls who look like this go. Her name is Michella Cruz, I have no idea who she is, what she does, where she’s from, or why she’s modelling, but I do know she’s got a banging’ body, that I wouldn’t mind working up a sweat lickin her clean after a good sweat, like an after gym shower, but with my mouth, not that me working up a good sweat is anything remarkable, I’m sweating right now, just sitting. We call this workout “near death”….

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Michella Cruz is Fit for Blue Beach Sports of the Day

Michella Cruz is Fit for Blue Beach Sports of the Day

Here’s some fitness inspiration for you fat fucks who don’t believe in the benefits of fitness, when fitness, theoretically involves girls who look like this, but for some reason never does, at least not when I used to creep on gyms to try to get in the locker room, because apparently, gyms are where fat girls go with some fantasy of looking like this one day, and not where girls who look like this go. Her name is Michella Cruz, I have no idea who she is, what she does, where she’s from, or why she’s modelling, but I do know she’s got a banging’ body, that I wouldn’t mind working up a sweat lickin her clean after a good sweat, like an after gym shower, but with my mouth, not that me working up a good sweat is anything remarkable, I’m sweating right now, just sitting. We call this workout “near death”….

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Michella Cruz is Fit for Blue Beach Sports of the Day

Rihanna’s Lap Dance Video of the Day

I into Rihanna in a one piece giving a lap dance to one of her fans…and not because he looks like a Russian homosexual as he sings along to he songs…but because she’s actually simulating sex with the dude, I’m talking thrown him down and grinding him hard, in what is almost pornographic and reminiscent of her days as a 15 year old Hooker at the Barbados Karaoke bar for white people, it was the key to her being able to afford her POLO from the duty free shop in Bridgetown, before extorting and being scooped up by the entertainment industry…. Seriously, she does this like a pro, and the one fail, is that it’s part of a million dollar making show, on a 100 million dollar tour, with no hope of this ever happening at the local strip club…bummer, but the video’s good enough for foreplay, cuz it’s hot as fuck… Let’s hope her 16 year old fans are practicing this at home on their teddy bears, because it is the gateway to Teen pregnancy…my favorite.

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Kimberly Garner’s Hot Photoshoot in the Park of the Day

I still don’t care who Kimberly Garner is…and I probably never will. But I don’t mind looking at pictures of her posing in the park in what looks like a one piece bathing suit because she’s the only girl in the UK who is not insulin resistant and who doesn’t gain wait from a diet of potatoes and bread. You know so she didn’t grow into a dumpy pile of shit of a woman, at least not in looks, and more importantly, she’s one of the chosen few who still has her teeth, probably from fucking the one dentist in town to help her make it to this level of stardom… If you don’t know who Kimberly Garner is, she’s on some UK reality TV shit, if you don’t care who Kimberly Garner is but like all skinny girls in revealing clothes…like me watching the 6 foot tall 100 pound goddess awkwardly dance in a low cut shirt all night…follow the link. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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