Modeled by ALCMAC614 Don’t forget to stepSHIRT into the future….it is better to stepSHIRT than to stepSHART….stepSHIRTS may be made for guys….but are far hotter on Girls….Get up on the movement….you clowns…. Modeled by ALCMAC614
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DrunkenSweatshop StepSHIRTS of the Day
It is the Oscars on Sunday….and I won’t be there…because I wasn’t nominated for anything this year…or really ever….which is a good thing…since it is the only thing I have in common with Lindsay Lohan…and it gives us something to talk about the next time I lure her into hanging out with me….which may only be when the world has totally forgotten about her….but luckily that’s how I like all my women…. Jennifer Lawrence is the big star of the show, everone is watching her, and the people at Dior Miss Dior Handbags jumped up on this shit hard and fast…like a rapist who heard the police coming. She’s dressed 50s glam, something we know she’s not, she’s covering her tits, and these pics are a waste of your time….and that’s why I am posting them…
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This is my second Karlie Kloss post today…I guess that means that either she’s on her hustle…grinding her little skinny body out as hard as she can to get as much coverage as possible….or that there’s little else going on in the world of half naked women….or that I have a creepy obsession with Karlie Kloss cuz she’s skinny and gets half naked for money…the kind of traits I look for in the women I want to mail evelopes of my semen to…. This shoot is for Muse magazine, it’s sexy…. Here’s the video… And here are the semi erotic pics…a lot less awkward than her Victoria’s Secret swim pics….she is so versatile…
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Shanina Shaik is an Australian model…..who has done shit from being on a weird supermodel reality show that landed her a boyfriend named Tyson Beckford….and that more importantly landed her work with Victoria’s Secret….like walking their shows and being half naked in their campaigns…and now she’s strategically naked for GQ…in what is nice to look at…unless you’re a racist and all you can see is big black cock going in and out of her ass like you know it does….naughty little 22 year old is what she is….and I kinda like her for that…but that’s cuz I’m not a racist…in fact I donated money to the United Negro College Fund once….sure it was cuz someone called me a racist for making racist jokes….but it still counts…. Here she is modeling….reminding me that I like Australia….
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Shanina Shaik for GQ Australia of the Day
I don’t know what is funnier….Glamour Models….or the girls I see on Instagram who aspire to be Glamour Models…I guess everyone is figuring out that the real models in the world, the only ones who matter are the Glamour models…all average at best looking…with stupid big tits they like showing off…because it’s all they have going for them….because let’s face it…tits are all that really matter at least when it comes to encouraging everyday busty girls to follow in your footsteps….cuz “she’s not all that hot and I got tits…I can totally do that kind of modeling”….is a great train of thought that leads to me seeing tits I otherwise would never see…and I am a fan of that.
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Alice Goodwin Topless is Today’s Glamour Model of the Day
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Irina Shayk is amazing….and I am not just saying that because the weird creepy photographer said she was….but because listening to her accent while looking at her fantastic face….and body….blows me the fuck away…that even these catalog shots, that are normally boring as shit when done by companies like Victoria’s Secret, are killer…..as is her ass….not to mention knowing she’s in an arranged marriage with a homosexual…makes her vagina more appealing than it already is…cuz I like girls who make sacrifices to get ahead…like prostituting themselves and not for sex….especially when those sacrifices are for satanic rituals….
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Irina Shayk for Beach Bunny of the Day
When you hose down the Glamour off the Glamour model and throw her in some low budget photoshoot for some ghetto swimwear that looks like it was done by a Sears photographer, you really get a sense of how not hot they actually are….you know when the tits are covered up, the body doesn’t look nearly as rockin’ and that obscure shaped face is not that of anyone who should be getting paid to be in front of the camera….reminding us just how important tits are in the grand scheme of a Glamour model, who has no business being a model, other than the whole getting naked shit, career…. This is for some shit called Simply Swim and it’s trash. I bet they were so stoked when they booked Rosie Jones…never expecting it to end like this…
Ariana Grande is the next generation of tween starlets who I’ve never heard of, you know the new Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus, even though she’s pretty much the same age as them, only instead of running off to do SMUT, she’s still knee deep in the Disney candy coated bullshit shows that perverts everywhere watch with their kids, making her a 19 year old that is pretty well lusted after by dads everywhere….and I guess single dudes weird enough to watch kids shows for the pussy….which unfortunately isn’t something I do…despite how pathetic it sounds…I just stick to the self shot upskirt pics they release to the internet…that’s more my thing…even if I like my pantyhose crotches to be more ripped, stained, wet, amazing….
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Ariana Grande Pantyhose Upskirt of the Day
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I have watched the KTLA morning crew a few times and I always laugh because they are tanned, vapid, cunts who you know are in LA to be actors, but end up broadcasting news like actors…and every time I see them do anything, I think Bootleg Ryan Seacrest….but watching their commentary on the Russian Meteor, from the parody “news voice”…to the bad jokes about imagining it happend Decemeber 21….I mean this nonsense is considered news…I feel like I’m a beauty pageant listening to twats talk about world peace….these idiots be so silly.
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The KTLA Crew are Ridiculous of the Day
I have watched the KTLA morning crew a few times and I always laugh because they are tanned, vapid, cunts who you know are in LA to be actors, but end up broadcasting news like actors…and every time I see them do anything, I think Bootleg Ryan Seacrest….but watching their commentary on the Russian Meteor, from the parody “news voice”…to the bad jokes about imagining it happend Decemeber 21….I mean this nonsense is considered news…I feel like I’m a beauty pageant listening to twats talk about world peace….these idiots be so silly.
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The KTLA Crew are Ridiculous of the Day
Tagged bikini girls, celeb news, considered-news, detected, from-the-parody, garbage-on-some, Hollywood, invalid, nonsense, Parody, russian, songs, stars, topless
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