This Doutzen Kroes….lingerie model….shoot in Terry Richardson’s studio is a serious fucking let down…it’s like dude has a book with pics of girls laying eggs, or of him eating them out, or of him stomping on his own dick…you know edgy and exciting, even if obvious pics that made him who he is…but he gets a babe….who is willing to do all those things cuz she’s a puppet…and this is what comes of it….depressing.
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Doutzen Kroes Fails in Terry’s Studio of the Day
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OMG there are 2 of her….it’s like her clone escaped the Disney labs where they created her and now they are out causing ruckus for the paparazzi…doing all those scandalous clone things….like showing up to each other’s appointments…going on each other’s dates…and fucking each other cuz it’s really not lesbianism but masturbation…..I mean unless this isn’t her clone…or twin….but just someone who got the same nose job….with all this playin’ god shit going on in the world…fake everything…it’s really hard to tell…but one thing is for certain…you’re gonna masturbate to this.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
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Ashley Tisdale and Her Twin of the Day
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It is pics like this that make me question my life choices….because even at the gym…I’m not staring at a girl’s cleavage…that shit is high school…I’m fucking staring at her pussy lips in her tight pants…gyrating and spreading apart…full definition….imagining her naked….as her pants ride up her proper….ideally when sweaty as fuck…looking like she just squirted on herself…it’s really the only reason you should go to the gym….you know seein’ that vag from all fucking angles….but instead I’m sitting here on a soiled couch…watching my wife get the only exercise she gets….stuffing her face…arm from bag to mouth curls…and high salt, high blood pressure, high heart rate cardio routine….lookin’ at pics of some has been’s cleavage she posted to the internet….celebrating it like it matters…totally misrepresenting myself…cuz I probably wouldn’t even notice it if it was in front of me…cuz at the gym…it’s about the pussy.
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Christina Milian Cleavage at the Gym of the Day
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American Idol Katharine McPhee who has since turned into some TV star I don’t really care about…is in some magazine doing the whole dark 1950s hollywood shit…in what looks like a sheer outfit, some panties, and a cigarette…all vamped out and erotic…pushing some dominatrix fetish shit for you perverts….while I see nothing but a class lady who probably doesn’t kick dudes in the balls for money to pay her rent….but who probably has the level of talent that should be doing that…instead of this whole TV thing….
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Katharine McPhee Smoking in 7 Hollywood Magazine of the Day
Eva Longoria doesn’t interest me…she’s a Mexican girl…who doesn’t think she’s Mexican…unless it involves using it to get cast in movies or TV show….because it is convenient..and like all bratty first generations who are totally disconnected from their roots cuz their parents want to make them as American as possible…and fit in the white school they send them to….to the point where I can only assume she hires Mexicans to work on her property….just to boss them around and feel above them…..but not above flaunting tit for a magazine….because that’s the business she’s in….and I don’t mind hating her while loving it….
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Eva Longoria in L’Officel Hommes of the Day
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There are a lot of things I like better than Glamour models….and one of those things is aspiring Glamour models…or at least brand new Glamour models…who are making their topless magazine debut….in a magazine like Zoo…because it is their dream to use their tits to take them to a better place….after years of realizing that is all people care about when it comes to her anyway….cuz her tits are fucking ridiculous…. So her name is Laura Hollyman…she’s a busty girl with a dream…a dream that is coming to a reality…and all it took was taking off her shirt….if only life, fame and money came that easy to me…I’m topless all the time and they only money it ever made me was when a mother in the park gave me 5 bucks to but my shirt on around her kids….they found my breasts offensive…x-rated….. Either way….she’s living the titty model dream…and let’s all encourage her for her struggles and drive…you know late night 40 hours of work a fucking day…sleepless nights….emails and fucking CV re-writes it took to get her here today….
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Laura Hollyman Topless Debut for Zoo of the Day
Lacey Chabert also knowns as the voice of Meg Griffin in Season one of Family Guy….a role people probably consider her at her best…..was also in Party of Five….one of those shows like Dawson’s Creek, Buffy, Felicity….etc… that manage to find a real passionate fan boy nice…and I don’t fucking know why….but I do know that I’ve been in at least one grown man’s house that was filled with action figures…and box sets of these kinds of shows….that screamed “I could be a serial killer, but I’m a harmless nerd”…..a description I assume also best describes you….which is the main reason I’m posting this 30 year old in her bikini in a TV Movie no one cares about and that won’t win her any awards…cuz that’s just the kind of actor she is…a filler that won’t leave much of a mark on the world…but that her weird, obsessive fans still have posters of and plan their wedding night every time they jerk off…I don’t get it…I just know it happens… Here she is in a bikini for TV….
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Lacey Chabert Bikini for Lifetime of the Day
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I am pretty sure that like a pornstar with a contract…or a WWE superstar with a contract…Candice Swanepoel has a contract with Victoria’s Secret and they own all aspects of her career…because why wouldn’t they?! I mean they found her, they pumped millions into marketing her, they let her on their all star team, they should fucking monetize and benefit from all aspects of her career because it all stems back to them…I mean it’s not like they are nice people, just helping a South African friend get ahead, introducing her to the right people, they are a business and she’s a pivotal part of it, at least right now… So in them owning her, I can assume that they also run all her social media, as if she’s a line of panties, and they use her followers to shout themselves out while posting standard archive pics like this, and it’s really not all that bad of a thing….considering she’s half naked in it and that half nakedness totally blinds me from all the evil that surrounds her…from Blood Diamonds….to Blood lace and not just cuz of an unexpected miscarriage or period….all business is evil at least when it comes to Candice Swanepoel….
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Last week…I wrote a post about a set of sisters…called the Lane Sisters, who have sex with each other in porn …As far as I am concerned, they are taking over the porn industry…one incestuous touch at a time….while perverts like me are fucking loving the idea of it….because it is the best idea ever….sisters on my dick…sucking each other’s tits….now that’s special ….you know really grasping the essence of family…and how important it is in all aspects of your life…from career…to personal…to sex…. Well…it turns out they are French Canadian…which made total sense to me …as someone who lives in French Canada….and it turns out a friend of a friend of a friend saw the post….cuz the site is awesome….showed it to them…..leading to this email….an email I like to call a magical email sent from the heavens…. Hey, I’m a big fan of your site. Me and my sister are amateur pornstars and wanted to send some pictures of us wearing your t shirts and you can post them on your site ) would this be possible?. xxx Shana Amazing….. Which naturally got me off the fucking couch for this photoshoot….cuz pornstars…especially sisters…who fuck together have that affect on my laziness… So I got them in stepSHIRTS …..and this is what happened…. Sure, it’s tame…but remember….dreams do come true…all you have to do is blog about it….and magical things end up happening… GET THE SAME AWESOME stepSHIRTS THE GIRLS ARE WEARING BY CLICKING THIS LINK
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I got excited when I first saw these pics of Gaga cuz I thought the welts on her back were AIDS lesions….meaning the end is fucking near…I saw Philadelphia – I know how these immune disorders that target the gay, tranny, black, and elderly population work…..but then I realized that Gaga is probably not needle sharing, and likely only fucking herself, because despite being rich and famous, she’s the only thing that could love her enough to do that to themselves…that face is a nightmare….then I did some research and thought maybe it was blood cancer…or really anything terminal…and remembered she has LUPUS….which is pretty much AIDS the Opposite version….kinda like she’s ART the opposite version….so here I am all happy the world is gonna be rid by an evil….thanks to nature taking its course and doing what’s right….but then I read the caption…and she just got hot cupping….which is unlike 2 girl 1 cupping….but more like a massage or spa treatment to rid your body of evil toxins and that was a real fucking bummer…but not as much of a bummer as being invited into GAGA’s bath in the first place….
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