I don’t care who Micela Schafer is. It doesn’t matter. What matters is that she showed up to an event wearing this outfit….and the event was called Holiday on Ice….which I can assume hasn nothing to do with wearing pretty much next to fucking nothing on the red carpet…it’s at the point of why bother getting shit stains on that thong ass, you might as well just show up to the event naked….like that Adrienne Baillon Vagina Flashing Bitch Who cares….it’s funny and she should keep up the good work. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Kristen Stewart is wearing a bra….Her shirt is see through…thus you can see her bra…that’s as exciting as this post is gonna get…who gives a fuck about seeing a bitch who isn’t even hot enough to want to see naked….in a bra…seriously people…your priorities are all distorted. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Implants save shitty tits….you know I was never an implant fan, because all the implants I ever fucked or jerked off on were just too big, but I was recently made a believer, that a solid B Cup implant is pretty much fucking perfection….There’s still enough natural to it to not be two little tennis ball titties….so ripping into this playboy playmate turned nerd masturbation fodder by pretending to like their bullshit….for having fake tits Ryan Seacrest didn’t get enough use out of is not gonna happen….especially since she’s got a hot pussy to match…I guess that makes me a fan of a bitch I shouldn’t really be a fan of cuz I get her lie…and I like to protect nerds everywhere from bitches who will eat them up and spit them out….but who fucking cares…here she is playing ping pong on the beach.
I posted this video last week without watching it….and it turns out that there’s some titty in it….something I guess they left out of the first edit and figured they’d put out in a new version to get more views….and titties work for me….. I love love songs….This song is some sappy bullshit about something that I am sure we’ve all heartache and heartbreak at one point in our lives before building up a wall and never really letting anyone in so it doesn’t happen again…cuz it’s a stupid fucking emotion that should just be laughed at along with all other emotions…life is about experiences, all should be fun, even short lived, you can’t rely on other people, especially not a girl for your own happiness….get a fucking hobby….a wise man once told me, investing your happiness in a chick is like investing your money with a con artist, you may get your moneyback but you probably won’t…..people are out for themselves, they lie and they cheat and the good news is that there are millions of girls you’d probably rather be fucking out there anyway….you’ve just got your head in a bubble…fixated on one cunt and you don’t see the fucking light….pussy comes as easy as it goes…unforunately it doesn’t “CUM” as easy as it goes…that takes work…. So if this song makes you want to kill yourself, remember there is no such thing as love….it’s all in your head motherfucker…you don’t need anyone in your life but your fucking self…the second you feel like you need a bitch, you’ve gone too far you co-dependant retard….and you’re fucked…. Here’s her song with tits I can’t identify …..but can assume aren’t hers….but should be….cuz that’s what we pay her big money for….
Who knows or cares who Diora Baird is….her parents, family, friends, mayby…..Guys she gave herpes to? Probably…a few stray fans who probably jerk off to her tits less now than they used to since they are at that stage in the relationship/ since she hasn’t existed the last decade…..but luckily GQ UK brought out some other more relevant pussy in the form of Anna Faris, Brooklyn Decker and Amy Schumer to take some of the pressure of Diora Baird while giving their readers some variety instead of leaving them thiking, Diora Baird? Who the fuck is that?….. It is their comedy issue…I already posted Olivia Wilde’s Cover and it turns out that these tits are no joke…but what they are doing to them kind of is and as much of a joke snob as I am…you know cuz I don’t laugh or find anything funny…this joke is one I can endorse, appreciate, and try to get myself pregnant to….
Emanuelle Chriqui is some Moroccan trash I am sure the Moroccan community embraces for breaking down the boundaries of being Moroccan by being famous…..not that I know anything about being Moroccan other than all the horrible stories I was told by a friend who had all kind of horrible things to say about them from controlling, to boring, to willing to stab their own family in the back, to slimey, to greasy, to couscous eating arab even when they are jewish motherfuckers…but I wouldn’t take her word for much, I mean she was nuts enough to let me inside her without a condom…
This is a clip from one of Katherine Heigl’s riveting performances in a romantic comedy you’d probably rather rip your eyes out than watch….seriously…I remember seeing a trailer for this and not only was I offended a storyline like this was sold and made into a moive….but I was offended that they cast Katherine Heigl….because I come from the school of thought that she’s the devil and should be ignored for the benefit of the world….putting her in movies does the opposite of that….it celebrates her and makes her an idol to dumb little girls….breeding a whole new generation of idiots…. Well the good news is that she got naked in the movie, but I don’t really know if that’s good news…but it is strategic naked, so if you’re on the fence about a naked Heigl cuz you think she’s fat…vile and the devil….you don’t have to watch this….
I don’t know anything about Lucy Hale but I assume she’s some jailbait trash who you are all eager to turn 18 to forget about her like she was Miley, Momsen, Lohan and so many other 16 year olds you want to fuck…. I just looked her up…she’s actually 22….maybe she’s just on some Disney drugs to stay eternally youthful like she was Selena Gomez…. Who really cares, she’s in a bikini, it’s nothing exciting, but I’m posting it anyway…cuz that’s what I do…. To See The Bikini Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
GQ UK is doing a comedy special…..and they got everyone from Jerry Seinfeld, Chris Rock, Robin Williams and a lot of other rich for being funny idiots in the shit….but the highlight of the video is not the beat box edit they do…but Olivia Wilde being thrown in the mix to jiggle her tit for no reason other than to jiggle her tits…and as much as I think her stage namee is idiotic….and how I think she’s overrated and not that hot….a titty jiggle always manages to work its way into my website but not my heart…because after years of analysis, failed relationships, hate it turns out I don’t have one. Either way, for a comedy issue, this isn’t funny at all…but the tit jiggle make it worth the abuse the rest of the video puts you through…maybe that’s the joke…forcing you through hell all for a tit jiggle of a bitch you don’t care about….who knows British people are weird. Here’s the new video….
The nerds and fan boys are gonna love this shit… Not sure what her superpower is – but assume it’s sex offending…She’s good at that and always gets off…if you know what I mean…and that is that she’s never been arrested for banging a 16 year old….when I know people who have been for just propositioning 16 year olds on the internet….which makes me wonder if the law gives celebs preferential treatment or if her relationship with Bieber is fake, staged and designed to help both their careers get press….which then makes me wonder why the fuck am I debating Selena Gomez and Bieber’s sex life…I’m a grown man and this is just weird….but then I remember that she’s dressed like a superhero…. Thanks for being on this journey with me… To See the Rest of the Pics
