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Barbara Palvin and Ashley Hart Model Bikinis of the Day

Here are a couple of pictures of Victoria’s Secret teen model Barbara Palvin and Ashley Hart, who I think has Paris Hilton Herpes via her fiance Stavros Niacharos or whatever the fuck that billionaire greek shipping heir who I snap chat daily thanks to having his phone number’s last name is. This could be better, provided there was more fisting. But I take what I can get….and you know what they aren’t that bad.

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Barbara Palvin and Ashley Hart Model Bikinis of the Day

Chrissy Teigen for Beach Bunny of the Day

Chrissy Teigen is some ethnic busty model from SI who I consider part of the stepfather family. Not because I am black or asian and not because I am her husband, John Legend’s long lost relative from the same orphanage or wherever he learned to play piano before landing a gold digging modeling wife. Not that she’s necessarily a gold digger, I don’t know her personal finances, maybe she’s just a fame whore and likes the celebrity connection, because I am sure she could be fucking far richer people than him. Whatever her deal is, she’s definitely not fucking the poor dude in the studio apartment down the street because girls are all the fucking same and always choose the good life. I consider her part of the stepfather family, because she tweeted me once, probably something rude, I don’t remember, but it turns out it’s just that easy to get with me people. I’m such a slut. Here’s the video….

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Chrissy Teigen for Beach Bunny of the Day

stepGIRLS in Frank & Oak of the Day

Here is one of our official stepGIRLS modeling some FRANK & OAK ….and they look hot as fucking fire. FRANK & OAK is clothing brand that merges quality with amazing style, and at a great price. They have shirts and underwear and really all kinds of stuff you’ll love to let that girl who spent the night walk around in when she’s making you that morning coffee. It is membership based, but not a scam, meaning you get deals and exclusive offers for limited edition styles by being a member. More importantly, you get clothing specific to your needs, styles and really what you want, but there isn’t any commitment to buy when you sign up. It’s really just joining a cool community. So SIGN UP FOR EXCLUSIVE DEALS, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY TO LOOK GOOD because bitches may love cake, but they also like dudes who dress the fuckin’ part. Here’s our stepGIRL lookin’ hot in the best selfies of all time… TO SEE MORE OF THEIR STUFF FOLLOW THIS LINK

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stepGIRLS in Frank & Oak of the Day

Miley Cyrus Dressed Like She’s 3 of the Day

I wonder if this is a cry for her lost childhood. You know like those weird adult baby fetishists who when analyzed discover that at 3 something traumatic happened, like their parents sold them to fucking Disney, and they were forever broken….or maybe this onsie shit is just a style thing, but what I do know is that I wouldn’t mind watching her crawl around in it, all small bodied, knowing the fabric is touching her asshole, pussy and titties all at the same time, the way I want to be touching her….makes for a good time… TO SEE MILEY’S AWESOME FUCKING LEGS WALKING IN HEELS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Miley Cyrus Dressed Like She’s 3 of the Day

Rihanna Hot For Instagram of the Day

I like Rihanna and not because she knows how to take a good beating. Despite what people think, at least based on my hate mail, I love women and don’t think they need to be beat up to be taught a lesson, there’s way better ways to do it, like fucking with their weak minds. In fact, I don’t actually hate women, I love them, unless they are fat, because that’s just a sign of laziness, and laziness is about as an attractive trait as taking massive shits because of their laziness. There’s something about this Rihanna that just works for me, and it may stem from her being a working girl at 14, or maybe just that she’s an exhibitionist who produces erotica…. Ultimately, who cares, here are her pics….

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Britany Nola Naked for Purple of the Day

She’s some hipster who shoots with some photographers I dig. She’s always been on that “erotica” from the 70s gig, because that’s what hipsters do, I remember her being more flat chested and toned, maybe she got on the pill, natures breast implants, who knows, but what I do know is that she’s not a natural blonde…. I’m glad she has bush….seriously…it’s a fetish, it’s erotic, I like it in my mouth and face and I like cumming in it…bush is the fucking future…and this hipster bitch brings it..

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Britany Nola Naked for Purple of the Day

Elsa Hosk and Sara Sampaio for Victoria’s Secret Pink of the Day

I recently found out that Victoria’s Secret Pink brand is designed for teen girls. You see I was always too busy loving the Victoria’s Secret models, while hating the evil corporation for being an evil corporation, but more importantly a company that mistreats this babes by not using them to their full potential, but instead throwing them into shitty, repetitive catalog shots I fucking hate, to realize that Victoria’s Secret has a target market or what their retailing strategy was. So when you perverts look at these pics of Sara Sampaio and Elsa Hosk, their Miranda Kerr replacements, that are much hotter….one from Sweden the other from my dreams….you can imagine 15 year old girls in it…but I’m perfectly fine looking at these babes in it….

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Elsa Hosk and Sara Sampaio for Victoria’s Secret Pink of the Day

Helen Flanagan in Some Lingerie of the Day

Helen Flanagan has a stupid fucking tattoo. I am guessing she’s a Megan Fox fan, or just some pile of trash who landed work on a Soap Opera, but who is instead modeling half naked, cuz her tits are built for that, but that is still a totally backwards career move, that can only be explained by not being explained, cuz all that matters is staring at this fucking body, who cares about why she’s got that tattoo, or why she’s in underwear, just take in her busty glory and has all her teeth, something that makes her top quality in the UK, cuz usually you get one or the other when it comes to their fuckable bitches.

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Helen Flanagan in Some Lingerie of the Day

Helen Flanagan in Some Lingerie of the Day

Helen Flanagan has a stupid fucking tattoo. I am guessing she’s a Megan Fox fan, or just some pile of trash who landed work on a Soap Opera, but who is instead modeling half naked, cuz her tits are built for that, but that is still a totally backwards career move, that can only be explained by not being explained, cuz all that matters is staring at this fucking body, who cares about why she’s got that tattoo, or why she’s in underwear, just take in her busty glory and has all her teeth, something that makes her top quality in the UK, cuz usually you get one or the other when it comes to their fuckable bitches.

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Helen Flanagan in Some Lingerie of the Day

Anais Pouliot Subtle Nipple for Some Campaign of the Day

Anais Pouliot is a local girl who has made it and I am convinced that one day she’ll be visiting her parents in Montreal and I will run into her and I won’t notice her, or recognize her, because she’s Anais Pouliot, and not Britney fucking Spears. I mean she’s the kind of girl I notice when topless pics of her are released and when I see them I think “Shit, she’s from Montreal, I shoulda tried to get her pregnant, or MAKE HER A STEPGIRL …but as soon as I put up the post…i forget she exists. I’m pretty sure, that’s gonna happen, right about now.

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Anais Pouliot Subtle Nipple for Some Campaign of the Day