Gemma Arterton is a babe…..she’s in the new Henzel and Gretel movie that is apparently changes lives according to the people who are behind the movie….while no one else I know has seen or cares about its existence…but they should cuz this Gemma girl and more importantly her awesome tits….are gonna be in it…and that is usually enough to motivate you to stream the shit for free…cuz this is the internet motherfuckers and I am the only asshole who still pays for movie…but I only do that cuz I rob my wife for the money…and I figure it’s more fun to pull a peewee in public than on my computer that I’m on all day anyway…..
I am really not interested in Courtney Stodden, her stripper publicity stunt, pretending to be an underage bride with the most insignificant celebrity ever, just to get her foot in the door, it’s just nonsense noise and we’re too busy for that shit…but I’m torn…cuz she’s in a bikini…and staged, crying for attention or not, does it really make any difference at all, cuz you know, she’s still in a bikini and that’s all that matters…cuz her body is rockin’ even if the rest of her is gutter trash…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
You know why it’s ok for Rihanna to be a broken girl…because she’s ridiculously fucking rich and famous..and rich and famous people don’t have problems…and even if they do…they don’t matter…cuz they are rich and famous and can buy themselves happiness…and even if she’s just totally fucking broken, which I don’t think she really is….cuz she’s smiling and having fun with things, even with her abusers….it just doesn’t make a difference for her…or her life…she’s set…has nothing to prove..and nothing to worry about…and I like watching her….she’s doing way better than all the girls in her high school who are fat, have 5 kids with different men who probably beat them and no one writes articles about it….and who make beds all day at rich people resorts…. You see…it’s hard to take anything seriously…but it’s easy to stare at tits….
It’s nice to see things coming full circle…with this Sara Jean Underwood girl….it’s a history repeats itself situation…where she dated Ryan Seacrest…and got cocky…thinking shit “I don’t have to do PLAYBOY NAKED SHOOTS ANYMORE …..I can go mainstream….so she got a gig on TV…she left nudity behind her…even though that’s all people wanted and the only reason she was on the show…and then the show got cancelled and now she’s tweeting shit like this….Remember girls…smut always wins…
January Jones is boring in VS magazine….which is ok because she’s boring in everything she does…and the fame and attention she got for being on whatever show she was on was undeserved..she was just the best looking girl in the show…and I don’t even know if that is true…because I never watched the show she was on….and the only thing fun she did was have a kid out of wedlock with a mystery man that you assume was someone that came with scandal…that she did a good job keeping secret…because I guess it is the only interesting thing she did in her life….and now she’s in VS magazine….celebrating her recent breakup….because no one wants to get stuck with a single mom….they are against Jesus’ way… Here are the pics.
Rita Ora is the new Rihanna…at least that is what Jay Z is hoping now that he owns her…and the timing is pretty good…you know since Rihanna sympathizes with men who beat the fuck out of her for publicity…or because she’s broken….so it is only natural to replace her unpredictable, gone nuts from all the fame shit, with some new tail, with big old tits…..and here she is touring her new album….but she’s gotta a lot of proving to do…cuz there was a minute when she was banging a Kardashian…and she didn’t take advantage of the situation and burn down the fucking house with everyone inside….making me kinda hate her…but at least she’s got some tits…cuz tits make everything ok. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
There is just something about watching a stripper eat it when doing some pole dance that always makes me laugh….maybe because it reminds me of my youth, where the only strip clubs I was allowed in involved at least on on stage overdose a month, or maybe it’s just funny to watch a girl eat it, especially when she’s not stripping the way you’re supposed to strip…you know by taking off her clothes…but instead is stripping in some performance art bullshit that ruins the whole basis and foundation of the pole dance…maybe that’s why it broke from under her….cuz even the pole was like “girl….stripping pole dances only….leave your art fag shit at the lesbian art center”…..
It’s official – Barbara Palvin annoys me and not because she’s had sex with Justin Bieber…Something I don’t believe because she has a vagina and isn’t a 40 year old back dude who thinks he is Michael Jackson named Usher….but because she’s acting all playful, making stupid faces like some kind of idiot, while not looking cute at all, and just looking annoying…the kind of girl you’d likely want to punch in the face at least in theory if you were forced to sit at a dinner with her…and her ADD hyper activity stupidity that wasn’t even cute when she was 5….it’s like girl, act like a lady….or like a slut…but whatever this in between is just fuckin’ weak
Rihanna’s million dollar PR team are feeding her with words to tell the media to justify her Chris Brown relationship/publcity stunt…they’ve been working 6 months or more on this reveal that they just contrived for Rolling Stone…. Here are some notable quotes if you care: I decided it was more important for me to be happy,” “I wasn’t going to let anybody’s opinion get in the way of that. Even if it’s a mistake, it’s my mistake. After being tormented for so many years, being angry and dark, I’d rather just live my truth and take the backlash. I can handle it.” “When you add up the pieces from the outside, it’s not the cutest puzzle in the world,” “You see us walking somewhere, driving somewhere, in the studio, in the club, and you think you know. But it’s different now. We don’t have those types of arguments anymore. We talk about shit. We value each other. We know exactly what we have now, and we don’t want to lose that.” “He doesn’t have the luxury of fucking up again,” “That’s just not an option. I can’t say that nothing else will ever go wrong. But I’m pretty solid in the knowing that he’s disgusted by that. And I wouldn’t have gone this far if I ever thought that was a possibility.” “He made a mistake, and he’s paid his dues,” “He’s paid so much. And I know that’s not a place he would ever want to go back to. And sometimes people need support and encouragement, instead of ridicule and criticism and bashing.” Straight from the mouth of the gutter….. She feels guilty for being beat up cuz she knows she provoked him enough to beat her up and rode it for her career… Good message for the youth who follow her every move…broken women convincing us that what she had with Chris Brown before she was super famous and slutty….an assault that made her millions….was true love…cuz he really gets her… Here are some pics for instagram of her ass…cuz that’s more interesting than her bullshit… You see I don’t believe anything I read…but I believe ass in bikini..
Lucy Pinder is a girl that of course easily has some of the best breasts in Britain right now and here is an epic video clip of her topless showing off the goods Continue reading →
