Heidi Klum looks so good from this angle, it is almost like she never let a black monster ravage her cunt until it shat out 4-8 kids… Maybe she’s on the Secret Internet Fatty (SIF) kick, and just knows the right angles to snap pics of herself so that she doesn’t look like a fucking slob in her 40s… But then again she’s Heidi Klum and has a bit of a responsibilty to herself, her brand, her career to put some effort into maintaining her body as best she can, cuz that’d be like a doctor with no medical degree….putting the same hustle as my internet girlfriend Alisa…….
Kristina Shannon and Ida Ljungqvist are pulling exactly the kind of stunts you would expect from girls of their caliber, you know the kind of bitches who rely heavily on being in Playboy and are trying to keep the jobs coming in…it was that or a SEX TAPE LIKE HER TWIN SISTER, BUT I GUESS THEY REALIZED THAT THAT HUSTLE FAILED HARD AND ONCE YOU GO PORN YOU CAN’T REALLY TAKE IT BACK ….but lesbianism, that shit is flexible and forgiving….I mean kinda like living out twin fantasies so well cuz that’s what their trailer park dad used to make them do….only that was already tapped out…so doing what so many college girls have drunkenly pulled this for male attention before them…is almost fucking textbook solution…especially for a low level Playboy twat 6 years after being in Playboy….and I am kinda into it…even if I like her BLACK LOVING TWIN SISTER BETTER … To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Britney Spears just posted this bikini picture of her on Facebook and I figured I’d relay the message to you…I am not entirely sure what the message she is trying to get out to the people is…I just know this is a textbook case of a girl help captive by prisoners and abusers who need her because she makes them huge money…tying to cry for help using her kids strategically so that her handlers don’t catch on. This her sending out smoke signals, she knows a bikini pic will get reach, so look for clues, we can save her before it is too late…even though when she hit 30 and already dropped a couple kids out of her uterus, it was too late…. All this to say, save yourselves before saving some rich as fuck, money making machine who has won the lottery that is life even if her life sucks and she stages these pics for help in her bikini…but take the time to check her out in her bikini cuz all girls in bikini are good.
Melissa Satta is a 26 year old Italian-Amrican model, TV presenter and actress, at least that is what she wrote in her bio, because I’ve never heard of the bitch…..and the reality is, you should see the number of girls I talk to her are “models” just because some low level photographer gives them 50 bucks to take nude pics of them…or because they were hired to give out samples at a music festival…or because they are signed to some shitty agency that doesn’t get them work but that gives them a stamp of approval even if they are the fourth fucking string…. The world is filled with hot girls and the real hot ones tend to be the ones who don’t call themselves models, tv presenters and actresses….. The reality is that she left America for Italy to break into the scene, it is easier to do MTV Italy than doing MTV where she’d stand no chance, then she banged some footballers, or soccer players to Americans, got into the media, and now she matters…. That hustle can also be considered sleeping her way to relevance, or prostitution, only instead of 100 dollars an hour, she gets in the media…. And who really cares, because at least she’s taken the time to get some implants to make her irrelevance a little less irrelevant…. You see, cuz I like tits. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I am warming up to Arianny Celeste….only becasue my friend is obsessed with UFC and always talks about the shit and the only way I can stomach that faggot, rubbing on each other like a gang of closet cases, greased up in booty shorts, is to look at the implant, hard bodied, Vegas Showgirls they turned into celebrities by casting them for the part of the only thing straight in UFC…. Sure I prefer when she’s naked on hotel balconies getting spy photos taken of her, but that’s only cuz her legal team comes after me and makes me feel closer to her, you know on a spirital level of implant titties and hard bodies…. Point being, her talent lies in getting in bikinis and taking pics of her, and as far as I’m concerned that’s the best talent around…here she is in some self produced bikini pics which I like cuz it makes the paparazzi obsolete…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Here are some pics of Courtney Stodden offending all your troops.. Every holiday or national even, this bitch and all the low level, simple minded trash with fake hair, tits, and fake tans….come out of the woodwork and stage stupid themed shots, because that’s as deep as their brains function….or maybe because they are just enthusiastic about their whore lives….like the stupid stripper who plays the part with a smile, eager to pull out her American Flag bikini cuz she thinks it fucking makes her a better person versus the angry one in the corner, pissed off that this is her life….and I guess bitter and angry is less fun than bubbly and half retarded by hot….because it is less depressing….so I can’t hate this shit, I just embrace it and wait for her to jump into porn…. The world needs these kind of obvious and boring but date specific shoots by low level cunts to survive. Otherwise we would all implode with Courtney Stodden’s three remaining brain cells. I am convinced. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Here are some pics of Courtney Stodden offending all your troops.. Every holiday or national even, this bitch and all the low level, simple minded trash with fake hair, tits, and fake tans….come out of the woodwork and stage stupid themed shots, because that’s as deep as their brains function….or maybe because they are just enthusiastic about their whore lives….like the stupid stripper who plays the part with a smile, eager to pull out her American Flag bikini cuz she thinks it fucking makes her a better person versus the angry one in the corner, pissed off that this is her life….and I guess bitter and angry is less fun than bubbly and half retarded by hot….because it is less depressing….so I can’t hate this shit, I just embrace it and wait for her to jump into porn…. The world needs these kind of obvious and boring but date specific shoots by low level cunts to survive. Otherwise we would all implode with Courtney Stodden’s three remaining brain cells. I am convinced. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Here are some pics of Courtney Stodden offending all your troops.. Every holiday or national even, this bitch and all the low level, simple minded trash with fake hair, tits, and fake tans….come out of the woodwork and stage stupid themed shots, because that’s as deep as their brains function….or maybe because they are just enthusiastic about their whore lives….like the stupid stripper who plays the part with a smile, eager to pull out her American Flag bikini cuz she thinks it fucking makes her a better person versus the angry one in the corner, pissed off that this is her life….and I guess bitter and angry is less fun than bubbly and half retarded by hot….because it is less depressing….so I can’t hate this shit, I just embrace it and wait for her to jump into porn…. The world needs these kind of obvious and boring but date specific shoots by low level cunts to survive. Otherwise we would all implode with Courtney Stodden’s three remaining brain cells. I am convinced. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
20 Hours ago….in a land far away…called Israel…where the Jews walk freely…Bar Rafaeli prosituted herself for her own clothing line….by swimming underwater in slow motion in a thong…in what was probably the most obvious, low level concept a woman could run herself through in order to get attention….it is the basis of the myspace profile pic….the instagram “look what I’m wearing, it is a bikini or panties or what I sleep in, in front of the mirror to get followers”….hustle that girls have been lucky to find success with since the beginning of time…and I am good with it…survival of the hottest…keep the fatties working at walmart motherfucker….if you know what I mean.
20 Hours ago….in a land far away…called Israel…where the Jews walk freely…Bar Rafaeli prosituted herself for her own clothing line….by swimming underwater in slow motion in a thong…in what was probably the most obvious, low level concept a woman could run herself through in order to get attention….it is the basis of the myspace profile pic….the instagram “look what I’m wearing, it is a bikini or panties or what I sleep in, in front of the mirror to get followers”….hustle that girls have been lucky to find success with since the beginning of time…and I am good with it…survival of the hottest…keep the fatties working at walmart motherfucker….if you know what I mean.
