Aimee Garcia finally made her nude debut on Dexter , with a brief showing of spread cheeks while riding Detective Quinn. It’s dark, tinted red, and she keeps her hands strategically over her perky au pair, but the nudity cherry has definitely been broken. Plus, Victoria Vertuga gave us a clear, well-lit look at her topless twosome during a montage of what Dexter has been doing over the last 6 months. Over on Magic City , Jessica Marais was also serving up a slice of butt and boob while getting it on with her guy in bed. It’s a fine return to form for the friskiest star from season one! See pics after the jump!
Rosie Jones is 23…so looking at “Leaked” or recently released throwback titty pics of her at 18, when she was officially allowed to finally show her tits in exchange for very low level fame and a possible soccer playing baby daddy retirement plan…and so much has changed…I mean look how she is built and poses the exact fucking same as she does now…because she’s a natural and it just comes easy to her? Maybe. But I’m thinking it has more to do with her job being a fucking joke and all it required was a good set of tits, something she’s got…now look at em..
Apparently, Miranda Kerr made the Forbes list of top 100 most powerful entertainers…I am not sure why, because she’s not really an entertainer, I mean sure getting half naked is entertaining for some of us….but it doesn’t really count, neither does marrying an entertainer and having his baby…so I can only assume Forbes jerks off to his wife’s Victoria’s Secret catalog when she’s out getting groceries like it was still 1990 pre-Internet. I mean, she just quit Victoria’s Secret to attempt to be an independent worker in the half naked game. It may lead to TV and acting, but it hasn’t yet. She’s definitely not making Oprah’s 100 million a year, or Beiber’s 58 Million a year, or Ellen’s 56 Million a year, but is instead came it at number 100, in what I can only assume was a favor…because seeing her modelling in bikinis for some magazine I’ve never heard of is alright, but more along the lines of building up her portfolio of non-Victoria’s Secret work, rather than being powerful… Who cares, here are the pics.
Big Booty Bitches…her name is Jessie J, she’s from the UK, she was a popstar in a leotard for a minute and now she’s a shaved head in a bikini… She looks like she could be a pornstar…but in her defense, all girls look like pornstars…I blame the tits and vaginas for that.
These aren’t hot. Scarlett Johansson is old, fat, dumpy, sloppy, a divorcee, uneventful and not very interesting. Her acting has consistently been emptiness, and her personal life equally dull. She’s about as colorful as a pile of shit…but for some reason she got picked up, marketed heavily, loved by the masses, because of her face, and ability to hide her gut…and we all wanted to fuck her at least once… I pretty much hate her after seeing the nude pics she sent someone to jail for leaking, when she should have been the one sent to jail for taking…not because I don’t like looking at nudes of all women, but because I thought taking homie down was a little excessive, considering she was the slut who took the pics in the first place and should have taken some ownership on that… I mean if sharing nudes is a crime, I’m the fucking stepfather of that shit…that’s all I fucking do…so I guess whenever groups try to take my kind down, I am forced to make them enemy number 1…and hate all their non-nude work…like this shit that might as well be the cover of Good Housekeeping, a cover she’ll never get, cuz Good Housekeeper’s don’t get divorced…..a Good Housekeeper keeps her man and home good…and they don’t get their asses divorced. An ass she’s poking out in these pice..
I wonder if Bar Refaeli’s mortgage payment is coming up, or maybe she’s making a big purchase, or maybe she just wants to see her bank account a little more substantial…or maybe she’s just feeling a little insecure and in need of a little attention..because she’s been aggressively posting bikini pics to the internet and I mean that’s kinda what all the ratchets do…eager for LIKES… I’m not complaining, even if I find her a little plus sized, I’m just curious what she has up her sleeve, what’s all this scheming, but not that curious, because in less than 5 minutes, I will forget I posted this, because guess what, it really doesn’t fucking matter because she doesn’t matter.She’s a bikini model, she’s old, she’s not even American and doesn’t even live in America and there are so many other breasts out there to replace hers…welt’s focus on those.
Looks like pudgy Rita Ora starved herself for a few weeks before this bikini photoshoot she posted to the internet…. From what I remember she normally more busty, and less toned….I’ve got pics to prove it, I’m just too lazy to use the search bar on the site to find it. For those of you who don’t know or care about Rita Ora, and I assume that’s probably all of you, she’s the UK Rihanna Impersonator, who I guess the Record labels liked and hired, in the event Rihanna ends up killing herself now that she’s a big star and not on a short puppet string anymore…You know now that she makes her own career decisions, and life decisions, and the labels who created her kinda work for her…an uneducated, inexperienced, coddled brat who makes stupid choices…they know she’s bound to fail eventually, and this is the back-up plan. Now I’ve never listened to Rita Ora’s music, and I won’t, but I will stare at her in a bikini for a few minutes, but in my defence I stared at a fat granny in a bikini in the park for 4 hours yesterday, you know until it got weird for both of us and I felt I should go over there and introduce myself as the guy who was staring at her for 4 hours…but I didn’t for fear of being forced to have sex with her…despite having no standards, sometimes I try to avoid horrible decisions before they happen…and I guess so does Rita Ora, at least that’s what her starving herself for a change tells me. Good job!
Tanning Mom is just another pile of shit human who happened to get famous for being a low level, horrible parent, that I guess the tabloids got a hard on for, and exploited her enough to make her a known personality for a solid minute…a minute that she’s still trying to make last as long as fucking possible because here she is topless on the beach in staged pictures that should have never happened, but aren’t the first time they happened, cuz there comes a point in every pigs life where they pull whatever tricks they can to keep their celebrity alive…low fucking level..but be happy it isn’t a sex tape, even though I am not happy it is not a sex tape, because a sex tape starring this monster, would be fucking amazing to watch… It is safe to say, based on these pics, that a sex tape is not too far from actually happening…it’s just the natural, progression of a bottom feeder, and I am very eager to see her loose fitting stomach jiggle while it fucks. Fingers crossed. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Ioanna Ntenti is some Greek model who was winner or runner up of Greek’s Next Top Model, where I hear one of the tests was not performing Anal sex with editors of magazines in order to get jobs, because Anal sex is normal sex in Greece, and in being Greek, it’s kinda just what she does….the asshole is the primary orifice and we find that almost as fun as Feta Cheese…and Souvlaki… I guess she’s making some moves, she’s in Grazia Italia, not showing her NIPPLES SHE’S SHOWN BEFORE …because that’s all part of being a model…but she’s got a rocking’ body that unlike the Greek women I buy my chicken from, who has a moustache thicker than her three sons named George….I want to actually fuck…rather than just closing my eyes and stomaching it…oh the thing’s I’ll do for free food….
I still haven’t watched Alyssa Milano ‘s new show yet, because once I heard it was on ABC, I knew they weren’t going to have Alyssa get topless like I hoped. I guess because they hate ratings. That said, I do like what having a new show’s been doing for Alyssa’s hotness comeback though. And Maxim even came to the rescue on the topless front. So enjoy these shots, and remember to thank Maxim for saving us from having to watch Mistresses . It’s a win-win.
