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Beyonce in a Bikini for H&M of the Day

Whoever the people at H&M who decided to make Beyonce their bikini spokesperson are, I hate them. I get that she’s got a whole lot of celebrity around her and that’s good for marketing shit, and I get that people are more accepting of fat chicks, and terrorize fitness and fitness events, because it is better of society to feed people shit, give them chronic illness, make them lazy, so that the powers that be can get richer and have more control…. But they could have used her in other ways, like modeling their ski suits, cuz shit, I don’t want to see Beyonce, a fat mom, who even before having a kid was thick in a bad way, in a bikini, even if she’s fucking photoshopped. It’s the fucking worst. This offends me. It’s like watching the fat mom at the resort applying sunscreen. You know you hate it, but you can’t turn away.

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Beyonce in a Bikini for H&M of the Day

Rachel Bilson Bikinis in Barbados of the Day

Rachel Bilson is wasted opportunity. I get that people haven’t let go and probably think she’s fucking hot, and compared to her partner in the OC, Mischa Barton, she is, but when I look at her all engaged on the beach in her bikini, I see a decently fit body with a good amount of booty, that I would like to watch have sex…. I also see a teen star who at her peak turned her back on the public and moved to Canada to be with some half assed actor from Star Wars who brainwashed her, trapped her, locked her a cage and took her away from all the random sex, pussy flashes and nipple slips while drunk that her counterparts in the 2000s were taking part in and those glory days will never come back, cuz when you’re in your 30s, it’s not quite as fun, cute or easy to blow off and based on the Real Housewives, it’s actually pathetic and depressing cry for attention shit…..instead of just free spirited, I’m a girl with lots of money people want to fuck shit. Well some things don’t change, as Hayden, her captor holds onto her tightly so she doesn’t get out of range, so that she can’t escape again, because that’s what love and entrapment is…. She’s not as hot as she was, but she’s still half naked on the beach, good times. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Victoria’s Secret Ad By Michael Bay of the Day

Here’s an ad for Victoria’s Secret, that I am posting for free, because I am an idiot and would rather give people, especially billion dollar corporations free publicity, it’s all part of my strategy to stay broke and hurting forever. I mean who wants mansions, fast cars and babes hanging off them, it’s all about fat chicks and getting your power cut off, you know fuck fine dining, feed me ramen noodles that shit is 3 for 99 cents. But I guess, in their own way, Victoria’s Secret is paying me in girls in bikinis next to expensive cars, you know cuz I love their half naked bitches, even when shot by Michael Bay in a multi million dollar ad, because last time I checked I can use videos of babes in bikinis to pay my fucking rent. The video features the regular gang of rejects – Candice, Karlie Kloss, Lima, Chanel Iman and Behati… Speaking of Behati, here are two pics of her in lingerie for the brand….

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Sara Sampaio is Hot For Elle Russia of the Day

Sara Sampaio is some Victoria’s Secret model who while they are promoting aggressively so people get comfortable with her replacing Miranda Kerr, is allowed to branch out and pose for other publications, you know to help build her brand. It’s basic, effective marketing. So here she is in Elle Russia, all hot lingerie model bodied, in hot lingerie model poses, hiding her nipples in a way that screams she’d totally show us her nipples, cuz that’s just the kind of girl she is.

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The Boston Marathon Explosion of the Day

This is just fucking crazy. I mean the idea that public gatherings and events are not safe, blows my fucking mind, but not in the way this bomb is blowing up a bunch of innocent people. Horrible. Apparently, the majority of the injuries were unsuspecting people in the crowd, just there to cheer on the runners at the finish line, after running a crazy fucking run, apparently limbs were lost not sure about death toll, or if there is a death toll, but it’s a pretty fucking shitty day at the races. Watching this will make you never want to leave your house, something I’ve been doing since the 90s, because the world is fucking crazy and people are fucking evil. That’s why I normally just focus on the titties.

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Fat Vanessa Pudgens Takes on Coachella of the Day

I saw Spring Breakers and hated it. I didn’t even appreciate the Disney chicks in their bikinis, cuz they were all slop-hounds. I mean if they cast bikini models for the part, at least there would be some substance with likely the same level of acting. In fact, I was shocked anyone would sign onto do a movie in their bikini, without spending 6 months in the gym working out But based on these pics of Vanessa Hudgens at Coachella, dieting isn’t something she does. It’s all about emotional eating. Spriiiing Break forever….and by spring break I mean heart disease you fucking pig. She needs to be a better role model for the girls of tomorrow. Fat is bad despite what the media keeps feeding us. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Fat Vanessa Pudgens Takes on Coachella of the Day

I saw Spring Breakers and hated it. I didn’t even appreciate the Disney chicks in their bikinis, cuz they were all slop-hounds. I mean if they cast bikini models for the part, at least there would be some substance with likely the same level of acting. In fact, I was shocked anyone would sign onto do a movie in their bikini, without spending 6 months in the gym working out But based on these pics of Vanessa Hudgens at Coachella, dieting isn’t something she does. It’s all about emotional eating. Spriiiing Break forever….and by spring break I mean heart disease you fucking pig. She needs to be a better role model for the girls of tomorrow. Fat is bad despite what the media keeps feeding us. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lindsay Lohan’s Crackhead Instagram Coachella Pic of the Day

I guess Lohan is having fun at Coachella, cuz she posted this crooked ass picture of someone who is either her or her sister in a bikini, probably trying to fuck with our minds, or I guess it is possible that she’s fucked out of her mind, because her whole drug use, addiction, going to 90 days in rehab thing when she gets around to it, and when commercial, garbage, corporate sponsored music festivals in the desert are over, and I think the whole thing is funny. Whether she is master minding us or whether this is just her idea of a joke or if she doesn’t know what right side up is in more than just her driving, it is all perfect to me. So pretty and peaceful by my pool right now with my brothers and sister @codylohan @mikelohan @alianataylor

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Paris Hilton Makes Her Boyfriend Wear her Name on his Head of the Day

I vowed to never post Paris Hilton pictures ever again, because as far as I’m concerned Paris Hilton listened to all of our requests back in the 2000s, and died. Even if she’s still alive, she might as well be dead, since no one remembers who she is or that she was a big enough deal to land TV shows like “Paris Hilton’s New BFF”, in some vapid cunt garbage we should hold the production company accountable for shoving down our throats. To me it was a sign of the apocalypse…or at least that our people are doomed. But I couldn’t help but grab pics of her bitch of a boyfriend who is probably so excited about her bank account that he’s willing to get herpes to get access to the shit, and he plays the part, wearing a “Paris” hat, to show her he belongs to her, in hopes of knocking her dead HPV uterus up, so that he can follow K-Fed’s lead. It makes me laugh. I threw in a pic of her modeling bikinis for her mirror cuz it’s the only thing that can look at her with a straight face because you probably don’t care that her boyfriend is a bitch.

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#SNPF Week 3 Vote of the Day

Last night’s Sunday Night Panty Flash got too hot to handle. We had a lot of babes submit, some stepGIRLS, some randoms, all amazing. We got a warning from Instagram to follow their rules or they will be deleting me for a fourth time. We’re just that sexy.. Which to me Means Success in some way or another… Here are the top 8 panties for you to vote on. The winner each week gets entered into the grand prize competition. So if you think your booty has what it takes, post a pic, tag #SNPF @drunkenstepfatherdotcom 1- Panties 1 2- Panties 2 3- Panties 3 4- Panties 4 5- Panties 5 6- Panties 6 7- Panties 7 8- Panties 8 9- Panties 9

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