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Kelly Brook Lingerie Stage Show of the Day

Kelly Brook is in a lingerie stage show…where she pretends to be an actor..when really she’s just a woman pushing 40 willing to use her big old tits to get noticed….cuz they’ve worked pretty good for her so far…and she’s only got a few more years left in them to really fully utilize them to their full – early retirement – potential. Here are some pics of her performing….in a Burlesque show called “Forever Crazy” that is probably not about the abortion she got and pretended was a miscarriage….

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Kelly Brook Lingerie Stage Show of the Day

Jenny McCarthy Old Lady Implants in Costume of the Day

As old and as annoying as Jenny McCarthy is….I find these pictures of her dressed up for Halloween kinda hot…sure it would be more interesting if it was a pic taken at the special school for autistic kids that her son attends on their Halloween party…instead of outside a Vegas club…you know where all good mothers go to celebrate Halloween well into their 40s…all half naked and shit….because I always prefer to see women…even older women dressed slutty…wearing push up bras…when they normally aren’t that kind of woman…when they are Playboy playmates from the 90s it is kinda expected…but the one redeeming factor, other than that she is still hot…even in her 40 year old skin…is that her tits are probably only tweens. Good costume. Good times. I’d love to have the opportunity to give her another disabled child. I feel like my weak sperm and her weak uterus are a match made in handicap kid making heaven…..we can have an army of them….all the parking stickers our hearts desire…never again will we have to walk more that 20 feet to the entrance of the mall…our future together is so bright. TO SEE MORE OF HER IN COSTUME FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jenny McCarthy Old Lady Implants in Costume of the Day

Kate Upton’s Behind the Scenes Titties for Skullcandy of the Day

Kate Upton was the big sloppy tits for a Skullcandy Campaign and a couple of days ago, they released a behind the scenes video where they specifically focused on Kate Upton’s big sloppy tits…cuz I guess when you pay the bitch 10,000 dollars – 20,000 dollars a day to be in your stupid fucking promo video since she’s an it-girl and people will notice…you might as well focus on the only thing that matters about her…. Watching this annoys me as she sucks in her stomach and behaves and moves in a way that makes me hate her…totally unsexy and playful in a bad way…but at least she’s still got them titties.

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely’s Got a Hot Dress of the Day

This Rosie Hungtington-Whitely character is pretty alright. I think she’s going places…unfortunately none of those places are into the sex dungeon in my basement…or more importantly…in my mouth. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lane Lindell in Some Guria Lingerie of the Day

Lane Lindell is some pageant girl who represented USA in the 2008 Miss World competition, where she was a semi-finalist….which to me means she was still a fucking loser…even if she won the evening gown portion of the night….. She’s also a sorority girl from Florida, was born in 1990 and has a wikipedia page that is giving me all this riveting information on her, when all that really matters is that she’s a catalog model for a lingerie company I have never heard of…making moves to get a head by getting half naked…probably not her number one dream strategy to reach the fucking top…but one of my number one ways to reach the top…along with sex tape…. I figure….some of you may like to jerk off to catalog pics as a tribute to when you were growing up before the internet and catalog pics were all you had to jerk off to…I am not that kind of guy.

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Lane Lindell in Some Guria Lingerie of the Day

Coco’s Wet Tits Have the Best Hurricane Sandy Coverage of the Day

I watched CNN earlier to see what was going on with the Hurricane…and I never watch CNN because it is the biggest pile of sensationalized shit and it makes me nervous that it is the number 1 news source for America….but they sure have great graphics to distract our small minds…and they do have a great way to make big deals of all things unimportant…when really if they are gonna be smutty about it – they might as well have hired Coco….cuz this is awesome…the best Hurrican Sandy coverage to date. Seriously…

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Christina Milian Nipple in a Costume of the Day

I don’t even know if I am looking at a nipple or not…I am just gonna assume that I am…because it makes my day feel like it has more purpose…than when I do posts that don’t involve nipple…not because I think nipples are this sacred thing or that I can even jerk off to a nipple like I was 12 years old….but because I figure looking at a picture of Christina Milian in costume promoting shitty booze…is just better or really only worth lookin’ at…if there is nipple in it…otherwise it’s just another single black mother whoring herself to pay for the baby formula…which is one of the more depressing things that happens or that I am reminded of…every time I go to the strippers….

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Jessica White is a Victoria’s Secret Model of the Day

I know I am too cool for Halloween….and I have been hating on the shit all day….but I do approve of some costumes…and that is when they involve little to no work…like when a girl just figures “I don’t have a costume, I’ll go out in my underwear with a mask”….you know the low impact, last minute, poor planning, this is what I have lying around kind of costumes….you know not that purchased at a sex shop, typical trash…or rented and obvious…or something custom made that involved tons of effort…cuz all you really need is some underwear for a good costume…and I think Jessica White is the ghost of Halloween future that brought me hope and new found appreciation for the Holiday…but maybe I just like that her name is white but her skin is black…but I think it’s got more to do with her dressed like a lingerie model…when she is a lingerie model….she played halloween right. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Joanna Krupa Hilarious Half Naked Posing of the Day

Is this for real? Joanna Krupa is “a model” by trade…and she posted these pics of her posing on set of some bullshit you know isn’t a big deal….and I am loving it…cuz she’s posing in a way that looks like she’s mocking modeling…you know like how three drunk girls at a bachelorette party would pose for the camera….or how you’d expect them to make fun of models on shitty shows like SNL….but I think she’s being serious and I guess that’s part of the reason why she’s never really made it…but has somehow managed to work the reality TV circuit…all because she was in Maxim a few times in 2000….back in the last end of the world crisis….that paved the way to be the hot girl on Dancing with the Stars for the husbands to stomach bein forced to watch that shit in the one TV trailer park households I assume watch that show….cuz if everyone on the shit was Mario Lopez and Kathy Griffin…spousal abuse would surely go down…but throw in some hot enough pussy…and all of a sudden it all becomes ok…. Either way here she is in some pics she felt were good enough for you to see…so she obviously likes them….even if they are clowny as fuck.

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Joanna Krupa Hilarious Half Naked Posing of the Day

Mena Suvari Cleavage Shot of the Day

Hey Mena, from that angle, you don’t look like you have an alien of a head…..you know this picture makes me laugh because most girls are angling themselves so that they don’t look fat…and have mastered the perfect look or pose to make their insecure spots look good or less obvious…they have a good side….and have spent years doing it…and in Mena Suvari’s case…she’s like “show tit, angle head like this, and I’ll look like a human, no one will notice I am visiting from afar to see how our experiments are going”….and I find it funny knowing she probably took ten pics of this before feeling like her forehead was just right and in a place at an angle she was comfortable with I guess that’s why I’m posting this.

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Mena Suvari Cleavage Shot of the Day