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Helena Christensen 2006 Nudes for Purple Magazine of the Day

#FBF that is Flashback Friday for all you non-social media addicted losers who don’t keep in touch with what the under 25 crowd is doing…even if the under 25 crowd looks the best naked…and thanks to a fucked up internet filled upbrining….are naked a lot…often times on social media…like the other day when I re-tweeted a girl who was fucking herself with a knife….a fucking knife….an accomplishment she was so proud of that she took the pic from different angles….to really lets us know there was penetration….all for the social acceptance of her peers, 90 percent of whom she’s never met, cuz I guess we all wanna be famous, except me. Well, these nudes of Helena Christensen may not be of her at 25, cuz she’s in her 40s, and even a flashback of her nude pics from 2006, mean she was likely still in her 40s when they were shot, but in a lot of ways I find them inspiring…and those ways are NOOODZ!!!!

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Hayden Panettiere Hot for Valentine’s Day

Hayden Panettiere getting fake tits to balance out her broad manly back…was a pretty good strategy…cuz no one likes a gymnast body that doesn’t get its period…except maybe closet cases and her countless fans….who were weirdly obsessed with her long before she started posing for instagram like some weird rich housewife from Texas on her 20th wedding anniversary, in what would normally be considered tacky if her gown wasn’t 20,000 dollars….you get the new money vibe I’m talking…I mean unless you’re too busy staring at her new titties…cuz with new titties comes a period of acceptance…and getting used to them…all this to say…this pic is hot….

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Hayden Panettiere Hot for Valentine’s Day

Nicole Neal topless pictures

Here she is doing just that posing for the camera and looking sexy as usual in these posed for the camera photo shoot pictures of her topless showing off her breasts Continue reading

Titties from Shameless of the Day

As much as I hate Emmy Rossum…I watched this episode of Shameless the other day, not because I like TV shows…or because I support anything in hollywood, but I will say it was refreshing to see a show mock Downs Syndrome, cover topics like tranny children, meth addiction deaths, sucking off the boss and fucking dudes with strap ons….in what was like one big mishmash of inappropriate sleaze….that almost reminded me of my life…a life that I thought would never get on TV….because it was too vulgar….but I guess these hollywood types just do it better….. And here are some of the tits from that episode… Emma Greenwell Galadriel Stineman Shanola Hampton

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Titties from Shameless of the Day

Karolina Kurkova is Boring for Marie Claire USA of the DAy

One of my favorite videos of Karolina Kurkova…one I liked so much I uploaded it to youtube back in 2008… …..a year her career ballooned and Victoria’s Secret said “bitch, stop eating or you’re fired”….and to solidify that seriousness in their tone…they aired her not fitting into her costume a few weeks after fitting for it…cuz she just kept getting fat….something she blamed on hormones and has since bounced back from like a good girl….as seen in these March pics from Marie Claire….and I guesss what it comes down to is that it is never too late to turn around your fat ness…

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Karolina Kurkova is Boring for Marie Claire USA of the DAy

McKayla Maroney in a Leotard of the Day

There are s a few things about McKayla Maroney that are creepy, the first being that perverts everywhere find her hot….and I get that perverts don’t care that she’s 17….I mean 16 is legal here….and with all the hormones in the food and shit…what difference does 6 months between now and 18 really make…especially when she’s old enough to represent your country in the olympics…then she’s old enough for you to lust after…or something…..but the reality is that unlike all the girls you see in short shorts with big boobs as their dads shake their head in disappointment….while secretly loving when they have sleep overs….she hasn’t really benefitted from the generation of big tits….cuz she was too busy training…and lookin at her all jacked like this…in a pic she posted to Instagram…it is safe to say that she doesn’t get her period…and more importantly you’re not into jail bait…but Russian women who can beat the fuck out of you…I mean those shoulders are fucking beast….so stop sexualizing her you freaks.

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McKayla Maroney in a Leotard of the Day

Jennifer Love Hewitt For Shape Magazine and Some Stills from her Music Video of the Day

The nice thing about the internet is all the pervert….especially when it comes to Jennifer Love Hewitt…because there’s something about her that really speaks to the over 30 year old virgin who has been masturbating to her since Dawson’s Creek or whatever socially awkward show I just assumed you had to be gay to watch…..because with all those perverts come screen caps of her music video that I posted weeks ago….and for some reason…I felt it was worthy of a post…because seeing her shit still frame…just makes me laugh….kinda like how all the guys she tries to marry and have babies with laugh…only without all the satisfaction….I mean unless you’re like me and get joy knowing she didn’t eat for a week and had at least 5 enemas in the making of this video….and yet her body still looks sloppy….and jobbing…I love it. Here she is for shape…. These may be stills – but they be jiggling to me…

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Jennifer Love Hewitt For Shape Magazine and Some Stills from her Music Video of the Day

Kheenah Fossey Topless for Nuts of the Day

My good friend over at some site that I cannot mention because it will lose his cool man credibility wrote me some hate mail…telling me to stop with the victoria’s secret and SI models…and focus on the real models out there…the Glamour Models…cuz they are the only ones who count…and in doing what I am told…here’s some Glamour Model…also known as a stripper who gave a lap dance to the right guy….cuz he worked at NUTS UK and his job is to find big tits willing to be exposed….her name is Kheena….and I guess that’s all the evidence we need of her seedy past….and here are her weird, yet big tits and sloppy body…I can see her cellulite on her belly…..cuz that’s usually what comes with big tits…in photoshoot…

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Maryna Linchuk amazing Topless Pics in 25 Magazine of the Day

It is very fucking rare that I see a photoshoot that gets me fucking excited, I’ve been in the game a long time, and I am totally desensitized…my threshold of pleasure is a lot darker…and in order for me to be like “WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AMAZING” as someone who has no soul, emotions and who never gets impressed or excited…but this is fashion porn…which is my favorite kind of porn…and it’s erotic as shit…like a vintage playboy….and tht’s something I’d always take over throat fucking porn….truth..

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Bregje Heinen is a Naughty Model of the Day

Bregje Heinen proves one very important thing in life…and that is that if your name is “Pile of Shit”….or “Period Stains”….or “Moldy Fucking Asshole”…..as long as you’re a babe…showing off a hot little body….it’s all ok….cuz if Bregje, a name that sounds like a wet dirty mexican food shit, was 400 pounds and working at Wal Mart….it would not have the same “angelic” sound to it…. Here she is modeling…pretty well….

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