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The Simpsons Season 26 Episode 1 Recap: WHO DIED?

The Simpsons lived up to its promise tonight. After vowing all summer long to kill off a key character, the animated smash let go of Krusty’s father, Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky, on The Simpsons Season 26 Episode 1 . Voiced by the great Jackie Mason), the holy man had been a part of the show’s universe since reuniting with his estranged, red-nosed son in 1991. Why did producer Al Jean go there? “I thought it would be a good story about someone who’s had a tough relationship with his father – having Krusty’s father die without him ever getting that warmth or connection he really wanted, then finally finding it in a surprising way,” Jean telld TV Line. “If we could get a sweet moment out of that, that’s all we wanted. We didn’t want a crazy death, or anything shocking, just true human emotion.” Not exactly a series known for serialization, Jean also teased that the rabbi’s death will continue to be felt as episodes go along. “One of the reasons Krusty’s been such a loose cannon is because his father disapproved of him, and he never felt like he got that sort of love that he wanted,” Jean explains. “He might have a little more confidence now that he has that. … A little more. In case you were somehow concerned, however, have no fear: Jean promises his hit will never kill off Homer or Krusty. PHEW! Check out this collection of The Simpsons quotes at TV Fanatic and go watch The Simpsons online if you need to catch up. Then, sound off below with your favorite memories of Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky.

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Rihanna is Braless in Paris of the Day

Rihanna is so worldly…so cultured….from teen hooker…to globetrotter, using her riches for the benefit of no one but herself and her entourage, fuck the starving kids in Africa, if they want this level of fame and fortune, they can go out and suck dick like they were Rihanna to get it. There’s no handouts here motherfuckers. But there are nipples. thanks to a tight shirt and no bra, something I like to look at , intensely, until the girl gets uncomfortable about the shit, and puts a sweater on, every time I come across it….or on it…if I’m quick enough. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Rihanna is Braless in Paris of the Day

Rihanna is Braless in Paris of the Day

Rihanna is so worldly…so cultured….from teen hooker…to globetrotter, using her riches for the benefit of no one but herself and her entourage, fuck the starving kids in Africa, if they want this level of fame and fortune, they can go out and suck dick like they were Rihanna to get it. There’s no handouts here motherfuckers. But there are nipples. thanks to a tight shirt and no bra, something I like to look at , intensely, until the girl gets uncomfortable about the shit, and puts a sweater on, every time I come across it….or on it…if I’m quick enough. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Rihanna is Braless in Paris of the Day

Hayden Panettiere Does the Emily Ratakowski of the Day

In the event you don’t remember the unrated “Blurred Lines” video for a song by Alan Thicke Jr and Pharrell Williams, here it is: Well, Hayden Panettiere, decided to jump into the mix and do some awkward dancing like my favorite set of tits I write poetry for, even though she pretends I don’t exist, as most people do with their creepy stalkers…. She tried to twerk….because twerking is the future of white people dances, even though the darks have been doing it forever… And I’m into it, but only because it reminds me of the day Emily Ratatatatatatatakowski and I first met, I mean she wasn’t actually there, but pictures of her tits were, and it’s been pretty consuming ever since, I mean as consuming as an ADD ridden pervert who likes all pussy, can be…. It is about 3 minutes in.

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Bar Refaeli Taking a Piss of the Day

Look at Bar Refaeli being funny. I guess it’s her Jewish sense of Comedy…. You know, a real Gary Shandling or Mel Brooks, Joan Rivers or Groucho Marx, Billy Crystal or Jackie Mason, Gilda Radner or Bette Midler, Woody Allen or Adam Sandler, Seinfeld or Larry David, Gilfred Godfrey or Bob Sagget, you get what I am saying here, Jewish people are funny, but for some reason, this joke is less about making me laugh and more about being totally erotic. Anything that involves a bitch in a men’s washroom at a bar or club, whether she’s getting gang banged, or throat fucked, or simulating pissing in a urinal or actually pissing in a urinal, excites me, but then again, sluts excite me, especially when pissing even if they pretend it’s squirt, like the old lady I saw in slutty clothes with a wet spot on her skirt the other day, now I don’t like old ladies, but I do like leaks in their vagina area. Here’s a thick bitch clowning…

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Jackie Mason spotted at Morton Williams

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Facebook.com – Become a Fan! Twitter.com – Follow Us! Jackie Mason was spotted shopping at Morton Williams in New York City! Jackie seems to be in a hurry!

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Jackie Mason spotted at Morton Williams