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Miranda Kerr is Fun of the Day

Posted on January 22, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miranda Kerr is so cute and fun and posing with balloons like she’s on set at a tampon commercial…but is probably actually just spoiling her brat kid Orlando Bloom made inside her when not on set at Pirates of the Caribbean….because kids of actors and models are always totally wrecked, given everything and raised in excess with other brats raised in excess that lead to awesome drug addictions and scandals and good times I’d say I was looking forward to….but in reality…I probably won’t be alive then…and the public probably won’t care about where either Miranda Kerr or Orlando Bloom or their kid is….and really all I look forward to when it comes to Miranda Kerr is some nude fashion shoots….so I can study her vagina lips….whether wrecked by childbirth or not…I’m willing to look close…you know really dig in there and get my hands dirty…. TO SEE HER IN THE TIGHTEST MOST AMAZING TIGHT JEANS EVER FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Barbara Palvin’s Fun Valentine’s Day Instagram Pic of the Day

Posted on January 22, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Barbara Palvin posted these Victoria’s Secret Valentine’s Day pics to instagram earlier this morning…and I woke up to them…and though…as much as I hate Victoria’s Secret for not giving me money to promote their women…cuz pics of half naked girls is not my kind of currency…although it is a decent hobby….and as much as I hate standardized catalog pics even when they are of girls in lingerie….and as much as Barbara Palvin is a lot of Hungarian hype….thanks to Bieber….and PR Teams….cuz we all know the only Hungarian he likes is Salami Usher violates him with as payment for giving him all his dreams…….she looks pretty fucking good half naked….

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AJ Michalka in White Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 22, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

AJ Michalka is some Disney childstar who has a band or something in entertainment with a girl who may or may not be her twin sister….but who definitely is her sister….and who helps with the sister fantasy I’ve recently been so into… I appreciate that she’s posing in a bikini, because let’s face it…bikinis are lots of fun….but I thought child stars were more damaged than that….you know they aren’t supposed to just enjoy their money in a relaxed, resort vacation kinda way, they are supposed to crave celebrity and do anything in their power to get it… This is not nearly broken girl with broken dreams enough for me….they need to take a cue from THESE AMAZING SISTERS ….you know with a little nipple sucking….to get us to that place we want to be…..

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Jojo and Her Sex Doll of the Day

Posted on January 22, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It turns out that Jojo Levesque, someone who was famous for a minute a while ago….and more interestingly considered a jailbait piece of meat perverts jerked off to before she turned 18….even though she was never really hot….is a lot like you….because she touches inanimate objects sexually too. That must make you feel a little more secure with yourself about that creepy mannequin collection in your basement…I know it has for me….

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Sara Underwood’s Ass Looking for her Career of the Day

Posted on January 21, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sara Underwood posted this picture to instagram and it made me laugh…because it looks like a woman watching her husband go out to sea only for him to never return….or something equally dramatic like let’s say realizing that the one mainstream show that cast you for a hosting job is now off the air…and the public really only cares about seeing you naked….leaving you with only one option…running back to playboy like the hooker who tried to escape the pimp only to run back to him beaten having learned her lesson that his protection is good…..or a life at comic book conventions signing nerd obesity induced tits… It’s like she’s all pensive, dramatic, with so much torment and depth…when really it’s just a way to post a pic of her ass without fully going back to her porno past…. Either way, it’s worth lookin at….as she waves goodbye to her relevance and career….it is almost romantic….

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Adrianne Curry Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 21, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If a useless, bottom feeding, pile of reality show shit, wears a bikini and posts it to social media….does it make a sound? That is the philosophical question of the day and I am gonna say it does…cuz I am posting it….because I am a firm believer that no matter how hungry you are for attention…or how irrelevant you are on the ladder of fame….getting in a bikini and taking a selfie always fucking matters and helps you solidify your place at the bottom…with your bottom. I hate this woman…the only kind of curry I like is in my indian food….she has started war with me…but I’ll still look at her ass in a bikini….cuz it’s better than looking at my wife…

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Samantha Gradoville Nude Modeling of the Day

Posted on January 21, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Samantha Gradoville is an American Model….because I guess that happens sometimes….you know when you dig through the depths of processed fast foods, obesity crisis, walmart cookie aisles…..every once in a while a good genetic built woman….happens to be a US Passport holder…and sometimes even a US Birth Certificate holder because either they are smart enough to stay active and not eat shit…or they are first generation immigrants and not fully absorbed in the American Way yet…..and instead of seeing her as a dying art form….the last of the sexy American….I see her as hope that more and more girls out there put down the sugar and MSG and pick up doing squats cuz shit….you’ll look better naked if you do…and that’s all that fucking matters in life.

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Ass in Leggings of the Day

Posted on January 21, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

OMG Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is in leggings….the most fun piece of clothing to make a comeback since the leotard….and it is as amazing as you would expect it to be….her entire ass just out there like she’s naked….only not naked….making it socially acceptable…even though her naked….is what society should be based on….you know the foundation of humanity or some shit….yes she’s just that good. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Barbara Palvin for Cosmo Hungary of the Day

Posted on January 21, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Barbara Palvin is the heavily marketed 19 year old Victoria’s Secret model they kidnapped from Hungary with a promise of the American dream, a green card, and that they won’t kill off her family provided she delivers the half nakedness on camera….at least that’s how I like to think their world works…and evil underbelly of trading tits… She’s posing for her local Cosmo…looking all tall and elegant and lovely….like someone who’s really made it and who we’ve been watching make it from the start….and I’m not just saying that cuz Bieber had sex with her….cuz I don’t believe Beiber has sex with girl….or cuz she’s lead Selena Gomez to badly sing what she probably considers an oldie “Cry me a River – By Justin Timberlake”….in what I like to think of as a continuation of them toying with the youth of America…pretending that their was actually something more than a marketing plan behind their teen love… Whether it is real or not…this Palvin Character is a solid upgrade….and I am glad she’s part of it….cuz it means we get to look at more of her….

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Jennifer Lawrence Bad Ass Flash on Set of the Day

Posted on January 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jennifer Lawrence is running around talking about her bikini ass….saying that the ass in the paparazzi pic wasn’t hers and it was photoshopped…saying it was a 90 year olds ass on her body….because she knows her ass is shit and she’s insecure about it and if you can’t beat them join them in the mocking….cuz she’s making millions and winning awards…so in her mind…shit ass or not….it’s better than your ass….. She’s young, rich and has big enough tits….in a world filled with tit lovers….but as we’ve all learned over the years…big tits…doesn’t mean tight ass…no matter how young a girl is….especially when that girl isn’t a model…and as Kate Upton proves…even when that girl is a model… So good ass or not…you’ll probably still jerk off to her.

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