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Beyonce With No Make Up Scares the Fuck Out of Me

Posted on January 30, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I drank too fucking much and had what I thought were horrible fucking nightmares all night….you know the kind you wake up from in a cold sweat thinking someone is trying to choke you the fuck out to steal your kidneys or rape you or make you renew your vows with your fat wife leading to an action filled chase where ultimately you get caught…..but it turns out it was just these Beyonce without makeup heading to the superbowl to practice her horrible half time show…..that shit’s worst than hell….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER WITHOUT MAKEUP FOLLOW THIS LINK Here she is at the Superbowl Promo Shoot …. if you care….football fans who love the halftime show….because it was designed to shut your wife up during the game…. TO SEE HER AT HER SUPERBOWL PROMO SPOT VIDEO FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Amanda Seyfried Thong Ass of the Day

Posted on January 29, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am a huge fan of Amanda Seyfried…whether she’s clothed or not…and not because I find her exciting…if anything I find her boring with her unshowered, unkempt, borderline disgusting, lazy, medicated hustle….even if a girl who is willing to face the paparazzi looking like shit…you know fresh out of bed after a bender…but still fuckable…..is hotter than any Kim Kardashian type who has an on staff hair and make up person to smoke and mirror all you idiots into thinking she’s hot… I just like the way she’s played her career…she does the Disney shit, the blockbuster shit, the indy lesbian nude scene shit….it what is a perfect balance….for her perfect little body…I’d like to K-Fed. That said, this is her getting into a car after the SAG awards rockin’ a thong…. To See the Rest of the Pics Follow this Link http://forum.drunkenstepfather.com/showthread.php?t=56968

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Kate Upton in Lingerie for Zoo Magazine of the Day

Posted on January 29, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am sure these are old pics of Kate Upton that Zoo Magazine just bootlegged for an article on the greatness that is Kate Upton…because in the UK, a land filled with gremlins you can’t feed after midnight, she is am American bombshell….that all their working class chimney sweepers get hard for while looking at their toothless wives as they eat their beans and porridge…or whatever it is they eat in the UK….. I mean seriously…I can see her fucking belly hanging over her weird fat chick lingerie…and I know this has already been photoshopped…it’s just fucking awkward…and embarrassing.

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Dakota Fanning’s Awkward Glamour Shoot of the Day

Posted on January 29, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Not quite a girl, not yet a woman is what’s going on here….she’s 18…almost 19…but you probably remember her as the 10 year old who acted like a 40 year old at least in interviews…who was marketed as some prodigy in acting…which I didn’t know could exist…since acting, despite what the industry tells you, is a fucking joke and requires no real talent whatsoever, but they don’t want you to know that all it takes is an ego, or insecure freak, or a kid with money hungry parents who think they shat out gold when they birthed their brat…..who doesn’t fear humiliating himself on camera or in a room full of people…while taking themselves seriously reading someone else’s lines….not that that has anything to do with this post…what this post is about is that she got hit with the Haley Joel Osment childstar curse of what was once a cute thing pedophiles cut out pics from magazines of…has turned into this low level sex appeal….maybe she needs less clothes on to make me see the light…but right now…she’s boring…for Glamour…and these are the pics.

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Sasha Grey for February’s GQ Spain of the Day

Posted on January 29, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think Sasha Grey is funny….she’s an overrated pornstar who turned her back on porn cuz she got one acting job where she played a pornstar or hooker….in what is just a product of her thinking she is a bigger deal than she is and that there is more to her than choking on dick on camera….when really there isn’t….she always tried to intellectualize her porn career, say it was performance art, and do anything she could do justify that she was just a bottom feeder taking a bottom feeder route to get known…when ultimately the objective was always mainstream….so seeing her get any exposure whether in obscure editions of GQ or not…just makes laugh…cuz I know as she sits there ass in the air….fully clothed….her only fan base…is her porn fan base….and they are being totally let down by her…..she fucked on camera, that’s who she is….so this mainstream exposure is totally undeserved….keep the gutter slut with no self respect in the gutter is what I say…not to mention her face is handicapped lookin….but you wouldn’t know that cuz you’ve only seen in covered in cum…the way it was meant to be seen.

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Kate Upton Does a Campaign of the Day

Posted on January 29, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know why high or even mid range fashion has taken a liking to Kate Upton…I figure she’s more appropriate for WalMart or any discount bargain basement company….you know with her beer belly and all….She’d be perfect for Nascar, or beer companies or really anyone who isn’t trying to promote a middle of the road, hot chick from highschool turned old and married, lifestyle. I assume they just like the attention she gets for having big tits…you know cuz tits get hits…but as far as I’m concerned she’s a pig…and a great looking pig who I am not against being in photoshoots…but a pig…who should know her place in the world when it comes to photoshoots….I can’t blame her for taking jobs, I can only blame her for not saying no to the cake…every fucking day….

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McKayla Maroney is Headed in the Right Direction of the Day

Posted on January 29, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

McKayla Maroney is the Olympic Gold medal winning meme…who is not 18, but I figure if she’s old enough to represent your country and win for your country and make millions in sponsorship from your country…. She’s old enough for you to look at sexually…not to mention I’m in Canaada where 14-16 is legal, but I don’t recommend it…cuz dirty, unprotected sex loving 20 somethings who have learned the ropes, been beat down a few times, open minded to anal and other things the youth fear, despite it being the best form of Birth Control…and god doesn’t take away your V-Card if you do it…. You see, I don’t like the under 18s at all…except maybe when they are walking around in the summer in booty shorts and I can’t tell they are under 18 until their dads give me dirty looks knowing they do the same to their friend’s daughters…. But I do like an athlete turned actor, faced with so much attention, starting to hit social media with videos dressed like a tart….cuz I know what’s gonna come when the general interest in her disappears…and so do you…cuz it always fucking does

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Celebrity Vagina at the Screen Actor Guild Awards of the DAy

Posted on January 28, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A babe from the stepFORUM must have gone to the SAG Awards last night…with prime paparazzi front row access….cuz she’s put together a mega fucking post of all the celebrities in their overpriced dresses they wear for free…looking their best…which is surprisingly not all that good…because the more I leave my house…the more I realize that celebs aren’t the hottest out there…they are just the ones insecure enough to chase a dream of having people praise them since daddy never hugged them….and what better way to praise yourself than to organize an award show to celebrate yourself….in what is such a silly industry…I should infiltrate instead of posting pics of it…. TO SEE ALL THE CRAZY AND WILD PICS THAT LOOK LIKE ALL THE OTHER CRAZY AND WILD RED CARPET PICS SINCE THE DAWN OF MAN FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kylie Minogue Gets Sexy For Australia Day of the Day

Posted on January 28, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s nice to see that cancer didn’t get Kylie Minogue down…unless it was just a publicity stunt to justify why her pop albums were awkward….seeing as she was in her 40s…pretending it was still the fucking locomotion…. When it doubt blame it on cancer…I mean it’s something I’ve been doing for years in efforts to get free meals at restaurants….free movies…and free trips to Disneyland…. But cancer or not…she’s a survivor…and more importantly a patriotic as she’s doing her country like it was a record exec in the 80s before she got her first deal….rocking this Australia flag in her Australia Day pics….like it was a cumshot….

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Candice Swanepoel Gold Bikini Video of the Day

Posted on January 25, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Candice Swanepoel is pretty perfect…even if all you haters are out there hating on her average looking face…because who cares about her face…it’s good enough…and it comes with this perfectly toned when professionally lit and shot body…which is the only interaction I have with her body…making her pretty fucking perfect to me….so perfect that I have written her fucking love songs about eating her ass until it gets waterlogged…not taking a break even when she shits…not that she shits…you see cuz she’s perfect….and more importantly…in being perfect…she doesn’t eat…cuz she’s got perfection to maintain….don’t you people get it??/

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