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Candice Swanepoel Hot in GQ UK May 2012 of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is ridiculous. She is at the level of hot that you don’t really worry about her being from South Africa and the high AIDS rate her pussy has, because you’re too busy trying to cum inside her, knocking her up and making her someone you have to see the rest of your life….even if the reality is that you’ll really only come in contact with her in pictures, making getting AIDS and a bitch pregnant, but I guess that all depends where your hand has been….or more importantly….where the caliber of women you meet have been….not that you have to worry about that, you don’t meet women….you’re hopeless……

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Candice Swanepoel Hot in GQ UK May 2012 of the Day

Lydia Hearst Topless for Terry Richardson of the Day

For those of you who don’t know….I have a serious love for Lydia Hearst. She is the one girl who has put up with my constant asshole behavior, and who sees my jokes for what they are….jokes. She gets that this is the internet and who cares…..and we’ve had a pretty solid internet friendship the last 4 years because of it…it’s one of those horribly rare situations where I respect her hustle…and can’t hate on her because she chooses to model and act….when she could just work for the family empire or live off her savings….. But instead she makes allour lives better when she is smart enough to get naked for creepy, yet top fashion photographers, probably for free, cuz tits get hits….and they also happen to excite me…. You’re a good girl Lydia Hearst and I’m glad to be your unofficial drunken stepfather…keep up the good as naked as possible work…just next time do it in my mouth/on my face.

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Rita Rusic Flashes her Nipples and Shows Off Her Amazing Old Body of the Day

Old as fuck Rita Rusic looks amazing in a fucking bikini and that’s probably why this Croatian born Italian bitch in her fucking 50s is in her fucking bikini all the fucking time….her body just doesn’t make sense to me…I’ve POSTED ON HER MANY TIMES BEFORE ….always trying to figure out what the fuck she did right and so many lazy, American bitches did wrong. I’m thinking maybe she didn’t have kids and focused on what is important, staying hot, but the truth is that I don’t know her story and it doesn’t matter, what matters is that she exists…. What also matters is that she knows she’s got it going on and that’s why she flaunt it…not to mention she’s got a confidence in herself, cuz looking like this at 50 means you’re pretty much one of a kind, not to mention 50 being a lot of years to get fucked so many times, in so many ways, so many dirty and fucked up ways…..you know to keep things interesting that showing a little nipple isn’t even an issue….but that could be part of her growing up in the 60s, or being European and not scared of a little nipple…. Who cares…she exists. That’s what matters. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Autumn Reeser Shitty See Through of the Day

I haven’t heard much about Autumn Reeser since she was on The O.C., but then again I don’t pay attention to much, and only paid attention to The O.C. because it allowed me to talk to collge girls who were obsessed with the shit, it was like I turned from the creepy as fuck pervert to one of them, all I had to do was mention the latest O.C. episode….but that was a long time ago, now I’m too old to pull it off, and really Autumn Reeser is also too old….born in 1980….rolling in at 31….about to drop some babies out of her uterus…past her prime…but she’s showing some bra, and although it is pathetic and I can’t believe I bothered linking it…it’s still bra….lacy through a black shirt…and some of you may be into that….personally, I prefer real nudity….and getting my dick sucked…but whatever floats your boat…weirdo. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lauren Stoner’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Lauren Stoner is a hot body from Miami who is probably in Miami in these pictures taking in all the attention she can since that paparazzi is there in full force for WMC…..you know to capture the real DJ sluts that are actually famous….like Doutzen Kroes….and not these club kids with a shitty fucking resume and IMDB….who are trying to get famous….and who have really hot bodies that I wouldn’t mind if they were famous…although watching her struggle, gasping for air, like a fish out of water, pulling all stunts she can…..is a lot more enjoyable….even if I know if she does get famous she’ll only be cast to play the naked chicks….which is part of the reason she works out, starves herself, gets in front of the camera and most importantly…got implants… Who cares she’s hot enough for me to notice…. ESPECIALLY WHEN TANNING TOPLESS …you see cuz of that whole wearing a bikini dominating everything else about her. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Izabel Goulart Naked in Harper’s Bazzar Spain of the Day

I posted the cover picture of a pantsless Izabel Goulart and now the rest of the pics dropped. It’s friday, it’s nice out, what the fuck am I bothering with posting pics of some model pussy, that’s not exposed, and not on my dick, or in my mouth, running a marathon on my face with no legs…..I just don’t know, but let’s call it social anxiety, coupled with laziness, coupled with agoraphobia, coupled with an addiction of posting nonsense on the internet….. Warning. She is from Brazil and may have a dick.

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Izabel Goulart Naked in Harper’s Bazzar Spain of the Day

Kate Upton Skullcandy Titties of the Day

If you are a smart marketer trying to reach dudes between the ages of 16-29….Kate Upton is your girl. This internet sensation, who kills it on every guy blog out there, from hip hop sites, to frat boy sites, is considered by the masses to be really fucking relevant…. Since I sit on the fringes and I’m full of hate, all I see is Anna Nicole Smith at 19….busty as fuck, stripping in texas befoer marrying the billionaire and ending up 300 fucking pounds…. It’s the same negativity that when I leave the house on a hot day, my first thought is, OMG we’re all gonna die, the world is gonna blow up, 2012 is fucking real, thank fucking god, I’ve wanted the apocalypse the last 20 years, cuz humans are fucking shitty…… But even knowing her dark, sad future, I can always appreciate a 19 year old with DDs, even if the rest of her is soft, doughy and on a one way ticket to fat chick….and I guess so can everyone else….because they know how to live in the moment or some shit…fucking hippies.

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Elsa Sylvan Titties for Bon Magazine of the Day

Elsa Sylvan was born in Sweden in 1987. Has been modeling since 2006 and the highlight of her career as far as I’m concerned is this photoshoot for some magazine I’ve never heard of, with her titty pulled out and exposed, the way I like my titties, especially on fashion models, getting paid to do it, because it makes me remember than morally, they are just a gang of whore strippers looking for the good life, no matter how they try to white wash it, and no matter how many rockstars they fuck instead of johns after their shit, the core of their morals and values are the fucking same…and that’s hot…cuz strippers are fucking trash…but models are all glamourous and shit…especially when pulling out their tit.

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Katy Perry Bandages Her Tits in her Part of Me Video of the Day

Katy Perry is a talentless hack. She can’t sing, she can’t dance, and this video will show you just how good she is at not being able to act. She just milks bullshit pop that is heavily marketed to idiots, tapping into her personal life enough to make people really feel her….what garbage…… So in the video, she loses her shit, joins the marines, She bandages down her tits, she cuts off her hair, she flashes some underwear, she goes to bootcamp, because that’s the totally normal, stable thing a bitch does when her dude cheats on her….. I didn’t make it to the end, but home this crazy psycho bitch dies in some military friendly fire, from her own gun. Seriously, Imagine you found out some bitch you cheated on lost her shit and joined the maries, it kinda makes me feel uneasy….especially when you factor in that she’s ugly.

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Katy Perry Bandages Her Tits in her Part of Me Video of the Day

Jennifer Nicole Lee Gets Measured of the Day

I don’t know who this bitch is fucking….or how much she’s paying for the paparazzi to follow her around like she matters….because she doesn’t….she’s just struggling to get into tabloids later in life…because she used to be fat….prior to turning into a dude…all ripped and testosterone filled…to the point that I can only assume she’s had her women sex organs removed in order to get better tone….like all fat chicks who lose weight and think it is important for the world to be annoyed by their celebration of not being a fat chick anymore… I get that she shows off her implants and ass, is on the beach daily, and today, gets measured by while the paparazzi take pics…..but there are real celebrities I’d rather see pulling more creative publicity stunts than this dude. It’s cheap. It’s not hot and the whole thing is very fucking upsetting. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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