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Miss Universe 2011 Leila Lopes in a Bikini Maxim Portugal’s June 2012 Issue of the Day

I have done a post on MISS ANGOLA / MISS UNIVERSE 2011 / Leila Lopes’ Tits Before …..back when she won Miss Universe…not cuz I follow beauty pageants or even find the dumb cunts in them remotely interesting, although their answers to questions are always so fucking moronic…that you kind of have no choice but to appreciate them for what they are….especially when there is a bikini pageant associated with it so that we can focus on what is important…their tits not their brains, you see cuz we aren’t zombies here….but sometimes I wish I was on bath salts that turn out to not be actual bath salts making me feel like an idiot for trying to smoke the floral scented bath salts I found in the bathroom because that kind of power is what I need behind me to enjoy sex with my wife…

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Miss Universe 2011 Leila Lopes in a Bikini Maxim Portugal’s June 2012 Issue of the Day

Arianny Celeste Ignores Me On Instagram of the Day

Arianny Celeste’s life is so full of fake tits on display it is insane….it is like she’s a stripper or some shit…oh right…she pretty much is….A vegas showgirl turned UFC ring girl to some….a fucking whore to me…trashy but richer than other whores….giving her the resources needed to keep her fake tits up to date with their latest fake tit technologies – because without fake tits are all she’s good for… These were all posted the last 36 hours…Maybe I am bitter she doesn’t follow me back on Instagram…or answer my lovely messages I leave her….or maybe I hate celebrating tacky cunts.

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Arianny Celeste Ignores Me On Instagram of the Day

Kate Upton Hides her Tits for a Clothing Campaign of the Day

When all you have going for you is tits….I strongly advise you use them to your full potential…because it is far too soon for bitch to think anyone wants to see her not showing off her tits….you know cuz that’s usually when all starts to crash…a level of cockiness that just gets the best of a bitch before it really should…. Her career is a 5 year window at best, and she’s already pulling this kind of diva shit posing fully clothed with Kellan Lutz in Dylan George and Abbot and Main’s fall 2012 advertisements like she’s fucking made it. Fuck her for doing so much wrong in this campaign.

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Kate Upton Hides her Tits for a Clothing Campaign of the Day

Shalom Harlow Titty For Fashion of the Day

I posted PICS OF SHALOM HARLOW FLASHING SOME DUDE FOR A PHOTOSHOOT ….This is the photoshoot. The irritating shit about this bitch is that she’s no even a fucking jew…and for someone with a hot Jewish girl fetish…that disappoints me….. But at least she shows her tits, like a fashion hipster bitch in her 40s that no one cares about that she is.

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Shalom Harlow Titty For Fashion of the Day

Ellen Pompeo Shitty Bikini Pics of the Day

Ellen Pompeo isn’t hot…but she’s in a bikini and luckily as a man married to a fat as fuck bitch…I find happiness in a skinny, lifeless ass…it is probably the reason I have so many dead heroin addict hookers in my basement….no, I have those for sex. I know dead hooker jokes have lost their appeal now that people are actually podcasting necrophilia on the internet…it’s the hottest shit in the gay community….and will eventually trinkle into the straight world like it was anal sex…. But if a bitch looks like a zombie or a corpse…with a lifeless ass on the beach…something I’m not used to while surrounded by obesity…I have no choice by to go down that dead hooker road…but only cuz a dead hooker is probably hotter than this shit…even though I’m not into dead hookers….but I am really not into Ellen Pompeo.. This post confuses me. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Ellen Pompeo Shitty Bikini Pics of the Day

Bekah Jenkins in her Bathing Suit for Elle Mexico of the Day

Bekah Jenkins is some model I’ve never heard of from the USA, born in 1985, who has done random shoots I’ve never posted, probably some nudity if you look for it, cuz she’s old enough to know that she better get fucking bigger gigs before 30, otherwise it is over for her, and the only way to do that as a model is by getting naked…..unless you think doing Elle Mexico is a big deal…when the Mexican version of everything, except maybe Coca Cola cuz they use real sugar and authentic tacos is usually the lazier, less effective, slower moving and not taken seriously….especially when talking about Mexican bloggers.

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Bekah Jenkins in her Bathing Suit for Elle Mexico of the Day

Michelle Hunziker Hot Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Michelle Hunziker is a very hot mom….who likes to get into a bikini and show the world who doesn’t know who she is…her awesome tight mom body that should encourage more bitches to get knocked up at 18….because you can assume the body bounces back a lot better until looking closely at the cast of Teen Moms, your wife and mother of your kids or Jamie Lynn Spears….reminding us that Michelle Hunziker…whoever the fuck this always in a bikini bitch is…is not the norm…..also reminding us that just cuz her ass is fit…doesn’t mean her mom vagina is too….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Michelle Hunziker Hot Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Sam Faiers Flashes her Tits of the Day

The TOWIE is some bullshit show from the UK that is officially called The Only Way is Essex…..and since I am not from the UK…I just have their queen on my money..in theory….but unfortunately for me…I don’t have money….so I really have no ties with the motherfuckers…but I do have ties with all bottom feeding attention seeking trash who pull their tits out of their shirts or bikinis to get a little attention…so here is one of the cows from that show – udders out. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Gretchen Rossi in Her Bikini a Tao in Vegas of the Day

Gretchen Rossi is some useless weathered cunt from some Desperate Real Housewives shit that I refuse to watch because I think it was sent to us from the devil… You see I hate women like that…I see them all the time….and they consistently disgust me….not cuz they are rich or married to rich guys…but because they are tacky fake tan trashy rich women who look like gutter fucking strippers…when I like my High Society to be sophisticated, classy, like fucking the Royal Family.. I like to get my gutter trash for 10 dollars a song, 60 dollars a blowjob and 100 dollars to fuck….not from snobby,bullshit, society pussy that thinks it is hotter than it is and more important than it is….that doesn’t work and just spends their husbands money. The worst kind of hooker. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Gretchen Rossi in Her Bikini a Tao in Vegas of the Day

Fat Mila Kunis Gets Heckled of the Day

Unfortunately…I saw the first 5 minutes of the MTV Movie Awards…that were as interesting as an hour long commercial for every movie made last year targeted at 16 year olds could be. Russell Brand wasn’t funny….if anything he was annoying and people in the audience…even the people paid to be in the audience didn’t even laugh as his miserable jokes… The highlight of the first 5 minutes of the MTV Movie awards….were when Mila Kunis walked out, someone yelled at her, probably that she looks fucking fat as shit, all bloated as fuck….only to have Marky Mark and the funky bunch, who thinks he is a tough guy cuz he trains for shitty movies where he plays a boxer….to step up and threaten him….in what was not even dramatic enough to be interesting, unless you are like me, and wish you had he opportunity to heckle Mila Kunis…ideally with my genitals and her mouth…cuz fat or not…I’d still celebrate National Donut Day, 3 days late, only clit.

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Fat Mila Kunis Gets Heckled of the Day