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Julianne Hough Flashes Her Cooter the Old Fashioned Way of the Day

Posted on May 5, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There’s nothing quite like a good old fashioned, getting out of the car, panty and labia flash, to remind us that Julianne Hough cares about increasing her popularity, and having the media talk about her, now that she doesn’t have Ryan Seacrest’s fame and fortune to attach herself to, as people look on and wonder whether she’s just his beard, because there’s no way those frosted tips don’t like anal, the bottom kind. Because once you hit a level of celebrity, the paparazzi love when you pull this kind of shit off…. While I just look on and imagine what could have been if it all didn’t work out for her, because let’s face it, there’s really only 2 jobs a professional dancer can take, and she got her hands on the wrong one. But at least she’s giving us a taste of what coulda been, while getting herself written about, all thanks to a little low level pussy flash. I’m into it. Next time a little more crotchless and a lot more spread asshole. It will distract from her shitty face…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Miley Cyrus Did Maxim and is their Top 100 of the Day

Posted on May 5, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So these Maxim assholes and their Top 100 stories are a fucking joke. Maxim isn’t a relevant news agency with objective journalism, objectifying women by any systematic way, they are just doing it haphazardly. You know a bunch or half retard dudes, with some publicist connections, doing a list that is best for their dying business, from a business development and marketing standpoint…. So them choosing Miley as number 1, is the equivalent of me saying Miley is number 1, everytime I see pics of her bra-less titties and tight little funny elf faced body. It means nothing. But Miley is pretending to be happy about it, posting pics from her shoot, looking hot, the way she wants to, to get some revenge on her ex boyfriend /fiance who left her, because that’s how spoiled rich girls work, they get even by showing the motherfucker what they are missing, and that’s a Maxim Number 1 Girl, even if Maxim doesn’t fucking matter, it’s just another thing to throw in his face and to feel about her brat self with. Luckily, I’m into Miley, at least when she’s not talking, so when she’s in pictures, and seeing her in ghetto, low grade, bikini shoots for shitty magazines, works for me. Even if I know how ridiculous the whole approach to it is. She’s putting in work lately, after years of being stagnant all thanks to a broken heart.

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Vanessa Hudgens Dumpy Leggings Ass of the Day

Posted on May 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sometimes leggings fail us. Here is Vanessa Hudgens demonstrating when that happens. Her bumpy, sock full of marbles looking ass in a pair of workout pants, that look like she shat herself, or is in a diaper, or wearing a 1930s menstrual belt, makes absolutely no sense. This must be some kind of candid camera prank or some shit, because I’ve seen dumpy fat chicks, far fatter and more dumpy than Vanessa Hudgens in Leggings, and they squeezed there shit into a nice and smooth formation…. This shit is just weird. Here’s a Vanessa Hudgens Music Video to Kill Yourself To

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Nina Agdal’s Hot Body/Retard Face for Aerie Lingerie of the Day

Posted on May 2, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nina Agdal is the spokesperson for some lingerie company, and these are the shitty ads, I guess she looks better than she normally does, because when she’s not posing, and the photographer isn’t focusing on her amazing body, she generally looks like Corky, you know a little Downs Syndromed. Not that I wouldn’t sleep with a girl with Downs Syndrome, I have no standards and depending on how retarded she is, I assume she’d be easy. You know with all their chronic masturbating…. You see cuz like the Black Eyed Peas, I’m okay with getting retards. Not that Nina has Downs Syndrome, she just looks like she does, and not in these pics, so focus on what matters, her amazing body she’s milking to the top, even if I’d rather she be milking me.

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Paulina Gretzky Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on May 2, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t do sports, but I would do their wives, daughters, and mistresses, because Athletes, unlike regular people, have all kinds of trashy pussy thrown their way, and sometimes they knock them up and marry them, and sometimes they make trashy pussy of their own, because athletes, for the most part, unless we’re talking about billionaire Hilary Duff’s husband, are ghetto poor people who end up making far too much money to know what to do with and to not spoil their kids and stripper looking wives with fake tits and whatever they want… Working class values. The other nice thing about athletes, their stripper wives and their tacky daughters, is that growing up the one important thing for the dad was fitness and a regimented diet, because that’s how daddy made his fake titty money, and with fitness and a good diet, comes a body raised by an athlete, coupled with a personality raised by a stripper looking mom, cuz daddy was always on the road, that focuses on the superficial, because mommy’s looks got Daddy’s money, this Paulina Gretzky the complete package, at least from behind.

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Ken Jeong Photobombs Kate Upton in August 2011 of the Day

Posted on May 1, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In Augusts 2011 , Ken Jeong brought his frat boy – Judd Apatow / The Hangover brand of accessible, easy to digest, even though dude is an actual doctor and probaly has the capacity to be funnier, but why bother in a world full of fucking retards, who think “dance drunk asian monkey in a speedo, dance”…is genius…..to a GQ Shoot featuring Kate Upton, you know to make a viral video out of it, because movie star comedians aren’t supposed to be funny in the background photobombing fat busty overrated models during photoshoots, which is what the comedic masterminds figured made of good comedy… Don’t get me wrong, I like photobombs almost as much as the next guy, and dudes pretending to jerk off water noodles, classic shit that will be written about by comedic theorists for decades to come, I just find it a little obvious. You see these people have huge fucking budgets, star power and most importantly tits, making things pretty fucking weak….but luckily…the world are retards…. All this to say, this video, shoot is 2 years old. I have no idea why it is circulating so many years later, but I can assume it has a little something to do with Hangover 3.

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Miley Cyrus Pumping Gas Proper of the Day

Posted on May 1, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I always find it funny watching Miley Cyrus try to be normal. You know doing the things normal girls do and hate doing, like pumping gas, and owning the shit, like she just won an Oscar. She’s been so coddled her entire life, that making her bed for herself is something she fucking celebrates, in what normal people may not understand, because normal people weren’t raised in a fishbowl their entire life, a fishbowl that will be solely responsible for her fucking crash and burn….a crash and burn we can safely say we hope involved her tight grip on a cock in a sex tape and not on the gas pump. All this to say, short shorts, long legs, heels at the gas stataion, or really doing anything, is my kind of softcore porn. Miley and her hip hop hustle done bring it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Rhian Sugden for Loaded of the Day

Posted on May 1, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Some Glamour model named Rhian Sugden did the Sharon Stone from Basic Instinct, without flashing her cunt, 2 decades later, for a reason I can only assume is a serious lack of creativity, because at this Glamour model level, all they need are the tits, so the intro storyline can be anything, including the movie that was on the night before the shoot that the creative directory just happened to come across and figure it was good enough to shit out, because he was hungover, lazy, uninterested and ultimately, the idea didn’t matter cuz it was all about the tits…and I think she looks good. I mean normally I hate on Glamour models, but whatever is going on here…I approve. To See Sophie Anderton’s Spread from the Issue FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Audrina Patridge Pants Off for Stndrd Mag of the Day

Posted on April 30, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Remember mentally challenged, retard, Audrina Patridge from the worst MTV had to offer, back when MTV felt the world was filled with mindless retards and shoving this kind of garbage down their throat would shut them up and make them consume products from their advertisers….something that I am sure they still feel, but that luckily Audrina Patridge and her shitty show isn’t a part of, because they are the fucking worst….and despite being the fucking worst, in everything she does and represents, from teenage implants to being a fame whore…she does have a pretty great body when you strip her down and get her posing, even if her face is a little inbred.

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Nicole Neal for Page 360 is the Glamour Model of the Day

Posted on April 30, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nicole Neal, Glamour Model, Daddy Issues, Girl smart enough to figure her average looks could get her a bar job, a stripping job, a cam girl following, or on the pages of magazines, all she has to do is show tits. She chose magazines, because magazines lead to husbands, usually pro soccer players, and husbands lead to a retirement plan via her uterus, as long as they are pro soccer players. Not to tear her apart like a psycho in his basement, but her best feature is her side profile of her ass, the rest of her is whatever, even after being photoshopped…. Boring yes, but fun to watch spin. Fact.

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