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Alyona Subbotina for Treats! Magazine of the Day

I just recently found out that one of my friends runs Treats! Magazine….and I got excited because I actually really love what they are doing….they have merged porn, erotica and fashion, which is pretty much what I would like to be doing…and they recruited some of the hottest fucking models like this Alyona Subbotina to be in it….they figured out the master fucking formula and maybe I should ask for a fucking job…ideally as a fluffer for these awesome models….Keep up the good work…cuz this shit is hot.

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Kathryn Barnhardt Sex Scene from Boardwalk Empire of the Day

I watch Boardwalk Empire…even though I don’t have a TV..I just find random places to watch it…and I usually lose interest in the first 5 minutes…because I have no attention span…..apparently even for the nude scenes…cuz I missed this scene this week because I was eating pussy, but I do remember seeing a dude get his face smashed in, cuz that’s when the girl I was eating out got finally got wet…that sand paper turned to creamy goodness and I was concerned for my life but not because she got turned on during a murder scene but because the girls I have sex with usually come with terminal illness….and/or bacteria that can lead to terminal illness….I got high standards like that…. Thanks to the internet….I don’t need to pay attention…here is the clip.

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Kathryn-Barnhardt-Boardwalk-Empire.flv

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Fergie’s Leather Pants of the Day

Like a typical homosexual man dressed like a heterosexual, glammed out girl on her way out to a rager in the gay bar filled with cocaine and designer drugs….Fergie has slipped her old, haggard, ass that has seen many cock, but that remains so delicate and lovely and classy, into a pair of some leather looking pants…and for some reason….that may stem from holding her hand once….I want to lick this things off of her…you know slowly and drawn out until they disolve…just to get a chance to experience her genitals even with the 10 percent chance she has a set of testicles….I’m crazy like that…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Krysten Ritter for Prestige Magazine of the Day

Krysten Ritter is some awkward Katy Perry impersonator looking girl…who apparently also acts in movies…..and is pretty unknown to me…bu making moves because magazines I’ve never heard of are doing photoshoos of her half naked in vintage bikinis or lingerie or whatever that is…all glamourous and not very erotic….and I’m posting it because I assume she has one fan….who is probably weird as fuck…and probably knows all her vitals and every line she’s ever spoke in movies…he memorizes them as he sketches her out of semen on his basement apartment wall…cuz that’s what happens when you do movies…you attract weirdos…..especially when you look like a weirdo….weirdo. She’s so intense…..

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Krysten Ritter for Prestige Magazine of the Day

Sarah Harding See Through Leggings of the Day

Sarah Harding is wearing her leggings the way all girls should wear their leggings and that is with underwear underneath it because underwear under leggings always make leggings see through…while no underwear under leggings make leggings act as pants…cuz for some reason leggings are only see through with underwear…modern science must have an explanation for it.. I don’t know how many times I’ve been walking behind a girl in a black pair of leggings totally unaware that her underwear is fully exposed in a way that she might as well not be wearing pants….because she either likes it or because she doesn’t have friends, family, boyfriends nice enough to tell her what’s going on….but I do know I love every single time it has happened….even in pictures of useless UK fabricated popstars pushing 30…. TO SEE THE RES OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Hayden Panettere’s Nashville Promos With Implants of the Day

Hayden Panettiere is cast in a new show called Nashville and these are the promo pics for the big event that premieres on October 10…..but her implants are premiering today…in her tight white dress. The show is about a falling country star and a rising country star we will call Taylor Swift who is played by Hayden Panettiere….but more interesting are her implants in her tight white dress….implants that I think were a smart choice cuz they balance out her otherwise boxy body and broad shoulders…implants that I am sure her circus sex partners enjoy because they have something more than shitty pecs to grab on….implants that she probably got from her momma…cuz if you’ve seen her mom…. PLASTIC SURGERY ….is kinda common practice…hell maybe these implants are her mom’s hand me downs…but just cuz she looks like a gutter hooker doesn’t mean she’s a gutter hooker, this is hollywood people….they can afford their own damn implants…

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Hayden Panettere’s Nashville Promos With Implants of the Day

Rihanna in a Bra to Promote Perfume of the Day

Apparently this is Rihanna promoting perfume in lingerie….despite the fact that this version of Rihanna has pretty big tits…when real life version of Rihanna doesn’t…but I guess topless girls with shitty tits don’t sell perfume as topless girls in push up bras do…I mean I am not a girl…but I know if I was…seeing a topless chick in a push up bra would make me want to buy a scent that I doubt smells like child prostitute turned pop star….or even like unshowered, battered wife, but of something a lab came up with and Rihanna signed off on for Royalties…cuz it’s all about making motherfucking money with little to no work….it’s way better than being a chamber maid at a luxury resort in her home town.

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Christina Aguilera’s New Cover of the Day

I have a question…How many of you have masturbated to the new cover pic for the X-Tina – I think she goes by Christina Aguilera now…cuz X-Tina was too erotic and lean for someone so fucking large……and disgusting….because I guess she’s addicted to emotionally eating cuz she can now that that world has embraced her fatness and accepted her as more than a poptart with implants and a big irritating singing voice…which is unfortunate…cuz I like social pressure on all girls to look awesome and think this is bad for the fight against diabetes as fat girls everywhere say “well I’m not as fat as Christina Aguilera so I can afford to have this slice of Pizza”….bad fucking news. I am not sure if she’s a mermaid in this shit…but I am sure she’s not exploiting her one redeeming quality in her obesity….her tits….what a disaster.

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What’s Contemporary by Patrick and Victor Demarchelier of the Day

Here are a bunch of models…their names don’t matter because they are pretty much interchangeable, replaceable, every girl wants to be a model and will get topless for it, since it is Society’s stamp of approval, you know letting them know they matter, that they are hot, and that they don’t need to work an actual job, here’s a ton of money to just sit there and look pretty….and for some reason, a reason I call hot girls….it is porn to me… So here are models: Toni Garrn, Frida Gustavsson, Constance Jablonski, Monika ‘Jac’ Jagaciak & Liu Wen for some topless photoshoot….

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What’s Contemporary by Patrick and Victor Demarchelier of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Tits for Fashion of the Day

Suki Waterhouse is some UK socialite who pretends to be a model…and now pretends to be an actor…and that’s ok with me…because she’s not ugly…because there is nothing worse than an ugly socialite…cuz they still have the obnoxious socialite attitude and they still think they are the best cuz they have trust funds and daddy issues…and they still act like Divas….but their looks just don’t fucking support it…where Suki Waterhouse…can be all the cunt she wants…cuz I want her cunt…and the more cunt the merrier….

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