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Zoe Saldana’s Got Some Hard Nipples of the Day

I wonder how man people have jerked off to Zoe Saldana in her Avatar costume….I am going to assume a lot, because there are a lot of weird Sci/Fi nerds out there who are disgusted by real women, because real women, or more importantly, the way real women ignore them make them so angry, that the only way they can get off is when they are dressed like aliens. You know, the kind of weirdo you’d expect to be serial if he had a few more social skills, but instead just kills rodents he buys at the pet store to calm himself… I am going to also assume that those people who jerked off to her in her avatar costume probably have no interest in her hard human nipples….they just aren’t blue enough….and the rest of you probably have no idea who she is, but I’m posting it anyway, because every since I was 13, hard nipples excited me… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Behati Prinsloo Cheats on Victoria’s Secret of the Day

OMG Behati Prinsloo is a slut. A typical mail order bride slut. Who comes to America for one rich enough man, only to bounce onto another one that comes her way, to climb that ladder and next level her mail order bride life. From Victoria’s Secret bikini modeling to H&M for the Swedes, this bitch is pretty much a pornstar of bikini modeling, taking jobs from every angle, filling every hole, all for a paycheck…. Where’s the fucking loyalty these days….

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Britney Spears Shitty Photoshopped Bikini Pics for Shape of the Day

It’s probably a very good thing that these pics of Britney Spears in her bikini for Shape are such shit quality, because despite the lie that is photoshop, a lie I’d like to thank for existing, because let’s face it, I don’t ever hang with the real Britney Spears and I prefer a more refined version of her, you know leave her thick single mom, cellulite ridden, legs and average at best looks, that her bank account, celebrity make a little more tolerable to K-Fed, at Walmart, and give me the Hit Me Baby One More Time bitch we all grew to love as she fell apart at the seams. I mean the only shape Britney is actually in is mom of 2, in the deep south who shops at Walmart and loves chips…. But I’ll let Shape magazine keep the dream alive, lie to me media, it feels so good.

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Rihanna Works a Phallus of the Day

I am going to guess it was Rihanna’s birthday, I am an investigative journalist like that, you know balloons and cake can mean anything, but I’m sticking with birthday…. Bitches love cake, especially when shaped like a giant penis, all black and red tipped dude to over-use, herpes, pretty much what she’s used to…and like an animal, she can’t contain herself, all dripping like a baboon ready to be penetrated, because she’s an island girl and her biological clock started tickin’ at 15, back when she child prostituted her way to fame. All this to say, I think she’s hot. TO SEE SOME PICS LOOKIN’ DOWN HER SHIRT FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Bar Paly is Hot as Fuck of the Day

Bar Paly is my kind of Bar, I mean other than the fact that she doesn’t serve alcohol, but I’d be willing to try to milk her until she does, you know via her vagina…..a little squirt that is probably pee…and a little pee that if you’re actually getting sprayed on your face is probably pretty high in substances, because why else would some famous Israel bitch who looks good have naked, be faking squirting orgasms on your face….in fact it would probably require some Cleveland caliber planning to make happen, that or pretend you are a jewish Billionaire, cuz Jewish girls, even the hot ones are into that….in fact, all girls are into that…. Either way, hot shoot bro.

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Charles Ramsey The Guy Who Saved Cleveland Girls of the Day

In case you’ve been sleeping, which I have, there were some women held captive the last 10 years in Cleveland who were rescued today, thanks to this guy Charles Ramsey. The story would be weirder if it wasn’t in Ohio, because everyone I know from Ohio is a bit of a sexual deviant, but in Ohio, it is almost expected. What wasn’t expected was how awesome the interview with the hero of the story would be… He’s got some awesome lines. From eating his McDonalds, from saying his neighbor’s got huge testicles, to saying he knew the white girl had problems when she ran into a black guys arms, all on national TV, his glorious moment of glory, his 15 minutes of fame as a hero crackhead who I am sure will be remixed and autotuned for a year to come because it deserves it. His quotes, his camera presence, all fucking glorious. Someone get this guy a talk show. Seriously.

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Paris Hilton Pussy in the Million Dollar Pussy Video of the Day

There’s something hilarious about Paris Hilton being in a music video about pussy, you know that million dollar pussy that makes you itch, thanks to how well traveled and experienced it is thanks to her wild rich girls filling her void vagina in her late teens and early 20s, back when she was a pornstar, when she didn’t have to be one, thanks to being a million dollar pussy. Nicki Minaj shaking her booty and singing about her pussy being the baddest but that’s kind of expected, it’s the white Hilton Hotel heiress, who actually was born with a billion dollar pussy and had a billion dollar pussy when she did porn pussy…..that is a little more obscure and thus awesome.

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Victoria Justice Because She Is the Hottest

Here is Hollywood Tuna’s Babe Of The Year , Victoria Justice at the 20th Annual Race To Erase MS Gala proving once again that she is the hottest piece in the business. Now I know that her hotness may not be able to cure MS, but I know for a fact it has helped with my erectile dysfunction. So thanks Victoria.

Meet Super Hottie Tatiana Likhina

I thought I knew just about every busty model out there, but I guess it’s time to update my To Do list, because here’s a hottie I’ve never heard of before: Tatiana Likhina . Apparently she’s from Russia, and I read skimmed some article that says she “is a person who has a deep passion for modeling and has an artistic vision behind her fashion.” And after seeing this topless cowgirl shoot Tatiana did for FHM Spain , let me just say, I think I’m in love with this girl’s “artistic vision.”

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Bikini of the Day

I prefer my bikinis to be crotchless, but this works too, especially on a nice sunny Sunday in the park while I sit back and look onto your sun tanning because half naked girls, even when fat and talking about salad, in some confusing twilight zone way, is fun to stare at, even when it isn’t built like this innovative japanese bikini…so when I see this all I see is possibilities….but maybe I’m just sucked in by the video production qulaity of the japanese babe modeling this shit….

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