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Lindsay Lohan is Still Amazing of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is wearing some see through outfit craziness and I like it…sure it is not quite enough battered, ravaged, damaged, destroyed, scared and scarred, atrophied, thick skinned, cold, dead, dry, freckled, labia for me….especially based on her certain low level, used to be famous, going broke stature…..but I like how she’s playing all coy with the camera, like she didn’t call them up to tip them off to pay attention to her cuz that’s the only way she can get attention…..you know trying to bottom feed the media…when all she really needs to do is act in a good fucking movie and not be a nutcase about everything in her life…even if being a nutcase gives me boners….baggage is erotic. To See the Rest of the Pics of Lohan Looking Hot FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Taylor Swift Running is the Pic of the Day

I do not give a fuck about Taylor Swift. I don’t find her hot. I don’t find her interesting. I don’t care how many houses she has or how many vintage bathings suits she looks awkward in, I don’t care who she is dating, or if he is a Kennedy, or if there is a 4 year age gap and he’s only 18…I don’t care if she moved in next door to him like a stalker creep…I just like seeing her run like a skinny awkward bitch….almost like watching the nature channel…all flailing her arms like a clown….it makes me laugh…and that’s what this site is about… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Irina Shayk Modeling Underwear of the Day

Irina Shayk is modeling lingerie….looking amazing….she’s come a far way from being a soccer groupie with a dream….you know debating what strategy to take to get out of her Russian existance and make it in America….and the good news is…she keeps on giving us the half naked….I think that’s where her skills lie….I mean that and fucking her way to the top… Good times…

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Candice Swanepoel for Some Brian Atwood Campaign of the Day

I am doing a bad job of playing it cool with Candice Swanepoel, cuz if you actually read this site you will know that earlier today, I decided that I wasn’t going to make this an unofficial fan site for the bitch, even though I’d like it to be, cuz she’s perfect…because that would be weird and ruin all chances of ever tricking her into having sex with me, cuz my kind of fan behavior, is often criminal….sure, I like to think of it as passion, because when you find a special sex kitten you want to pet all day…you give it your all…but the law is less accepting of those things…. The good news is that I can always masturbate to her pics…and so can you…Here she is being the best damn model around for some campaign I like….

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Barbara Palvin in her Bra for Terry Richardson of the DAy

Barbara Palvin is some 12 year old model who I assume is 18 by now, but who might as well be 12, because I’m old as fuck and so are you, and jerking off to a barely legal is some creepy shit that we all have to undertake cuz it is in our genetic code to want the youngest, hottest, most fertile, fittest, bustiest girl….cuz back when we were cave men…there was no age of consent, we just took what we wanted….just another example of how society is breaking us down with our own man made rules… That said, Barbara Palvin is an immigrant, is a teen, is spectacular….but the reason she’s top of her game just doesn’t make sense to me, cuz at 18 I wasn’t working for huge corporations….and I was living in America…so for some immigrant to make it this far at this tender age…I can only assume questionable behavior was involved and that makes her all the more erotic. here she is in a bra – making moves…

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Sara Jean Underwood & Emily Ratajkowski Do Carl’s Jr of the Day

I don’t give a fuck about that Sara Jean Underwood bottom feeding playboy trash whore…..her G4 TV nerd bullshit, and her implants fucking suck… However, I am a fan of Emily Ratajkowski ….even though she ignores me and I generally hate girls who ignore me….it makes me want hire bikers to “tickle” them with force….because tickle is the new rape…. It may have to do with her duck lip injections…or the fact that she looks perfect when she is NAKED….and I Mean PERFECT …. She’s not famous yet, only 5,000 people on instagram and twitter care about her…but she is gonnna be real fucking famous within a month…and I like that…even if it took riding Sara Jean Underwood to get there…. I like to think I was up on this first…but don’t like that I didn’t get up in this before it was too late…and it is alredy too late…she’s too big to talk to me…but at least I can always jerk off to her….she can’t take that away from me….

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Prince Harry Naked Party in Vegas of the Day

If you were born into the Royal Family, second in line to be king, raised with no mother and a queer as fuck father, with access to millions, an heir to billions, as high profile a socialite they fucking come….you’d be naked in hotel rooms banging random naked girls for your friends to watch…in fact you’d be doing that even if you weren’t a billionaire, second in line to be king, spoiled brat rich kid….it is what life is all about… This isn’t a big deal considering he’s had pics of himself dressed up like a Nazi…dude’s just into having a good time…and I appreciate that…people need to lighten up…this is what life is all about…..maybe not your boring 9-5 Suburban Christian life…but the life of anyone who isn’t a slave to a miserable existence…

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Camille Rowe Hot for Free People of the Day

Camille Rowe is an amazing model WHO I HAVE POSTED NUDE PICS OF IN THE PAST ….sh’e fucking hot, has great pierced nipples she’s not afraid to get paid to show off in pictures, like a good little model whore I would want to make an honest woman out of, if honest woman is defined by fucking a bitch up the ass til I cum while she’s asleep…..you know I’m classy like that….

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Olivia Wilde Boring on the Beach of the Day

I can’t stand Olivia Wilde…partially cuz I don’t know who she is or what she has been in, but mainly because I hate stage names….I get it…her real last name is COCKBURN and that shit doesn’t really scream sexy, sex object I want to have unprotected sex with….if anything COCKBURN was probably responsible to a lot of ridicule and teasing when she was growing up…you know in the 80s when teasing was allowed and didn’t become lawsuits against the school, the bus company, all parties involved, etc….you know when teasing made people make moves…like changing their name before getting famous to something that isn’t COCKBURN…cuz the only time I like thinking about COCKBURN is after fucking the toaster, or when applying ointment to my wounds, and even then…I’m not really a fan… She’s on the beach, she’s uninteresting, she should be in a bikini, but I’m posting it anyway… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS

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Mila Kunis Decent Booty Shot of the Day

I don’t know when this Mila Kunis picture is from, I just know that her ass is in a pair of leggings, but more importantly, that this ass that is in leggings is getting fucked by Ashton Kutcher, despite the remnants of Culkin’s semen attached to the asshole like some kind of tattoo she can’t remove…scars really….that won’t be as offensive as the fetus growing in her womb that we all know is weeks away from being announced…cuz that’s what happens to girls at 30 who really feel connected to old friends from when they were 14 who they’ve grown up together in Hollywood with….something no one can take from them…. I know people love her and think she’s hotter than she is….so that’s why I’m posting it…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS

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