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Miranda Kerr’s Clothed and Kickin’ It Erotica of the Day

I don’t always need a girl to be half naked, or spread eagled to think of her in a sexual way, I just need her to be a girl…and breathing…and I am ready to violate her with my mind…she could be doing the most subtle thing like adjusting her pants, or scratching her inner thigh, or bending over to pick up something she dropped in the grocery store, and I’m already 40% of the way into a romance love scene staring the two of us….so seeing Miranda Kerr kickin it on the couch in a tight shirt is not hot to the non-pervert…but when you’re me….you know this picture is as dirty as your mind makes it…from throat fucking to orgies…anything is possible…just let your mind get carried away and like a Kid’s show taught you but you forgot….that’s the beauty of imagination boys and girls…we don’t need it served on a platter, we just need it to have a vagina. TO SEE HER IN A HOT PHOTOSHOOT FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Barbara Palvin Boring for Terry Richardson of the Day

Barbara Palvin is the next big thing for Victoria’s Secret to reach the younger crowd, because she’s only 18….and not fat like Kate Upton…because Victoria’s Secret know….leave that other porker for the Men’s Magazines and SI….let’s keep our models fit as fuck…. They’re putting alot of muscle into her…and I don’t really understand how some young thing from Eastern Europe was discovered when everyone I know at 18 is popping pimples and doing Molly at house parties…but she was found…and they have already leaked a few scandals…which is leading to her getting work….and shooting with people like Terry RIchardson….who went ahead and posted these on his blog for me to steal and share with you…even though he’s supposed to be an amateur porn photographer….who pretends he’s a fashion photographer…and these aren’t porn at all..but I’ll still look at them…

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Barbara Palvin Boring for Terry Richardson of the Day

Jessica Chastain Will Give You Chastain-ed Pants!

Jessica Chastain stars in the Osama Bin Laden thriller Zero Dark Thirty , but to see her go Osama Bi Curious, check out her topless lesbian scene in 2008’s Jolene . On Blu-ray, Dreama Walker looks finger lickin’ good in as a fast food employee in Compliance , and you’ll be begging for reruns thanks to Sophie Rundle in Episodes .

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Karina Smirnoff On Set At Women’s Running Magazine Shoot of the Day

Karina Smirnoff is a man…assuming that anything that is fit and muscular is a man….because apparently things with vaginas can get ripped also…but that doesn’t mean it attractive, elegant, or lovely…but it does mean she can probably clench her pussy and ass really hard while squtting and bouncing on a dick…for a long period of time…cuz fitness is what they fucking do….so if you can see past her broad Russian gymnast bodytype…and imagine her athleticism in sex…then these pics of her showing off her body…aren’t all that bad…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Emily DiDonato Nude for Allure of the Day

Emily DiDonato is an American Model…something you don’t really see that often…since American Girls have taken a liking to having the wrong kind of eating disorder…you know one fueled with fast food and not starving themselves…forcing the people at Victoria’s Secret to outsource their half naked women….recruiting them from all areas of the world….but I guess every once in a while….a girl like this amazing Emily DiDonato comes up and they use her to fill their quota on American employees in order to get their tax credits….which is a good thing cuz it has lead to her getting naked for Allure….looking pretty lovely as far as I’m concerned….

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Olivia Palermo’s in a Bikini of the Day

Olivia Palermo is some rich bitch who I had never heard of before today….while staring at her red bikini ass and vagina definition…her dad is some billionaire real estate developer…making her all that more interesting to jerk off to…cuz knowing that her piss is worth more than your house is pornographic…but like a rich chicks…I am sure she lacks in character and personality…I am sure she’s a damaged vapid little hooker like the pornstars she probably judges…despite being the exact same as them…only on the polar opposite of the spectrum…I’m talking drugs, lots of sex partners, self hate, daddy issues….all the good stuff that turns me on….which I guess makes her ever more amazing….the one flaw that I do see…is that she hasn’t let me K-Fed Her yet…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Alice Goodwin Topless for Zoo of the Day

Alice Goodwin is a Glamour model who is so fucking important that she’s got her own wikipedia page…a wikipedia page that reads like a short novel of accomplishments…you know one her uneducated ass could probably understand if it was in front of her…and she could see past her tits…a problem all girls should have when it comes to reading…or really doing anything…”Sorry sir, by tits are in the way, I can’t do my homework, but I can show you my dance moves”…..cuz ultimately, she’s accomplished nothing but nude pics in a bunch of UK magazines….which I guess is more than I can say for myself…and not to mention taking your shirt off is the easiest kind of work…I do it for free at least once a month on shower day and I’ll tell you if I was offered 100 dollars an hour to do it…I would…so I guess in a lot of ways…me and this Alice Goodwin are the fucking same…..

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Jeisa Chiminazzo Hot for La Perla Lingerie of the Day

Jeisa Chiminazzo is some major model who started prostituting herself for fashion when she was 13….because something all these Flordia Sex Offenders haven’t learned is that if you tell a girl you’re recruiting her as a model…instead of just taking pics of her showering..you won’t get arrested…in some double standard shit…when both are equally creepy as fuck… Either way, she’s not 13 anymore….she’s from Brazil, she’s 27, she’s been in SI, she’s walked for Victoria’s Secret…and now she’s the tits and ass for La Perla….a lingerie company that’s a little sexier than it’s evil corporate counterpart…or at least sexier in their catalog shots…and she’s perfect… I would totally sing her love songs outside her bedroom window to make her know I care…if I knew where her bedroom window was…but more importantly…if I wasn’t lazy as fuck….no girl is good enough to get me off this here couch….Here are the pics…

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Cindy Crawford Gives Me Boners of the Day

I wonder if I will ever get over the time Cindy Crawford and I exchanged glances, and like a scene from a movie…the world stopped for a second as the sound of angels singing filled my ears and a sparkle shined off her smile and eyes….in what was the closest thing I’ve felt to God…and I went into that union of our souls…not giving a fuck about her…I was always into the one who ended up with David Copperfield…but this babe just sucked me in…all 50 year old mom and all… So seeing her back on the model scene…posing and looking at the camera like she’s calling my name to find her and hard cuddle her…you know shower her with love…and fill her menopause up with my seed….is glorious….here are the pics.

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Anne V Nude in Some Photoshoot of the Day

I have a feeling I have posted these pictures of Anne V before…because….they look familiar….but then again naked models have been happening for decades and the photographers can really only be so creative..that when you are drunk they all kinda melt into one another…and that’s why I’m posting these today…you see cuz ultimately, it doesn’t matter when they were taken…what matters is that they were taken…. Now I know what you are thinking, Anne V ruined herself by having sex with Adam Levine from Maroon 5…and I agree that I look at those tits differently now than when they are in a push up bra and on the runway…knowing that he sucked on them like a little homeless baby looking for supper….all eager and excited…he probably also came in her ass, on her face and violated her in ways she doesn’t even realize…a rape victim who doesn’t know she was fucking raped…kinda thing cuz brainwashing is the only thing that will allow us to forgive her for getting up on those moves like jagger like some kind of fucking groupie.. Either, way stare at her tits….

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