Holly Madison is one of those chicks that used to be on Playboy that is so blonde she does not know what day of the week it is and here she is showing off her breast in this topless oops video clip while she is in public Continue reading →
Like most girls…Lucy Pinder has tits…but unlike most girls…Lucy Pinder has life changing tits…tits that inspire…and that she has made a living out of…but I think I am just tapping into my animalistic hormones today…cuz every girl I see is giving me fucking boners…all because they don’t look like my wife….even if they are old enough to be my wife…or maybe…Lucy Pinder’s a babe…..a babe who knows her worth and shows her titties to prove it…cuz really…tits aren’t a big deal…
Another Euro Mag has managed to bring back the good old fashioned paparazzi scandal pics that feel like they aren’t staged like all the modern new age paparazzi pics…because looking at them makes me feel like a creep stalker on the fire escape peering down at a girl changing her bikini….but not just any girl…the future Queen, Pauper turned Princess, every girl’s Disney Dream…. You can take the girl out of the public pool or beach, but she’s still gotta change out of her bikini…that trashy luxurious lottery winning slag….and the nice thing about it is you can kinda see some beaver action if you have awesome nerd pervert vision…..that clearly I don’t have…cuz I only consider it a vagina shot if I see labia blowing in the wind…this series of shadows and pixelation from the printing and scanning just confuses me…but I’ll do my part as a member of the commonwealth to jerk off to it…cuz peeping on anyone…especially a flasher who likes it…is hot. Fancy.
Emily Ratajkowski has tweeted me once…before she was famous for having the single best body in the fucking world right now….at least according to me right now…as I am inconsistent and easily distracted and fall in love with hot bodies every fucking day….but not all those hot bodies acknowledge I exist…even though I’m amazing and runnning massive PR for them… There are 1000s of Emily Ratajowski’s in LA trying to make it….and now that this Emily bitch is too big for me…too famous…too much of an ego onto working with bigger sites…I’ll still look at her twitpics but I won’t look at her instagram cuz she’s blocked me….but I like to think…I’ve fired her…to move onto new vagina willing to get nakeed for fame….
Before today, the highlight of Denise Richard’s career is that she was a hooker for Heidi Fleiss when she wasn’t getting cast in movies….because people forget she’s only been in 5 movies in her life and after blowing that on blow….it goes pretty fucking fast….and people also think I am lying…but I tweeted it to her once and she went nuts, was reactive, and we all know that’s a sign of guilt….. Sure, her threesome with Kevin Bacon was alright, her Playboy showing off her fake tits was alright, her marrying Charlie Sheen and having a breakdown was alright…….. But the real Highlight of her career…is that she’s hiring photographers to shoot her old body in a bikini for old times….for whaever reason…and it is awesome, she is fit but maybe I’m just saying that cuz she looks like a muppet.
This H&M shoot of Saskia de Brauw is amazing. It’s almost pornographic….. Saskia de Bauw is should be my girlfriend…I would tkae her to all the magcal plaes…. I don’t care what they are selling….cuz what matters is that they are giving fucking boners away for free… Saskia I love you as much as I love fake fitness…
I am only posting this because I think it is funny this Daniela Katzenberger exists…. She’s famous in Germany and has a song that was number 19 on the German charts, the same charts that paid David Hasselhoff’s rent in the 90s, which is not saying much about her talent….here’s her video for you to judge her yourself….it has 17,000 views so clearly number 19 in Germany doesn’t take much….it’s a Samanatha Fox remix…if that’s saying anything about her for those of you older than 30. She looks like a tranny, an attention seeker, her mom was on Big Brother and she had her own show where she tried to meet Hefner and be in playboy…neither worked… Now she’s producing awkward, low quality, almost satirical calendars…ad hey got my attention…. Hilarious….this made my day…which isn’t saying much about my day…
Sarah Harding is some UK chick from some fabricated Reality TV band and she’s out making moves wearing some pretty rockin’ shorts….if wearing short shorts is really moves…especially considering she probabyl called the paparazzi and figures it’ll be a good media hit now that she’s 30 and it’s almost gonna be too late for her or at least too late for people to consider her antics cute….especially considering everytime I leave my house every girl 16 – 25 is rocking something similar….which in and of itself is more exciting cuz it isn’t 30, expired, with a hungry uterus screaming to be fed sperm to make fetus….even if desperate once famous pussy with the energy to have a second wind is kinda hot when it has a body like this…and I guess that’s why I’ve fell into her trap. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I have already posted and showcased Sofia Vergara as my favorite thing at the Emmys for some sick reason….. I genrally hate over 35 year old women, no matter how curvy, exotic, busty, or accented they are…..I can only assume I was won over by her latina spell that I can only assume she had some witch doctor make in some Colombian lab….that lead to this career, and by witch doctor I mean a member of her family who was supplying Hollywood with all its cocaine opening some pretty important doors….it doesn’t matter…because I’m hooked…and that was before I saw thesee pics of her dresse ripped open, busted at the zipper, because her ass is just that fat and tasty, you see cuz even if this shit looks like it was maid for a tacky hispanic graduation, it was probably 10,000 dollars and hand crafted, making the zipper break that much more substantial, cuz if it was some Walmat prom dress shit that it looks like it is, I’d expect this….but the fact that it isn’t just shows how much power that ass has…an ass I want to eat….in hopes of getting some of its powers…. The only unfortunate thing in all this is her underwear….no one wears underwear to these things….unless they are in a mini skirt…so maybe just maybe it was staged….or she’s drippy…. Sexy as fuck regardless. If this post teaches us one thing….you know one valuable life lesson…is that I can turn hate into love just by seeing a little nudity….that’s all it took for me to change my opinion of her…a broken zipper and a golden fucking ass. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Rihanna posed in some high waited shorts and a bikini top like a teen girl who listens to too much Miley Cyrus….because she’s likely got less of an education that them.. you know pulled out of school at 14 and unregulated like the American kids in show business because she wasn’t American…but more of a refuge, stowaway, orphan, child bride…whatever you want to call it….it worked for her and she’s famous and rich and doesn’t need an eight grade education….all she’s gotta do is post pics of bikinis on the internet and sing the occassional song and bitch is set…in ways even tourists who visit her country aren’t….and as long as she’s putting up the bikini pics and there is a volume button on the radio…I dig it…cuz There’s just something about Rihanna, and that thing is not that she lets her men beat her, but cuz she just speaks to my soul….and by soul I mean penis…and by penis I mean I’d love to make sweet love to her even if all she’s into is fucking…..since no one makes love anymore…we are all just emotionless, porn influenced, perverts grinding out….it is really tragic…
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