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Khloe Kardashian Nipple For X-Factor of the Day

This is an unfortunate state of affairs….Khloe Kardashian has nipples which imply that she may be able to breast feed the animals she pumps out of her monster uterus….her dad…OJ Simpson would be proud…. Unless she’s not wearing a bra…cuz she’s a dude…as her shoulders would suggest… And the real issue in all this monster shit…is why the fuck is she hosting prime time TV There is something wrong with the world…as there is something wrong with this girl’s genetics…as there is something wrong with the fact it turns you on… She’s a Kardashian (legally) so primetime porn is kinda their thing.

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Abigail Clancy in Lingerie for Frank White of the Day

Abigail Clancy is a footballers wife and footballers sister…who played the game right… I have posted on before cuz that’s just the kind of disrespectful person I am…you know someone who likes to celebrate a woman’s hot body and her half nakedness as much as she does…you know…get naked…get in magazines…get on Top Model…land a pro athlete…get SI….get….pregnant for a good retirement plan….and who now is posing in lingerie for old times looking hot as fuck….

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Abigail Clancy in Lingerie for Frank White of the Day

Mona Johannesson in a Topless Photoshoot of the Day

Mona Johannesson and I have history…we used to fuck around with each other…or at least me with her IN 2010 …sure I only fucked with her in the form of one post….where I celebrated her perky tits…she wasn’t scared to show off….which are shockingly small considering she is Swedish….when Swedes are supposed to have bigger tits on average than any other culture…at least according to my titty average size research I have devoted my life to…before realizing the reason average tit size has gone up across the board is not the hormones in dairy but cuz girls be getting obese….not that this model has to worry about that…cuz she’s lookin’ tight bodied and lovely in this unknown shoot…and as far as I’m concerned…that’s all that matters…

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Mona Johannesson in a Topless Photoshoot of the Day

Joanna Krupa Bikini for Attention of the Day

Joanna Krupa has been grinding at this bikini model shit longer than I’ve been running a blog…from Maxim to FHM to years of fucking silence…cuz girls who have fake titties and decent bodies are a dime a fucking dozen…and there are actual models everywhere who are better suited for this shit…and the reality is…she never landed a respectable fucking job…but fucked a producer, got on Dancing with the Stars…even though she was never a fucking star…but the show needed cleavage dammit…there’s only so much Steve Wozniak a motherfucker can take when his wife makes him watch the smut as quality family time…cuz the TV is our babysitter, our brainwashing evil box, that allows us to focus on other people and their lies…rather than ourselves… Now she’s a Real Housewife…because that’s just the kind of low level garbage she is…but at least she’s in a bikini… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Akon Spots Obama at a Georgia Shell Station of the Day

Wow…..this doesn’t seem wrong at all…I mean all Southern gas stations should have black mannequins representing the president hanging from a noose….it just makes fucking sense right….you know with all that slavery shit they once fought for…. It is nice to know that we don’t live in a racist America….not that I live in America…but you get what I am saying…and if you don’t…that this KKK shit is fucking crazy… You see I make fun of every race, color, gender, sexual orientation, political position….I get called racist all the time but I actually love everyone…and firmly believe we are all idiots….and all God’s children… So this kinda hate….especially when fed to ignorant retards…is just not good for much….it isn’t even funny…if anything it is almost fucking scary…. Happy Erection Day….Vote for me.

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Akon Spots Obama at a Georgia Shell Station of the Day

Nicole Trunfio Landed Non Nude Model Work for Madison Magazine of the Day

It is a sad day in every models life…at least as far as I am concerned…and at least as far as her fake tits are concerned…where she moves away from being the awesome nude model NUDE MODEL I have written about over and over again …because I celebrate nude models….to becoming some boring fully clothed model moving into the mainstream thanks to the help of her more famous friends…and I that is a fucking tragedy….

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Nicole Trunfio Landed Non Nude Model Work for Madison Magazine of the Day

Emily Osment in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Haley Joel Osment is an interesting child star because he has become Emily Osment…. You know most child stars, when they are no longer cute or interesting to the public, you know after puberty….turn to drugs and self-destruction to deal with the rejection the world has thrown there way…but this proactive young man…said…you know what…I’m gonna do this girl thing cuz life is way easier for girls..girls don’t even have to be hot or pretty…they just have to be willing to get half naked… So here he is promoting himself in a bikini for his instagram….unless this is actually his “sister” and not just a front…but how would you explain them never being in the same room, at the same event, or in the same picture…. Exactly.

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Gisele Pregnant Bikini Pics of the Day

Gisele is pregnant with Tom Brady’s baby…or at least what I assume is Tom Brady’s baby since they are married….but at the same time I learned never to assume shit….because assuming throws out my conspiracy theory that this is movie magic make-up and that she’s just a tranny with a dick…that Tom Brady has his way with on the regular….via her asshole…cuz it reminds him of Football initiation games he grew up with…it’s all about team building…it’s not gay if it builds morale… Even if she isn’t a dude…pre-op…she’s still a pregnant girl in a bikini which as far as I’m concerned is equally unnatural. Here she is trying to draw attention to herself during Victoria’s Secret fashion week now that she is not part of that….

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Gisele Pregnant Bikini Pics of the Day

Gisele Pregnant Bikini Pics of the Day

Gisele is pregnant with Tom Brady’s baby…or at least what I assume is Tom Brady’s baby since they are married….but at the same time I learned never to assume shit….because assuming throws out my conspiracy theory that this is movie magic make-up and that she’s just a tranny with a dick…that Tom Brady has his way with on the regular….via her asshole…cuz it reminds him of Football initiation games he grew up with…it’s all about team building…it’s not gay if it builds morale… Even if she isn’t a dude…pre-op…she’s still a pregnant girl in a bikini which as far as I’m concerned is equally unnatural. Here she is trying to draw attention to herself during Victoria’s Secret fashion week now that she is not part of that….

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Gisele Pregnant Bikini Pics of the Day

Gabriella Toth Naked for fART of the Day

Gabriella Toth is a nude model who you won’t find much on if you google her…and she is modeling nude in a magazine called fART that I am posting because I like naked girls….especially when they are combined with something called fART cuz I find fART funny…especially when it stands for Fashion & Art….when they probably should re-worked their name into something I little less frat boy….but maybe that’s the “irony” of the whole thing…you see cuz fashion people are obnoxious cunts like that….and Gabriella Toth is hiding her cunt in their magazine…and that is really what matters.

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Gabriella Toth Naked for fART of the Day