These are some screenshots from a paparazzi video of MIley in no bra, with her wonky inbred hick face cropped out, cuz she looks better that way….especially when she’s showing off her inbred hick tit in a t-shirt…that same tit that made her a fortune when it was just a budding breast on her young girl frame in a Disney Exec’s office…but more importantly…in a Disney Exec’s mouth…..cuz nothing comes easy…sometimes you gotta whore….
Sometimes all the world needs is some nobody from the UK you’ve never heard of posing in a magazine in her lingerie to make it a better place… Apparently, she’s some bitch named Abigail Clancy’s cousin, which is the level of fame you’d expect to see the girl sucking off bouncers to get in the club after name dropping her cousin, or on webcam making her pussy talk, and not just rockin’ lingerie in some UK mag, but her body is tight and like I said, sometimes that’s all the world need. See, I do my part to change the world….
It is pretty amazing how fucking deeply involved Terry Richardson is in the celeb world, that motherfucker sold out really well…He shoots every celebrity shoot for magazines and does every single major fashion campaign…and just the other day it came out that he banged Lohan….Living the fucking life…. But Today, on his rise, or stay at the top, he fucked up. He had Mila Kunis in Studio, someone I am sure he’s known from years back in NYC during her Culkin hipster years, you know since Culkin was in his book Terry’s World at least 7 or 8 years ago, back when Mila first got her pussy HIV tained by the child star…. Anyway, instead of Terry Richardson doing pics you can all jerk off to, like he did with the amazing LINDSAY LOHAN HALF NAKED …. He got her in a plaid shirt, like a fucking bull dyke, ready to go chop wood at the country cottage, before making an organic vegan meal. Motherfucker. Lost opportunity. The story of my life. To See Her in a Beater and Sweatpants Leaving the Gym Follow This Link
One of my pet peaves is when people tell me they are crazy, when I know real crazy people don’t know they are crazy, like me for example, I think I’m normal as fuck, but if you ask anyone, they will just tell you I’m crazy….. Crazy is over used, over prescribed, over medicated and just an excuse for sane people to justifyu why they “fucked” up or feel fucked up, you know a lapse in judgement, that also works for the courts to get them less jail time….for a breed of people that just suck…. Real crazy, I’m talking actual instutionalized crazy….is hot….primal fucking instincts….just masturbation all day.. that leads to some of the best sex you can get….scary at times..you know since the people who don’t know what the fuck is going on, or who the fuck they are, or who the fuck you are….especially when you work the institution and are in charge of the straps…on night shift…. That’s why this Karolina Kurkova and Crystal Renn shoot is so hot….how all Victoria’s Secret shoots should be done….
It is spring break and I missed it because I was in bed dying of AIDS or a cold, but more importantly, cuz I hate Florida and Cancun, as trashy as I am, I have no interest wasting my time to go Van Wilder, you know giving out herpes to passed out slutty coeds like it was my job, which I like to think it is my job, since I don’t actually have a job….in either of those places…since both those places represent hell to me…throw in dumpy Jersey Shore loving 21 year olds, and it makes it fucking worse…cuz either I’m old, or I just don’t have patience for retarded bitches, there’s just too much hate in my soul, boiling up in my blood, to just go with it…even if sex is the end result….I get angry too easily….especially at shitty girls….you know the real idiot kind…. But this bitch Katrina Bowden who I’ve Posted Her in a Bikini Before doesn’t seem to mind it, probably cuz she’s getting paid to be there, and she’s wearing a bikini top, and it’s so fucking exciting, I think I just shit myself….
I like guns. I like shooting them. I don’t care that they kill people or that they are accessible cuz matches are accessible and burning down your neigbor’s house is just as deadly as going in and shooting up your neighbor’s house, as long as you lock the doors properly….. I never fell into that whole girls with guns fetish, it just doesn’t turn me on, even though shooting guns turns them on….cuz I guess it makes them feel lethal and dangerous and bitches love excitement… I have fell into that whole staring at crotches in short shorts, panties and bikinis like I was a fucking gynecologist though….so that’s why this picture of Vanessa Hudgens, our favorite little hair monkey holding a gun, speaks to me….shit she could be holding a bunch of bananas, a diet coke or anything, cuz as long as the crotch is focal point, nothing else matters….Tip Via Celebribabes I was looking for more pics of these bitches Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez on twitter cuz this gun shit is from a shit movie they are making, you know in efforts to make this post even better and more robust….but unfortunately the only one posting any pics is some fatty named Ashley Benson…who is also in the movie and doing all she can to get noticed by associating with the more important sex offender and child pornographer… TO SEE PICTURES OF HER IN SHORT SHORTS ON SET WITH SOME CLEAVAGE FOLLOW THIS LINK
Only in America can you be a bloated old rockstar and still get hot chicks like this. Here’s Motley Crue front man Vince Neil at some event last night with a whole busload of hotties. Alright so I did a little research and it turns out that he’s actually at an opening for a topless bar in Las Vegas. That makes more sense. I don’t really care what the event is, I just like random hotties wearing hardly anything at all. Enjoy.
Wrestling is the gayest sport on TV, firstly it is not a real sport, but guys acting, secondly, those guys acting are half naked and grinding each other like a gang of queers, for little boys to watch at home and simulate with their friends…in what could be the single reason gay is so popular now, that’s to the 1980s… So I can assume you really want to see Hulk Hogan fuck, or see what he looks like when he fucks, you can just watch this clip of him working out in ’87, it’s probably the same thing, just a little older, greyer, with some nasty striper porn bitches in the Mix…. But if that’s not good enough, there’s a Hulk Hogan sex tape that’s being talked about. Apparently between his divorce and his remarriage to a girl that looks like his daughter, he went on a fucking rampage that he doesn’t remember, but that someone captured on video…. Now it never really happens like that, but they like to pretend for the press, I know lots of legalities come into the mix and all these sex tapes are usually leaked…. What it comes down to is that I want to see everyone in the world have sex, so this works for me. While you’re waiting for it to drop – weirdo – FOLLOW THIS LINK TO GET ACCESS TO MOST OF THE CELEB SEX TAPES EVERY RELEASED THANKS TO VIVID. Now here are some pics of him being a dirtbag creep..with his daughter…amazing how the love a father feels for his daughter is sometimes so strong he needs to cop a feel and jerk off to it.
These could be some old pictures of Alyssa Miller topless for fashion, and they probably are, but I figure hey can’t be that old, considering she’s only 21, and even if they were, it wouldn’t really matter, because topless pics are timeless, I know plenty of dudes who can still fap to vintage playboy shoots, or nude scenes from movies that were made decades ago, or even to pictures of their own mom’s in bikinis…..so these particular pics of her nipples are new to the site, thus new to me, thus new to you cuz I do this all day and if I haven’t seen them, then you probably haven’t either…. If throwback nipple pics isn’t enough for you, here she is for Ay Yildiz Swimwear in 2011…..for no reason other than posting half naked pics of her works for me. You’re all a bunch of fucking dirtbags….
At this point, we’re pretty used to Rihanna writhing around for a variety of reasons. In her newest Armani Jeans ad, it’s because she can’t sleep. The minute-long B&W spot features RiRi in her bra and panties (no big deal, we’ve already seen her topless) having a restless slumber before an early flight. (Not surprisingly, … More » Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Idolator Discovery Date : 08/03/2012 19:11 Number of articles : 2
