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Gisele Sucking Finger for Terry Richardson of the Day

Gisele was in Harper’s Bazaar…I didn’t bother looking up when…but I assume recently…cuz Terry Richardson put out his behind the scenes pics of her that I guess they didn’t buy the rights of…when hiring him and paying him his 100,000 dollar a day rate…. I figure at least one of you cares about the “vagina” who has the babies of your favorite QB….or maybe…just maybe you’re like me and fascinated in figuring out if those tranny rumors about her are true….as a lot of clues would make you think it was true…from her hard facial features, to being Brazilian and in the hub of trannies…to getting fired froM Victoria’s Secret…to the fact that Tom Brady has spent the better part of his life in locker rooms with naked men…but whether it is true or not…she’s still hot enough for me to look at…and who I am to discriminate against a babe because of her genitals….

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Nina Agdal Modeling Lingerie of the Day

NINA AGDAL is the victim of my bullying…but I don’t mean any actual harm when I say she’s got the face of a Downs Syndrome baby…I just say that cuz her face is definitely not her best feature…but it isn’t getting in the way of her shooting bikinis for SI….or countless other campaigns for lingerie companies that have stemmed from that….reminding girls to not let anything hold them back…but more importantly..that all that matters is their rockin’ bodies…and awesome tits… So here’s Nina modeling lingerie…again…it’s what she do….

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Christina Milian Lookin’ Alright for Bello Magazine of the Day

Christina Milian is my kind of mom….one who understands the importance of bouncing back into shape after having a kid…because no one..especially in her line of work…wants to see or hire a chunky mom…except maybe Weight Watchers….at least that’s what Jessica Simspon has taught us…. Seeing her posing with her big ol’ mom tits like this was pre-birth…back when she was just a poptart with a dream to get knocked up by a huge rapper and producer behind such hits as Justin Bieber…inspires….at least one person….who really really like Christina Milian…. Unfortunately, that person isn’t me…but I’ll post the pics anyway…I got nothing better to do.

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Michea Crawford is a Babe Pain de Sucre Swimwear of the Day

Michea Crawford is a babe….a babe who reminds me that one of life’s greatest tragedies is that I didn’t stand outside her apartment screaming her name…or singing love songs I wrote about her…before she moved from Montreal to become the next big thing who hasn’t hit yet…but who will hit soon enough…I’m talking Victoria’s Secret…Sports Illustrated…I am convinced…cuz she’s amazing… Well it’s too late to cry over spilt milk…I can just admire her from afar…and my love song stalking probably woulda got me arrested…so I guess it worked out better this way….for all parties involved… I’m used to failing…it’s kinda my thing…

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Michea Crawford is a Babe Pain de Sucre Swimwear of the Day

Demi Lovato Inspires With Her New Tattoo of the Day

As George Michael told us so many years ago…and now Demi Lovato is reiterating….like some kind of evangelical ready to brain wash me and molest my children in exchange for a huge percentage of my money….money I’ll feel good about giving up…until finding out the evangelical is a fucking liar, homosexual, addicted to cocaine and all night choo choo train parties in 5 star hotels…the same things he convinced me was wrong to like….. Either way, this is a fucking religious experience people…Demi Lovato’s manic depressive bullshit spoiled brat arm is sent from fucking heaven to inspire us….that we do can stage breakdowns as easily as we can stage finding God….to help our careers and public image…So authentic…. Praise Jesus…Martinez

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Maryse Ouellet Modeling Her New Bikini Line of the Day

Maryse Ouellet is some 30 year old Montreal chick living in LA who I have never met because I didn’t frequent the stripclub she was working at before becoming a WWE model, wrestler, set of fake tits to make the experience of watching the shit less homoerotic, gay for pay, foreplay…. Apparently she has leveraged her low level of fame into a line of bikinis and since I encourage strippers to diversify their efforts, sure usually I’m working them to give me a blowjob in the booth, but a bikini line is okay too, especially when you spent all that money on your tits… Here are some of the catalog shots…they would look great on the walls of a gutter tanning salon….

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Maryse Ouellet Modeling Her New Bikini Line of the Day

Paz dela Huerta Erotic, Smoking, Pregnant, Fat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Paz dela Huerta is my dream girl…a crackhead hipster chick in the New York scene who no one really knows or gets because she’s just so high fashion and obscure….you know unshowered, dirty, cunty, and lookin like she’s been fucked so hard…so many times….and that is amazing… Sure she’s seen better days…I guess being kicked off Boardwalk Empire…her one gig she ever landed….and that her fall off..I guess to some…. But to me…this pregnant and smoking look not only works for her…but more importantly…is incredible and it works for me…not just cuz I love pregnant chicks who smoke…it is a fetish..and the only way I like pregnant girls…but cuz it reminds me how badly I want to taste the many flavors of Paz’s vagina….ghetto, grimy, trashy and insane….rub that grease all over my face baby..that’s all both of us need…. Seriously…this shit made life worth living today…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lacey Banghard in her 2013 Calendar of the Day

This post is dedicated to my man Travis…who hates girls with big breasts and who are willing to show off their big breasts in exchange for money and fame…. Which is a kinda weird thing to hate on…considering girls who are willing to show off their retarded big tits for such simple and obvious reasons…are fucking awesome….and not just because they are usually broken and have daddy issues…but because I get to stare at their tits. All this to say…Travis is weird. Here’s Lacey Banghard’s 2013 Calendar for those of us who like topless girls…

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Lacey Banghard in her 2013 Calendar of the Day

Lacey Banghard in her 2013 Calendar of the Day

This post is dedicated to my man Travis…who hates girls with big breasts and who are willing to show off their big breasts in exchange for money and fame…. Which is a kinda weird thing to hate on…considering girls who are willing to show off their retarded big tits for such simple and obvious reasons…are fucking awesome….and not just because they are usually broken and have daddy issues…but because I get to stare at their tits. All this to say…Travis is weird. Here’s Lacey Banghard’s 2013 Calendar for those of us who like topless girls…

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Lacey Banghard in her 2013 Calendar of the Day

Olivia Wilde’s Campaign No One Cared About for Bobo of the Day

People…mainly creepy perverts like you…love Olivia Wilde …even though she’s weak…and got herself a stupid fake name from an obvious character in literature…that is a sign of her insecurities…cuz she wasn’t confident enough to stand by her actual last name COCKBURN ..but then again…insecure girls are the only reason I get laid….and really who wanted to be named COCKBURN…especially when you have a vagina…cuz the imagery is just fucking evil on any cock that wants to climb up inside her… Well it turns out she did this campaign in September and no one gave a shit…so I’m posting it 2 months later….for all you fairweather fans…cuz I think she looks alright in it…sure she’s not in her bra for a movie role in it…but looks good none the less ….

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