Recent amateur pornstar Christina Hendricks ….one of the “victims” of a staged cell phone hack…..when really I feel strongly that we were all victims of her staged cell phone hack…cuz none of us want to see an obese chick naked…even if she has obese chick sized tits…even though it turns out everyone hates me for calling her obese….like I invented to Body Mass Index….or something…. Well she’s put some clothes on, got some photoshop on, and is in the latest Blackbook magazine, where she discussed, amongst otheer things, her obesity…at least that’s what I assume she talked about…cuz when I look at her…that’s all I seee…. Big titties don’t impress me when you’re fat motherfuckers…
When I first saw these pics I thought this Heidi Range chick in some erotic looking cleavage dress, you know the kind you’d expect to find on a stripper for her last song of the set, the song that is all romantic and full of theatrics, dramatic cuz you know it ends with her showing a room full of me her pussy for free, or in hopes one will pay her to give him a lap dance….the kind of dress you see at the sex shop on discount, or on Halloweeen as a costume, but never on a bitch in her late 40s…unless she’s a swinger and freaky in her old age…..but it turns out she’s 28…so she’s not at all too old for this shit…if anything at her sexual prime and ready for this shit…especially considering how hard faced she is, making making think her UK almost famous popstar from being in Suagababes with Cheryl Cole ass, fucked a lot when she wasn’t in her sexual prime….or maybe she just got ravaged by cocaine….either way she’s not too old for this dress, I jumped the gun….and now I am gonna go jump my neighbor cuz she’s busty. To See the Rest of the Pics Follow This Link
I don’t know anything about Lola Ponce, and really why would I care to, I have a hard enough time keeping track of my own life and people I come across, let alone low level bitches who happen to rock thong bathing suits they don’t mind bending over in while on the beach in public…even though thong bathing suits are fucking amazing, especially when the bitch in them is into bending over in public in them, because I’m a pervert, and when I grew up thongs weren’t all that popular, only strippers wore the shit and even now most girls I know don’t wear thongs, especially not the dumpy girls I get with, they just find thongs messy cuz they are too fat to wipe their asses proper, so seeing one always holds a close place in my heart…especially when in public…on the beach…bending over….and maybe now I’ll remember who Lola Ponce is…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Rihanna is such a wild a crazy girl….one who understands that the nipple is not meant to be hidden…especially when trying to differentiate herself for her old self who was some poptart shit…before getting beat up by a dude made her hard….I mean at least that’s what she wants us to believe…when I think she figured it all out at 14 when she became a prostitute for rich tourists in Barbados, the same tourists who made her career in America…cuz trust me there are girls who can actually sing in the islands there is no reason this daughter of a garbage man even the locals looked down on, would become this radio fucking hit maker she is now…..but I guess what it comes down to is that we are all fucking whores….and at least this whore embraces it and shows her fucking nipples for the world to stare at cuz really we deserve it for being force fed her shitty music every where we go….so thanks Rihanna for your whore roots and charitable contribution to the public that made you this machine you never were meant to be…..cuz you were destined to work the resort kitchen bitch, singing in church on Sundays….and you know it….. Why I’m directing a post to Rihanna like that high school drop out knows how to read is beyond me… Here’s the video with fake british accent paparazzi broadcaster….to make the whole experience more complete… TO See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
If you read the site you know that I love Kate Moss. I pretty much love all girls with modeling contracts….only because it means they are secure in their look, getting paid and living the good life….surrounded by other hot girls….partying and living in luxury….fucking rockstars…and being rockstars in their own right…. Even if this bitch has AIDS from fucking her needle sharing boyfriends without a condom….I’d still love to wear her vagina as a gas mask while fucking her mouth filled with HIV sores…..fucking rub those lesions on my herpes bitch….you’re just that hot… Here she is doing the whole nude thing that she does cuz she’s done it so many times before for Another Man…..unfortunately, not for me…..but at least I get to be an active spectator, if you know what I mean….
Jenna Haze is the reason I am not a judge at the AVN Awards anymore….not that it was a paying gig….but I still fucking hate her for it….see getting thousands of pornos a week before Christmas that I never watched made me feel so fucking relevant in society… The reason she hates me is simple, 99 percent of bitches in porn are insane. They have these egos, they think they are imoportant, or that they matter, when they are really interchangable with any pussy willing to fuck on camera…its not really a talent to fuck on camera…if anything, it’s serious bottom feeding….. See I’ve banged many girls in my life, and those girls all fuck just as good as porn pussy, they just aren’t as loud and theatrical about it, most of the time, and that’s a good thing…cuz that’s phony shit is what I hate about porn…. Anyway, I made fun of her in bikini pics years ago, saying she shit her pants, she cried to her boyfriend and possible faggot, Jules Jordan, Jules Jordan cried to AVN threatening to pull shit sponsorship, I got kicked out of judging….cuz money talks and that’s ok…. I still get to go to the awards and laugh at these dumb cunts who want so desperately to be mainstream, they’re just too busy escorting to take the time to make smarter career moves….dumb cunts…. So Jenna Haze, one of the biggest stars in porn in the last 4-5 years is now starring in Taylor Momsen music videos and the future must seem bright for this piece of shit hooker….big moves….for a big cunt….literally…all while Taylor Momsen pulls this poser, phony, rock and roll lie….trying to be edgy and dangerous…smoking…drinking…lesbianism…topless bitches…pornstars…..shocking…..what a fucking joke….try harder you fake…..even if nothing is actually authentic….at least do a better job being believable…. Here’s the video…. TO SEE PICS OF HER PERFORMING THE OTHER DAY FOLLOW THIS LINK
Jennifer Love Hewitt is the spokesperson for Eharmony – which is kinda funny considering she can’t keep a man and she would be desperate enough to turn to the internet to find love….even though she’s a snobby cunt and apparently not responding too well to the men Eharmony have been choosing for her…cuz she thinks she is better than them and that she deserves the best, probably another actor, even though male actors are pussies…and she’s not that hot…and no spring chicken…it’s just a spoiled cunt state of mind…that’s hard to beat out of her….. I have always said meeting someone off the internet is sketchy as fuck and I had never done it until recently…see, the internet is filled with weirdo trash and it is better to meet random girls in the park or even homeless pussy or street kid pussy…cuz they are usually more mentally stable than internet chicks… But some times you go against your better judgement when feeling alone, bored, or whatever and you make the mistake of meeting groupie girls off the internet cuz it feeds your ego…..ones who had your site bookmarked since 2005….the kind of girl you know can’t be normal if she read this shit for 7 years….but pretend she is because you want her to be…. The kind of girl who conveniently lived in my neighborhood…..who was conveniently engaged so it would never get too serious and who conveniently invited me to meet her over and over again….to which I said no over and over again…cuz I don’t fuck with internet chicks…..mainly cuz I usually assume there’s a van waiting for me at the meeting spot with guys with baseball bats….. So she found a mutual friend and got my number…at which point I shoulda run and hid like a paranoid freak I am…cuz that’s weird behavior….especially from an internet freak…..but instead I go along with it and agree to meet her…. That led to the last 3 months fucking her on the regular as she lied to her fiance…and to me….on some fatal attraction kick….professing her love for me, trying to marry me, trying to move in with me and my wife and other unstable crazy shit…. The whole time I fear being stabbed or murdereed by her in my sleep…not by him, cuz he’s obviously a pussy who lets his chick have relationships with other dudes…..but by her, cuz internet girls aren’t normal…especially when fans of this site….but the unprotected anal made me forget the level of internet loser I was hanging with. Luckily, she disappeared a couple of weeks ago….it could have ended a lot worse for me….cuz I went to a place I hate….with an unstable internet girl who will just become just a distant memory to me, unless she gave me AIDS, then I’ll have to think of her as much as her fiance will think of me everytime he sticks his dick in her…cuz let’s face it, when you give trash a ring, you obviously don’t think it is trash, and you sure as hell don’t think that trash is getting stuffed by strangers off the internet behind your back to the point where she’s decided to have a relationship with the person, but when you find out, cuz you always find out….shit gets messy…..but not as messy as her pussy after I came all over it. And that’s why I don’t fuck with girls from the internet…and why I will listen to my instincts next time…and here’s Jennifer Love Tits…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Californication is far less humiliating to jerk off to than David Duchovney’s work in the Red Shoe Diaries….even if the shit isn’t as hardcore as it needs to be….I still appreciate that cable TV has taken the route of giving the people what they want…in efforts to compete with movies and the internet….cuz TV without nudity is just some fucking homo shit…. See, I tried watching a few of the popular sitcoms the past couple of weeks and they are all fucking garbage polluting the brains of everyone….no wonder we’re all fucking doomed…you idiots eat that shit up, have no mind of your own…..but as bad as they are…they’d be better if the bitches were topless….and that’s where cable TV prospers…and network TV remains the corporate brainwashing devil….. Not that I watch any TV, I just stick to the nude scenes that hit the internet the next day, I prefer living my own life and making it memorable to watching some fake lives make my life seem dull….but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t….. Here’s some bitch named Camilla Ludington from Californication… Here’s some bitch named Sarah Power from Californication…. Here’s some bitch named Stephanie Fantauzzi or as I like to call her – “Thank God Its Not That Emmy Rossum Cunt” from Shameless….
Since its founding in 1987, South by Southwest has evolved from a small independent music festival into what can best be described as “Hipster Spring Break” as thousands of hard-partying kids with ironic haircuts descend on Austin, Texas for ten days of debauchery (as personified by the topless partygoer above). This year, Fleshlight is even sending porn stars Tori Black and Lisa Ann to wander the streets of Austin and take pictures of festival-goers with their new mascot, Mr. Bator…no, seriously . But don’t worry if your travels won’t take you anywhere near Austin this weekend- just check out Mr. Skin’s Hipster Chicks Nude playlist and you’ll be ogling more indie tits than the door guy at the super-secret Pitchfork showcase. Well, almost. Image courtesy of Village Voice Media
Jennfer Love Hewitt is on this kick to not be seen as the fat chick who can’t land a man or keep a fiance around cuz she’s clearly annoying as fuck…cuz with her level of fame, you’d think there are hundreds of weird, awkward fan boys, and perverts, who would do more than just marry her, marriage is easy, that shit involves consent….real love is when a motherfucker will kidnap her and lock her in the basement, starving her, making her too weak to scream during “playtime”…. I like that she’s by tapping into the only thing that really mattered in her youth….before her metabolism slowed down…her big tits on her small frame became overall fatness…. I like that she didn’t just kill herself, but found a second life….. But most importantly…I like that she’s slutting up and showing some tit….
