I know these Glamour models don’t matter in any fucking way at all…I know that they are relativley insignificant…I know that posting them is just encouraging them to be lazy and rely on posing topless until it is too late…and I know that’s exactly why I do it…I don’t care what they do, or who they are…I just wanna stare at their tits…and luckily, someone who isn’t me is paying them to do just that…It must be the Holiday Season…cuz Santa Claus is coming…no wait that’s me….Ewww.
Stella Hudgens looks like a lot of fun…she’s underage and partying at an event I can only assume serves booze to girls who are underage because when they wear outfits like this…they might as well be 20…you know it’s the good old “officer, she had tits, was in a bar, and gave head like a 25 year old, how was I supposed to know she was 16″…it always gets you off…literally. What it comes down to is that she’s taking all the right cues from her sister, the underage nude model, Vanessa Hudgens and that to me…is amazing…always upstage the older sibling…so daddy and mommy notice me…especially if the older sibling you’re upstaging is naughty and your upstaging involves being more naughty… Looks like she’s hanging with the right crowd… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
What the fuck is this about…I don’t even know who Wendy Williams is…I think maybe she’s a radio host or TV host…but know that this shouldn’t have happened… I am all for transgendered people…I mean sure, it’s weird, unnatural…even creepy…but they are still people….albeit broken people…but people nonetheless…and they deserve the same opportunities as those who stick to the gender they were born with…but I sure as hell don’t like them posing naked in Animal propaganda ad campaigns…when they are barely human…at least in terms of physical appearance.. Maybe I’m being too hard on her…one may call me an asshole, cuz I wrote this post as if she was born with a dick, when she probably wasn’t and just looks like she was…but the real issue is that maybe she shoulda kept her fucking clothes on and never but me in this awkward position of seeing her in this horrible, offensive, scary state….forcing me to defend myself through the only weapon i have…my words… Seriously. Dude. Keep. Your. Clothes. On. Bro. I don’t care how many cute animals this saved, it’d have more impact if it was requesting people donate to get Wendy Williams in a sweat suit.
Megan Fox is making a comeback for some movie called over 40 that hired her to be in it….I guess they figured people want to see her and she was the right price and talent level…. The comeback involves doing press for the movie…which is what these pics are from…. Luckily she left her new baby, that I like to refer to as Brian Austin Green’s way of trapping her more than he already has, at home… But brought out her new body that people say she got back from baby making thanks to laser-lipo….and more importantly…her new Botox face that looks so youthful and natural…and not like a horror movie/cartoon mask….of a desperate girl who doesn’t want to look her age…but instead wants to look like a clown…weird…but I’d still do her…or more importanlty eat her placenta because it clearly possesses the powers of the fountain of youth…right?! To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
No idea who Michelle Cruz, but I am going to assume she’s not Tom Cruise’s adopted daughter….or Penelope Cruz’s sister, or cousin, or really anything relevant..because you know in the world we live in…nothing matters unless it is on TV or the big screen, but I’m gonna argue that nothing matters including whether it has been on the big screen or TV…life is so insignificant…that we try to make an impact in the time we are here but in the grand scheme of humanity, it’s the equivalent of a fucking grain of sand on the beach that is our species….insignificant…but that doesn’t mean give up, kill yourself, it just means sit there and wait to die while staring at babes posing half naked….cuz as much as they don’t matter….at least they give you boners.
Rosie Jones and friends are in some Calendar that may not be of use to anyone and not because of the end of the fucking world…but because of technology…smart phones and computers motherfuckers make for no use for calendars…even if they come with semi-erotic fetish pics of girls who spend their entire lives doing this busty, low grade modeling shit….no one really cares about…except maybe the kid of people who buy calendars… TO see the behind the scenes video…. FOLLOW THIS LINK
Rosie Jones and friends are in some Calendar that may not be of use to anyone and not because of the end of the fucking world…but because of technology…smart phones and computers motherfuckers make for no use for calendars…even if they come with semi-erotic fetish pics of girls who spend their entire lives doing this busty, low grade modeling shit….no one really cares about…except maybe the kid of people who buy calendars… TO see the behind the scenes video…. FOLLOW THIS LINK
This sounds like a song that some college kid shat out to make a point about how easy it is to make commercial club music…you know with no effort…no substance…no quality…just noise…featuring two famous people…who prove that all it takes to get hits is to put it out there…cuz the public will eat it up…even if it took 20 minutes to produce…I am sure there was a time Will.I.Am wasn’t a LMFAO impersonator…or even a commercial money hungry loser who is winning at life…but clearly has no soul… The only redeeming thing in all this is Britney’s hot titties…slutting out in video……
I don’t know if this is a reminder of Russia in the 80s…during the Cold War…when Levis Jeans…Coca Cola…and McDonalds were all the fucking rage and people would pay 10 times the price to get at them….you know all while listening to 10 year old American music and watching 10 year old American movies…totally 10 years behind their relevance or peak in the Western world….you know a little too late to apologize…a little Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell have been retired for 10 fucking years here…but now getting work there…situation…Or maybe it has to do with them being BFFs and Naomi Campbell having tight Russian ties cuz she’s married to a Russian billionaire….but either way…it is awesome…cuz seeing these models I grew up on…and with…topless in their 40s…like they were still in their 20s…posing together…like they aren’t rivals but friends…is erotic as hell to me…but then again…I like all things past their prime…especially expired breast milk.
Jessica Simpson is pregnant again…some would say it was because she’s a fertile cum loving pervert who needs cum inside her at all times…while the skeptics like me…would say that it is the best way out of her million dollar weight watchers contract….in a “you can’t call me fat I’m still pregnant – so I will not pay you those millions back” kinda way….but the real issue is why her Jesus loving Christian conservative, uneducated, walmart working fans haven’t written her off as a divorcee, hooker, heathen, harlot with babies out of wedlock slut….is it cuz those Christians are inconsistent and full of shit in their brain wash hustle….or is it that they are so forgiving….so many questions that all end in one very important place….her ridiculous bra size….
