Extra-buxom British beauty Kelly Brook was just born to bask naked in the sun. From her skinematic nude debut coming out of the water in Survival Island (2004) to her Anatomy Award winning underwater lesbian bonanza in Piranha 3D (2010), she’s sun-thing else! Now Kelly is giving us a Copperbone with another topless tanning session captured by the paparazzi down Mexico way. Don’t forget the SPF 69! See more pics after the jump!
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Kelly Brook Goes Topless in Cancun [PICS]
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EVA AMURRI ….is the married, weak chinned, daughter of Susan Sarandon, who has massive tits. she put out there in CALIFORNICATION: CLICK HERE or CLICK HERE or CLICK HERE … Because like all rich girls, she is damaged, filled with daddy issues, seeking male attention, and more importantly, feels the need to pave her own way, despite using her family connections, to get a gig in TV, that involves showing off her huge tits, like she’s not from a Hollywood family, but is instead some low level, small down, recent to LA waitress trying to make it…in what makes little to no sense to me….until remembering that all girls like their tits being celebrated…cuz you know her mom could get her any movie or TV role she wanted…but instead she went for the tits…making her a modern day rich kid hero…. And here are those Tits she’s got in a bikini….all married and not as exciting as when they are in TV shows…helping establishing herself as a serious artist and not just her mother’s daughter…in roles normally reserved for strippers.
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Eva Amurri’s in a Bikini for the Internet of the Day
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Her name is Heather Kelly, she’s 25, and she’s been arrested for robbing some convenience store, by crawling in through the window, where she ended up losing a sandal. Turns out, she’s in the running for Top 10 cutest outfits ever worn on a crackhead robbing a convenience store. I am on team Heather Kelly, because I appreciate a girl in short shorts, as much as I appreciate an ambitious opportunist, who goes out there and takes what life has to offer, especially when the clerk is too busy in the back taking a shit, to watch his shit. I think I’m in love. If you’re not into that…here’s a couple of dumb criminals for a solid LOLZ
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Hot Criminal of the Day
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Remember – when reading this story – that Kanye is dropping an Album in 3 days. That people close to her have told me she never fucked him. This is all for publicity. Sure, she’s hotter than Kim, but so is a pile of dog shit. Sure she is like a pornstar without the porn…which is typical from girls from Quebec. It’s like the fallback plan is to be a stripper, so they all do what they can to look like strippers, in the event they ever need to be strippers. Usually these kinds of girls can be found at the local bar or club peddling drinks for tips that they use for cosmetic improvements and trips to Cuba or other Miami for DJ week because like all girls…They love guys with money, or fame, or status, from DJs to bar owners. Like all girls they love attention, so much that they change their FACEBOOK name from the stupid nickname they have been using since I’ve had her on FACEBOOK – to her actual fucking name so people can find her… Not humiliated by her new fame..but loving that it went viral and everyone is finally talking about her. She’s been waiting for this moment all her life. This is her big hit, the 5 minutes and we can all hope it leads to a sex tape. Even though she claims she never fucked Kanye. Remember the convenient thing in the story is that Kanye is dropping an album in 3 days, that Kim Kardashian needs this storyline, and that I am sure he’s fucking all kinds of things, mainly men, since he’s not even with Kim Kardashian, it’s all one big media blitz bullshit lie…. What we can gather from her instagram is that – 1 she loves her implants, because they make her face worth looking at. They get her all the tips and male attention so she shows them off. They are her BFF. 2 she likes when black guys ride the back of her canoe. 3 she has a thing for monkeys 4 she loves money 5 she loves headlining DJs. Here are her top 37 Instagram pics, cuz this shit hits close to home and I’m gonna cover it. Even if it doesn’t matter, is all lies, I just appreciate implants making moves…in the most simplistic and hilarious ways. IT’s nice to see dreams come true via vagina or by lying about her vagina,or by someone else lying about her vagina…because I have a feeling she didn’t even bang him….but I’ll ride this story hard.
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The Top 37 Instagram Pics of Kanye’s “Mistress” of the Day
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So the story is that passengers of Allegiant flight were stranded for 3 hours and decided to break into song, that song “I Believe I Can Fly”, which the one black passenger was nice to bring with him, just in case they had to do a little song and dance for the internet. The reason I am posting it, I couldn’t tell you. The quality is shit. the giggling annoying, the concept totally foreign to me, because I generally don’t talk to people on planes, you never know if they are terrorists (Hi NSA), and I know if I was on this plane, I wouldn’t be getting down like it was summer camp, I’d be going fucking crazy thanks to claustrophobia. Life lesson – never fly Allegiant. I mean regular price airlines fly to Vegas for 49 dollars, it’s almost pointless to rock the Discounters… Other life lesson, when life gets you down, all you gotta do is sing you way through it.
Tagged bennyhollywood, bikini sluts, generally-don, giggling, Hollywood, invalid, life, Nsfw, price-airlines, topless, totally-foreign
Alessia Tedeschi looks like a lot of fun, or at least her body does. She’s some low level italian model who doesn’t matter, but she’s gone to Ibizia and in doing so, has got her ripped body with implants, that distract from her busted face, into a bikini…and the paparazzi ate it up. I prefer when the low levels do porn, or at least nudes, I mean she’s built for it, but I’ll take staged bikinis pics, cuz lets face it, nothing else is going on for me right now, and even if it was, you know if I had my wife and stepdaughters in a bikini, these pictures are more arrousing, but more importantly, these pictures smell a lot better, cuz my wife is obese and has a hard time wiping properly, and powering just doesn’t mask the small, it kinda just adds a new floral layer to it….and it’s fucking horrible…while this bitch is lovely as fuck, and as low level as she is, it is safe to say Clooney is probably already trying to recruit him to his Lake Como retreat for anal. Good hustle. TO SEE Alessia Tedeschi Hot in Her Bikini FOLLOW THIS LINK
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Alessia Tedeschi has a Rockin’ Body of the Day
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Here is the token ethnic girl for Victoria’s Secret. You see, because they have to Her name is Gracie Carvalho…I like that she’s got the word “HO” in her name, just because it makes me laugh, even if it means nothing. I am easily entertained, like a hamster, just put a half naked chick in front of me and I can stare at the shit for hours, even though girls on my Facebook don’t like hearing it when I tell them that I stared at their pics all fucking night, and I mean it. I have low testosterone, I need to really commit to cum to their vacation photos….. All this to say, Victoria’s Secret catalog pics fucking suck, they are boring, they are photoshopped, there are no hard nipples or pussy lip slips, but I’ll still look at em as a memory of a time when I jerked off to the catalog before the internet…
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Gracie Carvalho in a Some Victoria’s Secret Catalog Shots of the Day
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Look at Bar Refaeli being funny. I guess it’s her Jewish sense of Comedy…. You know, a real Gary Shandling or Mel Brooks, Joan Rivers or Groucho Marx, Billy Crystal or Jackie Mason, Gilda Radner or Bette Midler, Woody Allen or Adam Sandler, Seinfeld or Larry David, Gilfred Godfrey or Bob Sagget, you get what I am saying here, Jewish people are funny, but for some reason, this joke is less about making me laugh and more about being totally erotic. Anything that involves a bitch in a men’s washroom at a bar or club, whether she’s getting gang banged, or throat fucked, or simulating pissing in a urinal or actually pissing in a urinal, excites me, but then again, sluts excite me, especially when pissing even if they pretend it’s squirt, like the old lady I saw in slutty clothes with a wet spot on her skirt the other day, now I don’t like old ladies, but I do like leaks in their vagina area. Here’s a thick bitch clowning…
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Bar Refaeli Taking a Piss of the Day
Natasha Barnard, not to be confused with Natasha Barn yard the pig you lost your virginity to, cuz you dad caught you playing with barbies and he couldn’t have that….is a Guess model, following the footsteps of such great models as Anna Nicole Smith, only unlike Anna Nicole Smith, this Natasha Barnard is not dead and thank god for that, because it would make jerking off to her way creepy….
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Natasha Barnard for GUESS of the Day
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