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Rita Ora Grabbing Her Tits for Interview Germany of the Day

Rita Ora is the Rihanna replacement they have lined up for when Rihanna goes off the deep end in a cocaine fueled abusive relationship premature death that happens to the best of uneducated people from a small island thrown into the insanity of fame, fortune and celebrity, a concept everyone dreams of but doesn’t understand the trade off that comes with it…but the record companies do, and that’s why they have a constant flow of talent in case one dies, and Rita Ora chick is the UK Rihanna with bigger titties version, and she’s doing some photoshoot for Interview Germany that you may want to have sex with…like I do…cuz boobs, are fun most of the time, until they start talking and demanding things from you…..

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One More Miley Cyrus Picture of the Day

I am a sick man, with a sick Miley Cyrus obsession…and this just opens a whole new floodgate of fantasies I can try to masturbate to, because Miley is constantly producing content that I want to rub my genitals all over…whether it is tweaking, pulling at her panties, being a bit of an exhibitionist party girl, or just being a skinny little thing that smells of money and youthfulness coupled with a nice dose of being a broken child star who sold her youth for the fame her Achy Breaky Dad had a taste of for a few minutes…before realizing to throw his kid into it after figuring just how the industry works to not make another one-hit-wonder…and the whole thing is highly fucking erotic to me. To see pics of Miley promoting her new song FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kate Upton Topless Pics Coming Soon of the Day

TMZ has some TOPLESS pics of Kate Upton on a horse…unfortunately for you Kate Upton big sloppy tit lovers, they are censored… I would have expected her to be the one being ridden like a horse…because she’s built like one…straight from the barn, a little fatter than she was in her race day prime. ready to be put out to pasture…but I’m a hater of all awkward shaped things getting rich from hormone in the foot tits they barely show…mainly because I know she will just end up obese in a few years. Maybe I’m just a hater, because I am seeing her sitting, or straddling, and instead of me wishing I was the horse she was riding, or even wishing she as on all fours getting mounted, all I see is the worst possible position you can put her in… this is not very beneficial for her body..They should keep her photoshopped…. Now send me the uncensored version….I can handle them.

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Maria Menounos in her Bikini in Greece of the DAy

I don’t even know if that chick in a bikini at the start of this Vine is Maria Maria Maria the Greek Loving Greek in Greece Menounos…I have facial recognition and I only recognize her by her cunt that she normally flashes in her bikini, but that she’s not flashing in these bikini pics I am linking to at the bottom of this life changing post I am rushing though because I have better things to do like watch girls in the park tan and figure out ways to convince them to let me apply sun tan lotion on their backs with my dick…it’s a hard life for me…I don’t need to fly to Greece to be ignored by Maria Menounos, and I don’t need to wack off to her pics, when I got the real thing outside my door, too bad I’m lazy. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Maria Menounos in her Bikini in Greece of the DAy

Jessica Alba for the Sunday Times of the Day

Jessica Alba was in the Sunday Times and she looked pretty fucking lovely, despite not being naked enough for my liking, she’s Jessica Alba, and has never been naked enough for my liking, she always knew she was hot, and always knew that getting naked would end her appeal, so she never fucking did it. I just assumed falling off the map and having a couple of kids would have made her more desperate, only instead of taking any job she can get, now more naked because she’s eager to get back in the limelight, or even to establish herself as an actor now that she’s more comfortable being spread out on a table in front of a room full of people thanks to child birth… But instead she took the Martha’s Stewart route…you know if Martha Stewart wore evening gowns on tennis courts..

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Jessica Alba for the Sunday Times of the Day

Kate Upton Cleavage for Some Campaign of the Day

Kate Upton was hired to do some campaign for some company I am not going to bother to track down to tell you about, because ultimately, they don’t matter, but luckily their creative director understood a very simple thing when it came to shooting this campaign with Kate Upton…and that is…show off her tits, make her face look pretty basic, but hide that double chin, and at all costs…hide her stomach…loose fitting shirts that are low-cut for the win…cuz when I see Kate Upton like this, her awkward shape, doesn’t bother me, and her sloppy tits are fun to look at… Don’t confuse this as me endorsing Kate Upton, I already feel like she’s won too much at life and it’s time of her to back seat…

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Kate Upton Cleavage for Some Campaign of the Day

Kate Upton Cleavage for Some Campaign of the Day

Kate Upton was hired to do some campaign for some company I am not going to bother to track down to tell you about, because ultimately, they don’t matter, but luckily their creative director understood a very simple thing when it came to shooting this campaign with Kate Upton…and that is…show off her tits, make her face look pretty basic, but hide that double chin, and at all costs…hide her stomach…loose fitting shirts that are low-cut for the win…cuz when I see Kate Upton like this, her awkward shape, doesn’t bother me, and her sloppy tits are fun to look at… Don’t confuse this as me endorsing Kate Upton, I already feel like she’s won too much at life and it’s time of her to back seat…

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Mariah Carey is on a Boat in a Bikini of the Day

Mariah Carey was on a boat, and despite what the date her birth certificate suggests….she got into a bikini… I wonder if this is another example of her manic episodes that I thought Nick Cannon and their twins helped get under control… Or maybe, this is all thanks to the meds making her feel good about herself, and at the top of her game and sex appeal, even though pushing 40 usually requires a little more of a one-piece…or even an 1890s style swimming outfit… Luckily for her, all I see is titties in a white bikini, and that shit excites me proper. To See Her at Some Evenr Follow this link

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Behati Prinsloo on the Beach for Jalouse of the Day

Her name is Behati Prinsloo, like Anne V, she too is tainted by the ADAM Levine from Maroon 5 sperm, because like Anne V, she decided that dating a hugely successful pop star, on a hugely successful TV show, despite being hugely 5 foot 5, was a good move and a sign of having made it in the model world, which is a bit of a bummer…because even if Adam Levine is a good guy, and a cool guy, and just being a smart business man producing shit music for money, lots of money, cuz shit music takes him 5 minutes to make, he’s still the brains behind it…and these girls can be fucking anyone…far bigger, more famous, more successful than him….it just makes no sense to me, and I guess either does posting pics of her more clothed than she is for the devil company she sold her soul too…but I’m doing it anyway…

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Behati Prinsloo on the Beach for Jalouse of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski for Galore Magazine by Andrew Kuykendall of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski or as I sometimes call her Emily Ratakowski …or as I like to call her Emily RATATATATATATATKOWSKI….but who I want to call “wife”…is a fucking substantially built woman, who when I look at, I wonder if she’s even human, almost too perfect to not be alien, or from a creepy model producing factory in Russia….Just watching her in action, in all she does, makes me want to continue my quest in seducing her badly through love songs, poetry and posts about her tits….One day, we will meet, and she won’t be able to resist the total disappointment that comes with me…and more importantly so is sex with me….let’s hope Emily experiences that first hand!!

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Emily Ratajkowski for Galore Magazine by Andrew Kuykendall of the Day