Heidi Klum may be old. Her vagina may be destroyed by building out an army of half breed babies. Her dignity may be violated thanks to Seal’s scarred face ravaging her cunt in some tribal way before taking her with his 12 inches of Africa….you know cuz her sex life was set up like some kind of African Tribe on White Tourist horror movie women everywhere masturbate to cuz they are perverts and secretly want to be taken and violated by a big man with an angelic voice too….but I will still look at her in her bikini….
Melisa Haro is a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, or at least was a Sports Illustrated model, cuz even at the age of 24, she’s been retired and hasn’t ben in the shit since 2009…..pretty hard dealing with peaking at 21, but I guess not everyone gets into SI Swimsuit and at least she can always tell her friends working the diner with her about her glory days, provided she’s the kind of model who has blown all her money and unable to get knocked up by millionaires financing her life, forcing her back to small town hell…but for some reasons…I think models like that only exit in my fantasies… The good news is she hasn’t given up, and is still doing naked shoots for fashion, making noise, and that works for me
Miley Cyrus is the fucking best and I don’t fucking know why…she looks like a muppet with a below average face but the fact that she’s rich, skinny, and dresses like a teenage dream, totally overpowers all that is wrong about her, from her cunt behavior, to her crooked inbred eyes….I just hope she’s tricking teens everywhere to be more like her…cuz life without a new generation of sluts is a life I am not sure is worth living…
Christina Milian brought her mom body, semi-black woman thickness out in a bikini at some really pretigious/luxurious/ghetto as fuck east coast Indian reserve Casino pool party that is trying to mimic Vegas trashy pool parties and she instagrammed it…I am sure the local retirees who pulled up in their RVs were impressed. My favorite part of the experience wasn’t her t-shirt top she wore to avoid showing off wrecked, ravaged, not so fit mom body….but was her dimple cellulite ridden thighs….she couldn’ hide unless she was swimming in pants… Awesome
The name Jojo fucking annoys me….how can a bitch be taken seriously…or at least be treated like anything but a worthless stripper whore when she tells you her name is Jojo with a straight fucking face…I don’t care if she is just riding her branding from when she was a tween and JoJo was a cute idea…or if she is actually tacky enough to go by this stupid fucking name…but I do know she takes a lot of bikini pics from afar for instagram because her bikini body is better from far…and far from good…but with my low standards and appreciation for girls who have been fucked by black guys…good enough.
Amanda Seyfried was my favorite for about a minute a few years ago and I don’t really know what I liked about her…but assume it had to do with hr willingness to get naked in movies….at the same time as filming Disney movies…confusing me and her tween fans into trying to figure out why she was wholesome and G-Rated one month, and eating out Julianne Moore the next month, but her rocking tits on her small frame made it all ok….what also made it ok was knowing that Lohan wishes she pulled off what Amanda Seyfried has pulled off, you know this bitch came in and did a better job of it….and here she is with hard nipples…in workout gear…and I like it…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I get SO MUCH fucking hate about this Kate Upton pig….because I call her fat, or a fat chick in training, because the simple fact that all busty girls at 18, have guts that catch up eventually, no matter how hard they try, cuz being DD and thin at 18 doesn’t last….and struggling with food as her metabolism slows down….becomes the fucking reality… Well, I think this pic proves that the proof is in the pudding, the same pudding Kate Upton’s been eating too much of… Amazing how good I am at calling these things..
Candice Swanepoel is pretty perfect….except for the AIDS shit that annoy all South Africans when I bring it up…because unlike Candice Swanepoel, they didn’t get the fuck out the first chance they had….but instead they stuck around risking HIV transmission every time they dance too close to someone, share a drink, get sneezed on, hold hands, or sniff dirty panties/bike seats…..She’s fit, she’s rich, she’s hot as fuck and even when posing in boring catalog shots…I want to get her pregnant….and I hate babies, pregnancy, but appreciate hot pussy and K-Fed’s work ethic….and sometimes that overpowers all…. Boring pics, hot women….get up on it.
I don’t watch TV, because I hate being reminded how shitty humanity is, at least how shitty American media and the people it exploits are… You know, all filled with trash, smut…. The kind of sensationalism that is so pathetic and obvious and void of substance or creativity that makes TV networks scramble for hits, willing to give shit like Honey Boo Boo’s bikini waxer his own franchise of shitty TV.. Polluting the brains of everyone…but giving people something to talk about at the water cooler while wasting away for the man like drones….brainwashed, and controlled… It is the devils work…. Teen Mom is one of those scripted reality show like all other scripted reality shows…filled with trash….and now one of the trash stars people look at and say “thank god that’s not me, but let me make a brand out of her while hating her, making her money and being the actual joke in the equation cuz I do it for free”…..is releasing an album… By the sounds of it…which are horrible sounds….it is a joke….but I’m posting it anyway, cuz this is the American Dream….you bunch of fucking freaks.
These are not new pictures of Latvian Sabine Jemeljanova who moved to the UK to learn English, but instead managed to become a Glamour Model for NUTS and Loaded, which was better than her other option of stripping, you know with great tits and broken english, options are limited, and thank god for that, cuz she’s fucking hot, something I never normally say about these low level Glam models, even though I embrace and appreciate all they represent and all they’ve done to not become cashiers at Walmart…. Here are a bunch of her pics, all of which are amazing.
