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Carrie Ann Inaba Dancing with the Stars Judge in her Bikini of the Day

Based on these bikini pics….Dancing with the stars judge Carrie Ann Inaba needs to do a little less judging and a lot more dancing…. What lesson does this teach the youth….that getting a cushy job that you are overpaid in makes a dancer and lazy fucking person who doesn’t dance anymore…cuz what’s the fucking point…when you can afford everything you need….especially cakes…at least that’s what her belly is trying to communicate with us…. All this to say – No wonder she met her fiance on an online dating site….typical…motherfucker thinks he’s getting a ripped dancer when he sees her photoshoots and screen shots she used on her profile…only to end up meeting this…and calling her back cuz he realized she was rich and gave him access to the good life…true fucking story. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Some Nudity From Cable TV Round-Up of the Day

The best shows on TV are the ones that have naked bitches on it….it is one of those things that I haven’t quite figured out why it hasn’t hit primetime, I mean other than all the censor boards and the trying to make the religious groups and psycho parent groups happy….but at least cable TV gives us what we need…cuz a life without nudity sucks….so a tv show without nudity would be better with nudity….for example if Roseanna had topless scenes back at her prime…I’d be a better fucking person for it…. Here are the clips I am always nervous about posting, cuz sometimes the cable doesn’t see that I’m promoting their shows, telling people to get in on it, in some free advertising….but instead as a pirate….but I’ll risk the FBI knocking down my door with machine guns…cuz the tits in these great shows you watch are brainwashing me to do it…the tits made me do it are the key excuse that holds up in court…and more importantly, I am sure if I took half a minute to find these clips they are available on 100 sites….and if the network had smart marketing people…these would be leaked by them direct…cuz we like titties…maybe all this will get me a job….that will be my defense in court….. Camilla Luddington in Californication…. Megalyn Echikunwoke in House of Lies….. Dawn Olivieri in House of Lies…. Kerry Condon in Luck

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Jennifer Aniston’s Topless Scene Cut From Wanderlust…at Her Request

Apparently it’s not enough that Justin Theroux gets to see Jennifer Aniston naked in their bedroom- no one else is allowed to see her chest Friends either. The Wrap is reporting that Aniston petitioned producers of her new movie Wanderlust, insisting that her topless scene (which appeared in the cut of the film our Skin Skouts saw last year ) be removed from the version being released in theaters next week…because of her relationship with Theroux, whom she met on set! Where there was once a clear shot of Jen’s jugs, there is now, according to The Wrap : “The scene in question features Aniston going topless in front of TV news cameras. In the version that will be included in the film, Aniston will be seen topless from behind, with her bare breasts shown pixelated on TV screens, as they would appear on a TV news broadcast.” We have to say, we’re Theroux ly disappointed. Satisfy your Wanderlust with Jennifer Aniston right here at MrSkin.com!

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Selena Gomez Cooch Shot on the Beach of the Day

I am a big fan of sex offenders when they are 19 and have bodies of 15 year olds – making me feel like a sex offender myself….especially when they are on the beach showing the world her cooch that made Justin Bieber a man….despite serious assumptions that Usher made Bieber a man many years ago by hiding hits up his rectum to be fished out by Biber…but none of that really matters when a bitch is bent over flashing panty….panty I wish was pulled over to the side so that I could glimpse the meat that beiber pretends to eat for marketability to the teen market…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Miley Cyrus’ Crazy Pants for her Crazy Face of the Day

Miley Cyrus is a clown across the board….It isn’t entirely her fault…she’s been molded at a young age to equate being a dancing monkey brat for the cameras with making serious fucking cash, getting serious fucking fame, and leading to serious fucking slutty before she turned 18 to let people know she matters….until pulling that from us by turning 18 and deciding that dressing like this is better than being 16 and naked in magazines for her dad and all the other peds out there to defend as they jerked off to it….I miss the Miley that was….. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK To See THe More Interesting Pics Proving Miley Cyrus Probably Masturbates While Driving FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Khanyi Mbau Nude Cellphone Pics of the Day

Her name is Khanyi Mbau and she is apparently a South African socialite who calls herself the Queen of bling and likely leaked these nude pics of herself for attention…. It turns out they were shot in september of last year and that they have taken a solid 6 months to get to America….like a cuban on a fucking raft…probably cuz America doesn’t give a fuck about South Africa….except maybe for it’s blood diamonds and now…for it’s queen of bling naked and black…..for Black History Month…. Sidenote, I’m not sure what’s dripping out of her pussy, but since she’s from South Africa it is safe to assume it is AIDS…. TO SEE THE VAGINA PICTURE FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Shay Maria Big Tits for a Sunglass Company of the Day

She is no one famous…..seriously no one famous….she has MODEL MAYHEM, 15,000 twitter followers…and was Biker Chick in Entourage, Bikini Girl in Shameless and in a George Lopez pilot, which I happen to think was her best work… but luckily she also has big tits…unfortunately she’s not interested in nude work….but these things will carry her to many great bedrooms of great people who will help her climb that ladder that is life as a busty bitch trying to get famous…so that one day she’ll have a great bedroom of her own… I’m into big titties trying to get famous….same story, different titties.

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Christ Brown Partying with Stripper Ass of the Day

We have learned one thing from Chris Brown….who I like to call Christ Brown because he had the chance to punch Rihanna in the face and took it…while we just say we would punch her in the face if we met her…when really most of us would revert to groupie mode and try to make her our friend….. Is that everyone is a fucking liar and full of fucking shit…that they all get passionate when he beat the bitch and went off about how evil he is for beating the bitch…but after a couple years girls are instead wishing Chris Brown was beating them…. He’s paved the way for women beaters everywhere….he proves that women beaters can be the icons they are meant to be….he proves that women beating is part of our heritage and at our core both men and women know that is what we’re supposed to do….it’s just social formalities and laws prevent us from doing it….all oppressive……that or the public collectively hates Rihanna too and think he’s some kind of war hero for taking one for the team… Who cares….he’s into dumpy women….whether he beats them or not….groupie women would let him beat them…he’s still money making and award winning….and bringing this stripper back to his hotel room for an after party…he’s got it all figured out. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICTURES FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Doutzen Kroes in her Bikini of the DAy

I don’t really get this baby trend….especially not for these lingerie supermodels…it’s like they’ve all gone and done it…including Gisele and she wasn’t even born with a Vagina….we’re talking Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr, the whole fucking roster of these money making bodies who sold their soul, pretending they have the best gig in the business, because if they say they don’t, their family back home gets killed off, because really these models are the most exploited….there’s a 9 billion dollar empire riding on their tits…. Babies fucking suck and more importantly they ruin women…and if your gig is being half naked…maybe you should stick to fucking adopting…even if you bounce back looking this good…that’s not the point…cuz we don’t know what deflated testicle mess you’re hiding in your shorts….and more importantly…now all our fucking Doutzen fantasies involve her lactating….into a babies mouth cuz she’s too busy, tired, in love and baby obessessed to lactate in our mouths…. Nothing good comes from pregnancy….I came from pregnancy….case in point TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Shakira Does the Beach of the Day

Yesterday there was a story of Shakira surviving a Sea Lion attack…resting and covered in bruises…after escaping death like the action figure she is….and today we have Shakira on the beach….proving yet again that celebrity gossip is a pile of shit…but it’s almost tolerable when the celebs are half naked….cuz good or bad looking……half naked is always good…. The again…these could be old pics…and I could have my time line all fucked up and these are just the trials and tribulations of a job that isn’t a job….it’s such hard work for something that doesn’t fucking matter.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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