Here’s some 21 year old, chubby, main character on a show called Pretty Little Liars who was once in “Bring It On: In It to Win It”..or as I like to call it the “Bring it On” that went straight to DVD and no one saw….. Her name is Ashley Benson, she looks like she got some short shorts on….and that’s the end of that story…I know fascinating…I should put it in my diary…or even my memoir… Who cares about any of these twats…That’s what it comes donw to… To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Miranda Kerr got paid big to do this ad in Japan…where she’s singing in Japanese, a fetish of mine cuz I love hearing bitchs speak in other languages…ideally to my dick… I guess she’s big in Japan…and it turns out that I am also big in Japan…but only cuz I am big everywhere I go…thanks to an eating disorder and slow metabolism…. Like Miranda Kerr, I’d like to Japanese famous…cuz Japan is a fucking mind trip on all fronts that makes north america look like hell… Sure hanging with top models, holding their purses when they speak Japanese like little sluts would be more fun, even if she’s got a kid….I can handle if a pussy is slightly used and abused….I am the stepfather after all….no matter how disgusting it may be….you know she’s getting paid huge money to do this stupid commercial that I find pornographic…money I would spend on some japanesee sex clubs in the school girl fetish room Here’s the behind the scenes…. Ok…so this post wasn’t that hot…to all of you…except me and my foreign language fetish….thinking of all the dirty talk I can’t understand when fucking her…so here’s some pics of her….cuz that’s what matters…
Back in 1998…. Jaime Pressly Did Playboy to get herself on the fucking scene… Then back in March 2012…. Jaime Pressly posted two pics of her amazing, ripped, mom body, and probable implants, on twitter …. Today….she posted one more…..and her fucking body is ridiculous….probably because she got a divorce from the loser she married….and decided to get her life together….but more importantly got her stamina in a place where she could fuck herself a new husband…cuz that’s what I see when I see fitness….if only all moms could pull this off, then I wouldn’t hate being a stepfather so much….
My next wife. the one I end up knocking up and having a family with, after this site makes me a billion dollars cuz it becomes a cult classic, eventually tricking the mainstream….is gonna be a model… See up until this point, life’s been pretty shit…women have been shit, the wife has been shit, and after eating the shit for this long, I feel I deserve to be with a model with great tits…. The reason I like models is simple…they are cool, hot and secure in their looks cuz people pay them for their looks and thus secure in themselves…allowing them to focus on what is important…having fun…in a life of luxury with no fucking stress cuz they have the easiest fucking jobs…. Her name is Ioanna Ntenti. She’s from Greece and thus has two vaginas…one in her asshole and the other where traditional non greek pussies go….and she’s topless for tank magazine…and I’m liking it…so much I can practically smell the shit on my dick…but that could be totally unrelated to these pics….if you know what I mean.
I like the way Avril Lavigne thanks people for remembering she still exists…and that’s by getting half naked in some music video that doesn’t matter…shot at the Chateau Marmont, the most luxurious old Hollywood Glamourous place that Lohan got evicted from years ago…. This some shitty song about love, because these idiots like to make people think love exists, when we all know it is just self serving stability coupled with lust….that ends up in co-dependence….duh. EIther way, here’s the song….but more importantly the video of this girl doing it…
Kelly Bensimon is a gold digging bitch who married Elle Macpherson’s fashion photographer ex-husband…..she has BEEN IN PLAYBOY ….but more importantly on that Real Housewives smut that propelled her into a level of fame where she can pay paparazzi to follow her around and take pics of her in her bikini like she was Elle Macpherson too….only 20 years too late…. I know very little about her, but I appreciate how she kept his Moroccan last name…it is probably what got her into events and eventually on TV….making her some hard bodied mom with fake tits we’d all probably fuck….but only to gold dig like she gold dug before us…that I can’t really understand why anyone would care about…becuase I’ve seen that housewife show and no matter how rich those twats are…they are pure – self involved – trash…that I wish would disappear or at least use their husband’s money to not be such plastic surgery doctored messes with no real fucking purpose or substance….even when they get in bikinis…cuz they are old. To See ACTUAL BIKINI PICS OF THIS HARD BODIED CUNTY HAG – cuz the paparazzi hates me…. FOLLOW THIS LINK
I never really loved hard bodied, fit girls….until I got fucked by one….see I’m a fat fuck and I have the athletic ability of a pile of sewage laying in your bed after a night of hard partying….so I need to find eager girls who like or are getting paid to make me cum to just bounce on me like little sex machines…. I can’t even consider fucking fat chicks, or even chubby chicks cuz they just don’t exist to me….I don’t even see them when they walk by me so asking for a blowjob can’t happen….And the skinny, anorexic, drug addicted girls I used to run after because fat repulsed me…are just too weak to make me cum….even average bodied girls don’t have the stamina for this desensitized soul….It takes athleticism to make me cum, I should be an olympic sport…. Sure their biceps, abs and backs make me think “am I fucking a teenage boy” If they stop bouncing on my dick long enough for me to notice….. and their muscular skin is hard enough to chip a tooth on…..but ripped girls are just better…and age better….especially after birthing children and Jamie Pressly is proof….even if her fake titties are hanging weird off her real strong pecs…
I hated Olivia Munn before today, so the fact that she’s making me turn on my computer to post her shitty leaked pictures, reallly hits close to home, because my hate was directed towards protecting the awkward virgin losers out there by letting them know she’s a fucking lie manipulating them…. I hated Christina Hendricks before because she is obese and big tits come with 75% of obese chicks and there is nothing hot about obese tits…stomach or ass…unless your black or unable to get pussy in the first place….but now I hate her cuz she’s making me hungry…and really I’ll stare at any tits for hours upon hours…. I don’t know how legit these are, or why they were leaked together, I just know they are both attention seekers and I also know that they happened…whatever they are….and you’ll probably want to do your nerd analysis while I go get daytime drunk…. Thanks to CELEBRIBABES for the morning text informing me that these exist….you prick…. Christina Hendricks Fat Fetish Porn: Olivia Munn Irritiating but Hot Bodied : The Evidence: Fuck yourself.
Hedi Slimane is some fashion designer….this is some feature he did called the faces of now for V Magazine….but all I notice is titties…all I ever notice is titties…especially from V Magazine a magazine that always brings the fucking tits…cuz tits are very fashionable….except when they are on this site…that’s when people categorize them as porn…even if it is all high concept and artistic….and other people are making millions off them… I’m such a bottom feeder…literally…I love sucking a good asshole after I’ve washed it with vaginal juice… Shit, I’m Jesus Martinez , have you read that guys smut? Now you have.
I don’t care who Micela Schafer is. It doesn’t matter. What matters is that she showed up to an event wearing this outfit….and the event was called Holiday on Ice….which I can assume hasn nothing to do with wearing pretty much next to fucking nothing on the red carpet…it’s at the point of why bother getting shit stains on that thong ass, you might as well just show up to the event naked….like that Adrienne Baillon Vagina Flashing Bitch Who cares….it’s funny and she should keep up the good work. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
