You wanna know what I like….White bikinis. It doesn’t matter who they are on. It doesn’t matter whether I know their name, their age or their fucking biography. It doesn’t matter what their measurements are, what size their tits are, how fat their asses are, their hip to waist ratio or even whether they have all their limbs, organs, or are dying of a terminal disease… All that matters is the white bikini. Especially when it gets wet. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Tulisa is that greek chubby chick from some shitty UK band who replaced Cheryl Cole on X-Factor….for probably doing exactly what she is doing in this video…sucking dick….even if you’d assume her dick sucking was the least of her skills thanks to her greek heritage and willingness to take it up the ass….. She’s denying it is her, obviously. She’s an idiot if it is her, obviously. She was getting attention with all her BIKINI PICS ….even though dick sucking footage is way better to watch… You see cuz there’s really no reason to show off her skills, or let her dude keep footage of her skills, she could have just as easily done this without a camera on….but you know what…she does a pretty good job….lots of effort…hand…and she shoould not be ashamed of this or deny it cuz really this is probably her looking her best….cuz you know what they say about fat chicks…..and that’s that they can suck dick to both prove themselves as being competitive with hot chicks….but also cuz their mouths and throats are well trained….who cares. TO SEE THE VIDEO FOLLOW THIS LINK
Coco is ridiculous but you don’t need me to rip into her…it’s all be said before. She’s a hooker, she found a john who is into it, who happens to be rich and famous, and who has the ability to help her put herself out there, like the hooker she is, cuz that’s what he likes about her. She looks like a clown, is tacky as fuck, she’s not hot, but haggard, as most retired hookers are, but yet she brings the fucking goods…..in the last week….3 pics of her half naked, and that’s better than any bitch I sext with does….and although she’s made of plastic, is dumpy and short, has fake hair and bad make-up…..that’s some good fucking output….and to hate on any bitch taking pics of her ass and tits…is to hate on the beauty of sluts and all things needed for us to jerk off. Let Coco go down in history as the hero she is destined to be…..and here are those 3 pics from her twitter the last 3 weeks…..cuz she’s a whore….who like all whores…thrives off the attention she gets from her whoring….you know cuz it’s nice to feel like your hard work is valued and appreciated….
I rip into Ashley Tisdale enough to encourage her to kill herself…I even have a series of posts that are called “Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch” that all stemmed from her winning a purchased teen choice award I just knew a call center in India was hired to vote on all day, making her the winner of some “hottest chick” lie that just couldn’t be fucking possible based on her face…even after the nose job..it was impossible…and as she accepted the award…all I could think about was how this would negatively impact the youth…the women of tomorrow…were ugly girls going to be confused and think they were hot too… Then….I went through a phase where I gave the bitch credit…I said, okay she has a shitty face, she knows she’s not hot, otherwise she wouldnt’ have got surgery or spent so many times hiding her face fromt he paparazzi, but she does work out over and over again….and like all butterfaces I’ve known…that is always the right approach…it’s like you don’t just fuck a bitches face, her body has the power to erase her fucking face, and if it is fit…shit dude…that’s fun to cum all over… But now…lloking at her in her bikini….her litle pudge from her period or something….I’m not digging it….I see ugly face, ugly hair, behind hat and glasses and a body….that doesn’t fucking rape me or make me want to rape when half naked…..I think it’s just time for her to hit up retirement. Save the bikinis for hot chicks. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
I like to culture you uncultured, white trash, redneck hicks every once in a while by bringing you clips of nudity from International movies and TV shows, because International movies and TV shows are far less conservative than in America and the women are better to look at….because they don’t try as hard… So here is a tight little tattooed body of some Belgian actress named Daisy Van Praet in some Belgian TV show called Witse……a body you’d expect to be more bloated and disgusting thanks the all the fries and waffles and beer…..but that’s ripped in ways that make you want to treat it like it’s a young dirty slut….making her talk dirty to you in dutch like a whore you picked up in the red light district back in college on your Euro trip through Amsterdam….only better cuz you don’t have to pay for it….and hoping she taps into her french side and gives you anal on the first date like they do in France….. Euro bitches are amzing even if they are just fantasy from a far away land that will never cross paths with you….cuz you live in a fucking trailer park eating SPAM and CHEESE PUFFS you white trash, redneck hick. Naked for TV in other countries…means naked on the internet. I’m into it.
I love me some long, amazing, naked, legs…..even if I know they are photoshopped to look this way….because I know that they belong to a model….and that they are probably spectacular even when not photoshopped to be on the cover of a magazine… I love how Spain does things….I mean, I am sure when the rest of the pictures drop…you know the inside pictures, they are gonna be fucking hot….you know since she’s pantsless on the cover….which is already enough for me to get excited about….without even thinking the inside pages will have some LABIA!!! I like the fact that everything is pornographic, even fashion and mainstream publications put out by Heasrt. It makes life more fun for my sad sad self….
I don’t find Lana Del Rey hot. I don’t find Lana Del Rey talented. I don’t mind Lana Del Rey’s songs, you know cuz I after falling in love with an ass that jogged by me the other day, unable to catch it, only to never see it again, I’ve finally experienced love at first site and loss, all within 1 minute, leading to me going home to listen to love songs….now I can finally related to them….I’m a loser like you. Either way, she’s beed done, she’s played out, she’s unoriginal, she’s garbage, she’s fabricated, but she gets a lot of youtube hits, and thus the world thinks she’s relevant, even if we know that without over production in studio, she’s just a rich kid that talks and can’t sing with a bad lip job, a lip job that based on this video of her in a classic Glam bathing suit, see that’s her hook, that’s what she does, old Hollywood bullshit, shouda been a tit job. I like the black and white…it makes her way more legitimate of a lie…I almost believe her so dark and tormented bullshit…. Who cares.
Amy Childs Not to Be Confused With Julia Childs ….although both have deep buttery racks…one of lamb….the other of titties but racks never the less….oh the french and their cooking….was modeling underwear for Ultimo…an underwear company…..and I liked it…. She’s a low level UK reality star….she’s 22…..and what she does really doesn’t matter….so long as it is half naked, in underwear, photoshopped because from my experience, 22 is the peak…it’s all downhill from here…so at least we’ll have the pictures to reflect on….as she thickens up like a demi-glaze sauce. Yes…I have a Julia Childs fetish, but only cuz I like rich foods and dead women who I’m not quite sure were actually women…it tends to be an issue.
Sofia Vergara is hot and bitch must know how to give great fucking blowjobs, cuz if she didn’t, she’d be working at a taco stand, or strip club, or married to a drug dealer in Miami or some shit. She would not be on TV. I have all kinds of theories about how she stood out amongst all he SPICS they were typecasting for hot spic roles, you know that she had drug ties in Colombia that fueled drug addicts in Hollywood….leading to some open doors….but I think it may just have to do with her tits…cuz tits…are magical like that….they lead to opportunity…. I posted a twitpic of her on set of this shoot a few months ago ….but the end result is far more spectacular….pantless, bust, and amazing.
Little alien headed Mena Suvari is on the hustle for her second revival as a pussy in Hollywood worth looking at…as long as you ignore her retard water head looking head….and focus on her INSANELY GREAT ASS ….because you know some of the most disgusting looking humans have some redeeming qualities, whether it is a coinslot perfect vagina, or nice feet. She’s recently divorced, she’s recently about to be in American Reunion, a throwback to the movie that made her relevant in the first place to the American Public…that I like to attribute to a make a wish foundation dream coming true at the retard school….even though she’s done or tried to do some more serious roles where SHE’S TOPLESS …she’ll always be typecast as the girl some dude had no business wanting in the American Pie Franchise….except maybe to work in his factory for half wages cuz that’s what you do with retards….that enterprising fucker….or for sex…you know cuz a vagina is a vagina….and a vagina matters with an ass like hers attached to it…. Who cares, here she is on twitter, saying “Look at me, I’m back, I’m here, I have a great ass, I’m not gonna spoil this second coming of Mena Suvari”…..
