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Kate Upton’s GQ Germany Shoot of the Day

I posted the pics from this video yesterday …and they were a huge hit…sure not as huge as Kate Upton’s fat chick in training appetite…but huge none the less… She’s overrated, dumpy, irritating, and should probably go back to school to find a profession cuz there’s no way this modeling thing will keep up for her into her 20s…her fat face just won’t allow for it…it is already a sloppy jiggly mess….and one day…sucking in her sloppy stomach won’t be enough to get high paying jobs…you know when that sloppy stomach isn’t able to be sucked in…when it catches up with the rest of her…but people love her…so here’s the video…

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Kelly Cunningham Nude in Purple of the Day

Her name is Kelly Cunningham…she has an IMDB page…so I guess that means she matters…at least more than we matter…since we don’t have IMDB pages…and IMDB is the Litmus test of relevance or at least the litmus test for wanting to matter…cuz after looking at her filmography…I figure she’ll do anything she can to get work…not one of her movies is even an actual fucking movie..but she’s putting in work…and I guess realizing that no matter how hard she tries…it is leading no where…leading to her doing nude shoots for fashion magazines….in hopes at least one person notices…and helps bring her to the next level…just because they will see how eager, hungry, desperate she is for this….when I prefer my nudes to happen after a bitch has already made it…but I guess as long as they’re getting naked…I shouldn’t be complaining…..especially when they have good bush… Here are the pics.

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Birthday Babe Marisa Tomei Will Give You an Untamed Part!

Marisa Tomei has won Academy and Anatomy Awards, but when she gets naked in Untamed Heart , Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead , and The Wrestler , we’re all winners!

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V/H/S: Celebrity Nudity on DVD and Blu-ray 12.4.12 [PICS]

Nude on Blu-ray this week, Hannah Fierman flashes full furburger and funbags for the horror anthology V/H/S (2012), and the mind-bending masterpiece Brazil (1985) brings us brief boobage and buns from Kim Greist . Plus, cheesy classic Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 (1986) may be best known for the scene where some poor bastard gets taken out while taking out his trash , but the topless talents of Joanne White and Linnea Quigley are the real stocking stuffers! See pics after the jump!

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Leslie Mann Topless in This is 40 of the Day

Judd Apatow’s wife….who is also in all of Judd Apatow produced movies….because that’s the benefit of being married to a director and producer…you know cuz if he’s gonna be paying his lead 5 million dollars…it might as well go to their vacation fund…kinda thing…. I’ve never found her hot….or really deserving of her fame…I just figured the fucking the director thing made sense…you know something Lohan and the other low levels need to do to get work….and I don’t really care about seeing her 40 year old mom of two nipple Judd Apatow jerks off on…. But it happened…and I’m reporting it…I am a hero like that…

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On the First Day of stepXMAS my Hooker Gave to Me…of the Day

An awesome set of DrunkenStepfather DrunkenSweatshop stepSHIRTS….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS… FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kerry Washington’s Hot Enough Photoshoot of the Day

Kerry Washington is some 35 year old actress who is aging pretty proper…which is convenient since she’s a fucking actress….and has to be on TV and in movies and half naked in photoshoots to compete with the younger. blacker girls… She’s been in Ray, Last King of Scotland, and she’s gonna be in Django Unchained….which I guess this is promo for…sure she’s not half naked enough for my kind of publicity shots…but she’s pretty fucking hot…and reminds me that I need to have sex with a black girl…cuz I haven’t yet…not because I’m a racist…but because they are…. Either way, here she is.

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Berrak Tuzunatac in a Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Berrak Tuzunatac is some Turkish actress from Instabul…I once knew someone from Turkey…and he told me when he was growing up him and his buddies would fuck dogs cuz they weren’t allowed to jerk off or fuck women…until one day getting caught because one of them got stuck in the dog…but that cab driver wasn’t Berrak Tuzunatac ….who is modeling bikinis like a good little Turkish actress…who clearly is the kind of Muslim you racist Americans can get into…because not all Muslims dress like fucking Ninjas or hate the Jews….some Muslims are just babes…who get half naked…and the only thing they blow up are my pants…if you know what I mean….fucking terrorist…

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Anne Hathaway Pantsless for Glamour Magazine of the Day

Anne Hathaway bores me….these could be pics of her diddling herself on a park bench in the middle of Central Park in front of a field trip of asian exchange students…and I wouldn’t give a fuck…but I know nerds everywhere have masturbated to her relatively busty in comparison to her body…from whatever nude scene she’s been in like LOVE AND OTHER DRUGS …or her wedding no one cared about…she’s dull..but pantsless and I guess you might as well take it all in before she has babies…cuz you know that’s coming soon to a tabloid near you…

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Chanel Iman in Lingerie for Deluxe Magazine of the Day

The highlight of my life is that Christy Turlington dissed me on Instagram when I was trolling her pics. Sure it could have been one of her handlers, as most of these rich and famously successful people have, but it could have also been her…and as far as my vintage, throwback, old timer model fetish goes…it lead me to a happy place…just like Chanel Iman modeling lingerie like she was still 20…even though she’s already old news as Victoria’s Secret didn’t book her to do their show this year…I know she’s only 22 and can pull it together…but as far as I’m concerned she’s just an old timer just taking any job she gets… [gallery

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