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Lucy Collett Tits for Twitter of the Day

Lucy Collett is a UK titty model which explains two very important things…the first is why she is built like this and the second is why she’s posting her topless pics to Twitter….you see cuz once you put your tits out there once and shit becomes available on google, why the fuck enjoy the freedom of your sacrifice by being topless as often as you can, partially cuz that’s all people want out of you, but mainly because she put it out there, she took off the top and there’s really no point in ever putting it back on…this is some Braveheart “FREEDOM” shit….a revolutionary who didn’t really require much effort….and I’m not just saying that cuz her stomach isn’t toned…I’m saying it cuz this is the easy way out and all girls need to follow her lead….cuz I wanna see all your titties…

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Lucy Collett Tits for Twitter of the Day

Miley Cyrus Showing Some Tit of the Day

I like Miley Cyrus so much I think I should join her fan club and work up the ranks, becoming president…. I think it is my calling…I mean that or printing up pics of her, masturbating on them, and taking pics of my load, only to tweet at her…it’s a toss up…and while I work out these issues and challenges in front of me when it comes to how I’m gonna deal with Miley…..here is the side of her tit. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LLINK

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Miley Cyrus Showing Some Tit of the Day

Miley Cyrus Showing Some Tit of the Day

I like Miley Cyrus so much I think I should join her fan club and work up the ranks, becoming president…. I think it is my calling…I mean that or printing up pics of her, masturbating on them, and taking pics of my load, only to tweet at her…it’s a toss up…and while I work out these issues and challenges in front of me when it comes to how I’m gonna deal with Miley…..here is the side of her tit. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LLINK

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Miss Carly Baker is the New UFC Ring Girl of the Day

Her name is Miss Carly Baker….and she is the new Ring Card girl for the UFC, who is making a debut this weekend, and she’s a UK Glamour model…I think….which isn’t too far of a stretch from being a Vegas stripper/show girl with a dream like previous UFC ring card girl Arianny Celeste….you know the table dance for the right table that led to this life of luxury all thanks to Dana White being based out of Vegas…. Here are some pics of their new blood….Miss Carly Baker….I wonder if she is as dignified and southern as she sounds…. Serioulsly, she makes me want to hit a luncheon to discuss the rise of the south over some lemonade at the plantation….#fact.

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Miss Carly Baker is the New UFC Ring Girl of the Day

Izabel Goulart for Victoria’s Secret February of the Day

It’s Valentines Day in a week and Victoria’s Secret is well aware of that so they are releasing all their catalog pics to the blogs in one massive half naked, photoshopped nipples and vagina, catalog shots of some top models that they have created and groomed into celebrity models….and as much as I hate jerking off to catalog pics…and have since the 80s….sometimes it’s the only thing around…or a nice refreshing change from that one issue of National Geographic on the topless pigmy tribe….or I guess in your case…throat fucking porn. Pervert.

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Izabel Goulart for Victoria’s Secret February of the Day

Cameron Russell and Behati Prinsloo for Victoria’s Seceret February of the Day

I figure I don’t write enough about these Victoria’s Secret models…because they are only in every second post…that I might I well do one more….this time with Cameron Russell, who I don’t think I’ve ever posted on, so it’s fresh Victoria’s Secret Meat….and Behati Prinsloo who just has a stupid name that should be a dish at an Indian Restaurant….posing in the half naked, airbrushed, no nipple or vagina definition despite being in lingerie glory….giving girls unrealistic expectations for themselves, while making men hate anything they fuck for not looking like this….hey if it sells panties then it works for me….

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Cameron Russell and Behati Prinsloo for Victoria’s Seceret February of the Day

Lindsay Lohan Going Through Airport Security of the DAy

Hands down…Lindsay Lohan is my dream girl….she is the ultimate in Hollywood, she represents a perfect balance of class, luxury, mental health disorders, addiction, sex appeal, broken childhood, and broken dreams…..and one of life’s great tragedies was that I didn’t marry her back when I had the chance…not that I officially ever had the chance to marry her, but she did follow me on twitter, and I guess I could have proposed to her until she said yes in private messages….and now the only way I’ll ever touch her is if I become really famous for doing nothing….and if she falls off even harder than she already is….or if I become a airport security guy like this asshole mocking me with his vagina scans of her he should release to the internet – cuz sometimes it is better to lose your job for the greater good of man…. All this to say. I still love me some LOHAN. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Ashlee Simpson’s Upskirt of the Day

The old timer blogger in me…who build my empire on girls flashing their panties, having sex tapes, and nipple slips….kinda appreciates Ashlee Simpson’s old timer efffort to get noticed for the first time since her singing career exploded….due to acid reflux…..but the scientist in me wishes there were no panties…just so I could see how much damage her single mother’s vagina took in the natural disaster that was becoming a single mother….you see cuz panties just aren’t hardcore enough for me…but scars on labia always will be pushing the limit and letting the world know you’re here and ready to get down. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Karolina Kurkova’s Squeezed Into a Dress of the Day

Karolina Kurkova is funny and not just cuz she’s making faces…but because she almost got kicked off the Victoria’s Secret team for being a tank of a woman….that she blamed on her thyroid and not on her laziness….only to realize “shit, I make a lot of money being skinny”….to which she got her shit together…got skinny….and now she can attend events and celebrate….as her tits squeeze out of her dress like it was a sausage casing and they were bad implants…because that’s what fucking matters people….going from fat to skinny to get pay increases and incentives….like not getting fired and sent back to whatever third world you’re from…THanks evil panty corporation for being so generous… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Karolina Kurkova’s Squeezed Into a Dress of the Day

Candice and Behati for Victoria’s Secret Valentines Day

Here’s Candice Swanepoel and Behati Prinsloo for Victoria’s Secret…because….why the fuck not right…Victoria’s Secret doesn’t pay me for their Valentine’s Day campaign…but they pump content at me…babes…half naked that I can’t ignore….because they look so awesome half naked…that I’ll do what I can to help make them another Billion dollars as long as they keep the hot pussy flowing into this cup….and by cup I mean aroused perverted mind…. So do what Victoria’s Secret want…listen to their brainwash…their eveil corporation brainwash and buy panties even if you don’t have a girlfriend…or wife…cuz that’s what your job is to do….

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Candice and Behati for Victoria’s Secret Valentines Day