Joanna Krupa may not matter, and her career may not have ever hit, and she may have tried to launch herself into celebrity by doing a show that kills celebrity, Dancing with the Stars, but she’s pretty fucking lovely in her bikini….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
20 Minutes ago….a miracle that isn’t a miracle at all occured….Ashley Tisdale posted a picture of her in a bikini top on Instagram and thousands of people “Liked” it….thne she deleted it….. But thousands of people care about her and her posting bikini top pictures that she deemed ugly…because they focus more on her broken down face and less on her fit body and tits…even though that is what matter…and all it took for these 1000s of people to like her shit…was being cast on some shitty show 5 years ago…only to do nothing since…making her relevant according to society…and don’t really care, and I’m not gonna hate, cuz I always encourage physically and mentally disabled people…whether they are born that way or a product of a horrible nose job….to get out there and do something….I am a hero like that… THen she posted this pic…where she doesn’t look like her busted self…while hanging with other girls I’d totally fuck…Instagram magic I guess….
Sofia Vergara is in Capri….posing on Yachts in a bikini like she was some 20 year old…even though she’s 40…reminding everyone that if you have fat tits, you might as well attempt to follow your dreams cuz eventually your singlye mother destined to be a stripper destiny can shift…all depending on who’s penis you put inside you…cuz even if it took her 20 years to get there…she still made it fucking happen…even if it was through prostitution….and now she’s the one sitting on yachts today, while I’m the one in three day old underwear with what I think is either BBQ sauce or chocolate melted in my hairy chest thanks to no air conditioning….but then again it’s not really a who has won situation, since I never got up on this race, but I can tell you, most single mom’s I know from South America, aren’t doing Hollywood shit so that’s gotta count for something, even if in the grand scheme of things, it doesn’t fucking matter at all….
Micaela Schaefer is pretty amazing, not in a talented, interesting or original way….strictly in a self promoting, exhibitionist, trying to be a glamour model before turning 30 kind of way…leading to toplessness, publicity stunts, that actually work and get her a fan base, because dudes are so easy to seduce, all it takes is tits… These are some pics from her topless calendar, that I can only assume she’s producing herself, and that is like every topless, implant titty photoshoot before it….all low level stripper quality and shit…and I am into it….
Courtney Cox is old. She is also the less attractive bitch from Friends, 15 years later, more importantly, she is a victim of “I can’t believe this bitch had sex with that man enough to make babies and get married”….onee of those “I can’t see past her sexual history no matter how hard I try”…cuz sure she has no standards, but you can’t slot me in with David Arquette’s sloppy seconds eater….if you know what I mean….not to mention she’s old….making for a real unfortunate state of affairs…the only thing going for her is that she’s rich, not fat, and will never be alone for those reasons alone….even if she’s old…cuz there’s always a younger gold digger willing to get up on an old sitcom fetish…like her boyfriend co-star who posted these pics of her on twitter….spotting opportunity and jumping it…possibly cumming inside of it…hoping it isn’ t already menopausal….
Miranda Kerr is substantially more interesting when she’s getting naked for fashion….you know proving to the world why she’s a top model…and making us forget that she’s had a kid…which is really what I think her biggest legacy to the world is….not random half naked photoshoots you can jerk off to , but proof that so many lazy new mothers out there are bullshit who use their baby as an excuse to justify their weight….kinda like blaming your dog for a fart…but the more serious and less attractive disgusting version….all while Miranda Kerr stays hot…..
Jessica Szohr is some Gossip Girl hipster looking trash with hipster prison tattoos that likely mean nothing more than she’s trying too hard to be different while being exactly the same as all her hipster peers, no that I always hate hipster or tattoos, I just do when it is the Hollywood version…..cuz Hollywood is one massive lie…. Well she wore a shirt with no bra, as Hipsters do to be edgie and fashionable….showing a little nipple…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Mila Kunis is alright…especially when not fat for a role and when not fucking Ashton Kutcher or Culkin and his AIDS…and especially when photoshopped for a magazine eating ice cream in short shorts….I am into this even if I hate her and all she represents…..but every once in a while she looks good….This is one of those times,,,,,
Sabine Jemeljanova and Ellis Cooper are a couple non-celebrity, decent looking bitches, who are even more decent cuz they are willing to get naked for Loaded Magazine, who probably pay them very little but who give them a stamp of approval that allows them to take their career to the next level, or more likely that will allow them to cut the line at night clubs, or even get paid to host parties, cuz that’s really all they were looking for out of life, and it sure beats being a stripper…I like this hustle….it is pretty much amazing…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Front Magazine is doing things right…They are finding hot nobodies and turning them into their own celebrities….probably paying them very little…but making them get topless in the process…usually showing off some rocking fucking tits, reminding us that real celebrities are a fucking headache, especially when there are hot eager everyday chicks who want to be famous willing to a lot for exposure…..I dig it…especially when the tits involved are so abnormally huge…..and amazing….