Helen Flannagan is some UK soapstar who quit her soap opera to re-invent herself and she’s doing it by posing in lingerie….so that people who never watched that shitty soap opera know….she’s here, she’s serious, she’s willing to get naked for the right gig, and she’s got big tits that should lead to more fame…She’s young and making the right moves that I endorse….cuz any girl who takes her mid-level fame and starts stripper for higher level fame is my kind of girl…
CBS took advantage of having the Superbowl rights by doing some internal advertising for one of their shows that I don’t think should be a show…because unless shit is Roseanne or Oprah, fat girls don’t belong on TV….and they took to the pole…a life both these girls were better suited for than the sitcom game….and as much as I protest and disagree with putting fat strippers on TV when they are meant to be in strip clubs….part of me has to endorse it….it means we are heading in the right direction….and the good news for her nerd fans is that she was dressed like some kind of superhero…and the good news for the rest of us is that with fat comes tits….and stripper poles…ridiculous….but not as ridiculous as me posting a commercial for a company for free….makes me so mad.
Sometimes I wonder if wanting Georgia May Jagger’s lips on my dick is in some subconscious way wanting Mick Jagger’s lips on my dick…cuz she clearly inherited them from her dad…and when I watch his flamboyant, feminine performances on stage, cuz I am a fan of the Stones, I never think to myself, damn he’s got some great Dick Sucking Lips…but whenever I see one of his dozen of children, mainly this one right here, I’m like damn she’s got her dad’s lips and they look like they’d be some great dick sucking lips…pretty much confusing me….but not enough to remember…she’s got a vagina and whether she got that from her dad or not…it don’t matter cuz it’s hers….I am a fan…
Selena Gomez has come to that point in her career and life….where the party, the drugs, the fame is ready to start…she’s broken free from her poptart bullshit Disney Image with her underage boyfriend you know she was doing dirty things with even though he’s a queer,…and now she’s ready to throw out the bullshit public act and reinvent herself as someone who gets down and doesn’t give a fuck…in a “THIS IS ME” kind of insanity that happens to all the poptarts who traded in their childhood for fame…as they try to discover themselves and that’s what I’m in this for…it’s my favorite rite of passage…from tween to dirt bag slut….especially when it comes with self shot upskirt pics she posts to social media cuz she jsut doesn’t give a fuck…. The whole thing…is refreshing….nothing tall glass of young vag….that wants to be drank…
I used to hate on Erin Heatherton….calling her weird looking…saying she was nothing more than overhyped Victoria’s Secret PR bullshit…but looking at her toned stomach…I’ve changed my mind…and this she’s fantastic enough for me to write love songs…or at least love poems to….I’m talking romantic throwing a message in a bottle and dropping it in the river hoping to washes ashore at one of her St Barts shoot at the Victoria’s Secret compound….beause after looking at her half today…I believe in love…and humanity…and making her my Valentine…til the end of time…..that or I’ll try to get a boner to these pics…whichever comes first… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Morena Baccarin is some socially awkward nerd icon…from being in some socially awkward nerd show called Firefly to being in some socially awkward movie called Serenity….to being in a movie called Stargate….and then V and now Homeland…it’s like so much sperm has been spilled for this babe….and now she’s in GQ UK…wearing her bra…like some kind of harlot….and you know you like it….cuz Brazilian girls, even their trannies, do it better….even when they are married…. Here are the pics.
Brittany Mason is some nobody, Miss Indiana 2008, that manaaged to get shot in her place in her underwear for Esquire…in what looks like an amateur softcore porn shoot….supported by mainstream advertising…those sleazy fucks…. In doing this shoot she also decided to show off her great ass and more importantly her vagina definition…making her worth staring at…. She’s been in Sports Illustrated, some other shit, she’s American and a B-Cup and if you look at these pics, you’ll know exactly what her twat looks like…and that’s something you all need in your life….cuz I figure every girl should introduce herself to the world like that…
Miley Cyrus may live a ridiculous sheltered existence where she can’t really leave her house or do normal things….like go to the movies, bike rides, dance parties…but she has all this money that allows her to bring the party to her….as she locks herself away in her castle…and gives us a glimpse into her wild and crazy life that remind us why all these celebs turn to drugs…cuz not being able to leave your house…unless you’re an anti social like me….seems fucking boring… And as long as she’s wearing low cut shirts and high waisted leggings in her boredom…putting her ass out there out of boredom…it is fun for me cuz I think Miley’s a total babe.
Here’s stepGIRL LITTLE LOBBY one more time cuz I love her….and her glorious everything…. I don’t know why asking girls to spread peanut butter into their asses to make an ass peanut butter sandwich so that I can lick it up like a I was a fat lonely chicks dog while she plays the fat loney chick with a dog….doesn’t turn any of the girls I try to set these activities up with…. Don’t they know butter is fucking awesome…. It is the weekend…everyday is the weekend for me….but this weekened is Superbowl Sunday…the best day to bang wives who feel ignored by their husbands…get started now…but before you do… Here are some stepLINKS…. Bar Refaeli’s Still Crazy Hot GO Would You Hit It? GO Hot Babe in a Thong Selfie GO Where the Superbowl Footballs is Made GO Katie Couric is a Covergirl You may or May not Want to Fuck GO Best Minute in News GO Meanwhile in Rossia, During a Basketball Game – VIDEO GO Watch Former UFC Ring Girl Edith LaBelle Demonstrate a Bunch of MMA Techniques (Video) GO Alice Goodwin Is Busty And Delicious! GO Heidi Montag Is Broke Because Of The Mayan Apolocalypse GO Danni Wells Is a Blonde You Need Know About (NSFW) GO Claudia Has Great Tits and I Like It GO Free Cam Shows Help Kick the Weekend Off (NSFW)s GO Miley is Amazing on the BEach GO Suddenly, I Want to Buy a Car – VIDEO GO Lady Gaga Mooning Her Fans GO Fun Facts About Some Leaf Insect GO Some Chick Named Aubrey Plaza for Asos GO Happiest Dog Ever GO Alessandra Ambrosio is Still a Perfect 10 in St. Barts Bikini Shoot GO Watch Out She’s a Squirter (NSFW) GO Kandi Kay Drops Her Leopard Bikini (NSFW) GO Two Words: Attention Whore (NSFW) GO Bollywood’s Judi Shekoni’s Wet Pokies in the Surf GO WTF Photo of the Days GO Nicole Kidman is a Fucking Liar GO This Week’s Ten Best Dressed Babes GO Some Selena Gomez GO Kelly Monaco Full Frontal Nudity & Trimmed Bush GO Dog Walker Finds 100,000 Dollar Whale Puke GO Amazing Drum Squad GO The Best Cartoon Characters of the 90s GO Mia Malkova Has One Hot Ass (NSFW) GO It’s a Lovely Day at the Beach (SITE NSFW) GO Kanye West is Insane of the Day GO Random Pic Dump of the Day GO Groundhog Day: Explained – VIDEO GO Jennifer Love Hewitt is Running GO Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW) GO WTF Gallery of the Day (SITE NSFW AND SOME NSFW CONTENT) GO Who Else Is Down With That Asian Persuasion??? (26 Pics) GO Bad Girls Club Fight of the Day GO Alicia and Lisa are Getting It On GO This Week in Celebrity Nudity (NSFW) GO Nina Agdal vs. Emily Ratajkowski: The Carl’s Jr. Model Matchup GO Busty Teen Slut, Nuff Said (NSFW) GO Strange Talent GO Eva Longoria for Cosmo Spic GO Jennifer Love Hewitt Has Cleavage…. GO Dolphin Helps Young Seal GO BEST BIKES EVER GO ================ From stepSMUT!! NSFW! ================ Classy Girl Cam Show GO 5 Mintues of Doggy GO CLERKS XXX PORN PARODY GO Weird Dude with Babes GO MILF Blowjob GO Poolside POV GO Fat Tits and a Black Man in the Pool GO AWESOME AMATEUR WEBCAM SEX! GO I LIKE SEX TOYS! GO Slut Roulette is the New Chat Roulette with Sluts GO ================ Buy a Fuckign stepSHIRT you assholes. GO
OMG! Lauren Conrad exists….she didn’t blow up with the rest of the cast of the HILLS like she should have…but I guess that’s because she’s gone onto bigger and better things….like posing in LUCKY magazine 5 years later, a magazine with a readership of at leaser 200 women at the gyno office….and she’s even showing a little bra to really set off fire alarms….letting us all know she’s not dead…even though she might as well could be….considering how much she matters now that her pollution has been taken off TV….. And the real question is…how many dudes do you think have jerked off to her? I’m thinking not that many…
