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Agyness Deyn for Interview Magazine of the Day

I didn’t know that Interview Magazine was a 70s erotica magazine….where they pose their girls like they were in Playboy….I thought shit was about the interviews…not about masturbation material….but I guess they are just people who mastered the whole “fashion nipples” aren’t “porn nipples”….so that mainstream advertisers buy into their shit cuz it is cool – while I get labeled a porn site for posting their advertising funded nipples….when trying to get Mercedes to advertise here…. Either way, I appreciate nipples…whether they are fashion nipples or porn nipples or even everyday girl nipples… So here are the pics…

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Scarlett Johansson in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Isn’t Sexy of the Day

Scarlett Johansson is now a stage performer…and not the kid rocking a pole…like the stage performers we like best…and I guess it’s just some midlife crisis situation where she’s trying to prove she’s an actual actor and that acting is an actual art cuz memorizing lines for an entire play is a challenge…when normally she just remembers lines for one scene…or even one shot…in what is almost a joke of a career…that no actor will ever admit…cuz they are paid too much to say it’s a joke….but not as big of a joke as Scarlett Johansson’s tits…what’s going on here….she’s lost all she had going for her in the process of this career move….and it makes no sense to me…maybe we gotta ask Big Daddy….he’s got all the answers….cuz big stepDADDY….just doesn’t get what’s going on here… I guess Cat on a Hot Tin Roof is officially a murder mystery….killing her tits – then hiding them – in the South. TO SEE THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Rita Ora Big Titty Erotica of the Day

Rita Ora is some busty fame whore popstar being marketed as the new Rihanna….I think by the same team as Rihanna….she’s from the UK and constantly showing off her big old tis…whether in bikini….or nip slip or whatever way possible…which is why I kinda like her…. She is also known as the girl who dated Rob Kardashian like she was Kanye and he was Kim….you know for mass exposure cuz they have a ridiculous following…. And I guess he’s revisiting one Kardashian family dinner when Khloe gave her a piggy back ride….in this music video….by riding an elephant with Snoop…

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Jessica Hart’s Awesome Maxim Australia Shoot of the Day

The only flaw in Jessica Hart is that she’s dating Stavros, Paris Hilton’s ex boyfriend, who has clearly given her the Paris Hilton strain of herpes, cuz that’s how unprotected sex works, but I guess it was worth it for Jessica Hart, since he’s a billionaire and can help really put her hotness on the map…I mean with modern science, what’s a little herpes but a itchy burnign distraction if you miss your Valtrex….I like her risk vs reward analysis…

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Caroline Corinth for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Caroline Corinth is a new Victoria’s Secret catalog girl…can’t find all that much info on her other than that she’s 5 foot 10 like most models….who you can’t grasp their freakish big footed proportions in catalog shots while they are half naked…..and amazing…. I think she’s from Denmark and represents yet another international vagina Victoria’s Secret has abducted and put into a bikini in exchange for fame, celebrity boyfriends, and money…. I also think she gives good face. I’m a fan. I hope she sends me a signed 8 x 10 I can jerk off on….

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White Girl Twerk VIdeo of the Day

I have no idea what this video is about…but it made me laugh…sure it’s from a Drake concert in June and the commentary is just so mean spirited and racist towards white people…but seeing some white chick on Molly, grinding some dude dressed like a circus clown, when there is no music playing, is pretty fucking jokes and I like jokes….especially bad ones….like this.

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Christina Milian Does the Gym of the Day

Christina Milian was at the gym working out…..and snapped off an instagram pic that would have been way more effective if it was shot in the lockerroom while taking a shower…or stretching…or all sweaty in spandex doing squats..all crotch soaked with vagina definition….but instead we get this….but she still inspires all you fat moms out there to get off your fat ases cuz all it takes is a little work to get your twerk…someone like me would be willing to get down to your instagram poics….which is something I know all of you moms dream of….I make marriages bearable….

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Victoria’s Secret Babes Half Naked of the Day

Someone told me that I need to get over my love for Candice Swanepoel…because it is boring, repetitive, not funny…but is love supposed to be comedic…it love a joke….isn’t love supposed to be a beautiful and romantic thing that changes our life….and makes it a better place worth living…I’m talking about what Disney stories are made of…what makes us cry when it ends…and cry when it happens and cry all the fucking time…cuz it’s just that good for our souls…it’s not a joke…people…it’s not a joke…. That said…here’s Karlie Kloss, Cameron Russell, Candice Swanepoel, Miranda Kerr, …half naked…good times….

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Demi Moore Old and Covered in Mud in Mexico of the Day

Viva Mexico and I am not just saying that I because I was born in Mexico….Viva fucking Mexico cuz Demi Moore is rubbing herself down in what may or may not be donkey shit….and what may or may not be Myan sewage…..and what may or not be traveler’s diarrhea…cuz she probably heard it was some spiritual ritual that will turn her into Peter Pan….or some fountain of youth ancient alien thing…..that she fucking needs cuz that plastic surgery is wearing off… These pics are a month old…but all amazing… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Sofia Vergara is Feeding Her Tits for the Golden Globes of the Day

The most irritating thing about the Golden Globes is when the blogs write shit like “the best globes at the golden globes”…or “look at her golden globes at the golden globes”….it is obvious…lacks creativity…is not funny…and if anything…it offends me…. I mean that and that Tina Fey chick hosting it with her awkward girl humor… The least irritating thing about the golden globes all the big titties I avoid calling Golden Globes so that I’m not like everyone else… Here’s Sofia Vergara feeding her Tits after midnight in preparation for the Golden Globes cuz we have big expectations for these tits…since they are the reason she’s even going to the Golden Globes….and as much as I don’t like watching girls eat….some girls gain weight in the right spots….and that makes it perfectly ok… I am not committing to watching to Golden Globes cuz I hate that award shit…you know celebrating our industry ourselves…..It’s masturbatory and I prefer my masturbation videos to have pussy in them…. But I will say…I may…. TWEET IT cuz twitter is my friend….

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