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Zippora Seven Naked for Russh Australia November of the Day

Posted on October 8, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Zippora Seven is naked for Russh Magazine…she’s a 20 year old New Zealand model with the coolest fucking name…who more importantly gets naked for fashion…something I support fully…. These pics are from the latest issue of Russh, but 4 years ago, the same magazine published pics of her topless at 16….what some would consider kiddie porn or inappropriate..but what fashion considers art, or high concept…perfect cover for all you creeps…

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Hulk Hogan Sex Tape of the Day

Posted on October 5, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Someone posted this on my FACEBOOK …..and had to post it because staged or not…. it is amazing…. It is the Hulk Hogan staged sex tape he is pretending isn’t staged….but that he was set up for….or at least clips of it with amazing captions of the conversation….. He says shit like “I feel like a pig”….after fucking he says “you’re awesome”….talks about how his son’s girlfriend’s twin sister wants his dick….and shit is legendary. It would also explain why Hulk was hanging with Kim Kardashian the other day, you know to celebrate each other’s porn work…maybe discuss strategy on how to make it work for them from one sex tape producer to the next, kinda thing…. And all this to say…I fucking love sex tapes. I need to see more of this. Apparently he girl in the sex tape is Heather Clem…I have no idea who that is…..but I can tell you she’s trying to get famous even with her shitty face….but more importantly I have no idea who the guy who says “you guys do your thing” is….but I know they are all master minding…cuz this bitch wants fame more than she wants bigger implants… Oh…she’s married to Bubba from the Stern show….really gold digging and climbing from the bottom up…. Either way, this is way better than his 80s Hulkamania work out set….and the life lesson this teaches us is that we are all fucking whores….

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Looking Down Jessica Alba’s Shirt of the Day

Posted on October 5, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I keep holding onto the Jessica Alba dream because I am dated, out of the loop, I don’t leave my house and I don’t pay attention to the new Jessica Albas, the up and comers, the future….but after seeing her deflated mom tits in a bra, I figure it’s time to say goodbye to yesterday… Alba’s an old lady, a mom, and even if she bends over in the rain wearing a black bra, all for the paparazzi to say “look at me, I’m still here and stylish, relevant and hot”…..I think it’s time to catalog her in the box in the basement of our minds as a teen dream we used to jerk off to and eagerly await hard nipple pics of….in a time that is long gone. She’s done, or at least I’m done with her, but here’s one more run of Jessica Alba for the believers. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Sheilla Castro is a Brazilian Vollyball Player Posing Topless of the Day

Posted on October 5, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know she’s not actually showing off her fucking tits..but she’s still fucking topless where I’m from….and I hate when assholes like me lure you in by saying a bitch is topless…but really do you want to see a pretty manly…professional athlete…not famous for being sexy kinda face… You see in the Olympics, the vollyball players are the babes, you know the ones to watch cuz they wear skimpy bikini bottoms…but in life…they are just tall as fuck monster looking women…who even when they try to look hot in these magazines….aren’t…but I’ll still stare at their fit asses….even if they are a little boy-like.

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Miranda Kerr’s Weird Face You Won’t Notice Cuz She’s Half Naked of the Day

Posted on October 4, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I was always on the fence about Miranda Kerr’s face…because she has a weird face, that is normally not as weird as it is in this shoot that I can’t quite figure out what happened in…but no one ever notices cuz she’s always half naked….an amazing strategy for a girl with a weird face I guess…and I’m not writing her off….I’m still happy to stare…but maybe Victoria’s Secret needs to spend less time photoshopping out nipples and more time making a girl look like she isn’t having an allergic reaction… Either way, she’s still a babe.

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Sophie Reade 2013 Calendar Shoot of the Day

Posted on October 3, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This reminds me of an era before the internet filled with white trash posters sold in music stores of cheesy fucking girls with stupid fake 80s tits in stupid settings with captions like “rear admiral”….you know a time before the internet….you know shit quality women in shit settings half naked….but you know what…I still jerked off to it….so thanks Sophie Reade for keeping the garbage alive….

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Doutzen Kroes for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Posted on October 3, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These shoots are always the fucking same…but you know what…they work…cuz I’m still looking at them, talking about them, even though the models in the shit don’t fucking matter…despite how hard they market them into being celebrities….they are interchangeable…but still awesome half naked……

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Paz Vega GQ Mexico Oct 2012 of the Day

Posted on October 2, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Paz Vega in GQ Mexico and the world said “Who is Paz Vega”….except for all the hispanics…because they know and love…even if they hate…every single hispanic who has made it in the world of entertainment…they buy, support, endorse, and do all they fucking can to celebrate one of them making it….even if his hispanic is not even hispanic…but just Spanish from Spain….the laguage she speaks is enough… She’s been in movies like Spanglish…..and she’s the for L’Oreal Spain…and she’s now in GQ Mexico looking kinda hot for a 36 year old…

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Carmen Electra is Too Old for this Outfit of the Day

Posted on October 1, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Carmen Electra doesn’t realize that there comes in time in every farmer’s life where he has to take his old cow, or sow, or mare out back and put a bullet through her fucking head because she is no longer of use to him as she’s not producing and just wasting resources…and even if he still loves the beast and likes to bet her and take her to pasture to graze….there are younger and hotter versions of her to pick-up her job where she left off… Seeing a 40 year old dressed like this on any day that isn’t Halloween is just awkward….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Aubrey O’Day’s Thong to Get Her Noticed of the Day

Posted on October 1, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Isn’t this offensive as fuck…but for some reason I love it….I guess this pig needs some attention….cuz her hustle isn’t working out as well as she thought and this is the only way she knows how to do it….I’m ready for the sex tape….even though I don’t find her hot at all…I’ll watch anyone fuck…especially when they are eager.

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