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Nicki Minaj is Blue in Vogue of the Day

Nicki Minaj is so contemporary….She’s painted herself for Vogue like she was in Avatar…fucking innovation right here motherfuckers….even if her innovation forces the public to realize despite being full of shit, she’s not actually brown…or as you americans call it black. Sure her parents may be of African decent so she claims for rap legitimacy like Drake….but she’s whiter than Gaga…as white a suburban mall….as white a professional acting classes to be like Angelina…white….doing photoshoots like you’re in Avatar…white….nothing about her is original, urban, or inspiring… Except maybe her big tits but those come with a weight problem….and what it comes down to is that she looks best in this video…..

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Renee Graziano from Mob Wives in Some Disturbing Bikini Pics of the Day

Sometimes the real crime is not covering up her husband’s drug ring, or pretending it doesn’t exist….but instead getting into a fucking bikini….I mean I think it is safe to say why dude would be out having an affair with strippers and whores and coke loving 25 year olds, when the mother of his kids grew into this after the good life he gave her….but I guess despite her rectangular body…most of you would be happy to get your hands on her tits cuz as Katy Perry proves time and time again…you can’t see past the tits…. I wonder if this post is gonna get me killed…maybe announcing to the world that your husband is in the mob should get her killed….maybe after seeing thee staged pics…I’ll just kill myself…cuz there are things you can’t unsee…this being one of them… More disturbing than any mob hit…even when they have to dig up the body 2 years later cuz a development is going up…I saw goodfellas I know how these things work… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Renee Graziano from Mob Wives in Some Disturbing Bikini Pics of the Day

Sara Chafek is Miss Finland and She’s in a Bikini of the Day

Miss Finland's Amazing Bikini Body by splashnews Sara Chafek is Miss Finland…who according to this paparazzi hired reporter was a runner up but took over the title because I guess the other Miss Finland got hit by a bus mysteriously, or maybe just died of eating disorders, or even gave it up because it was her mom’s dream and she just wanted to date a rock and roller in a death metal band…..or it could have been suicide…nude scandals…so many questions about the other Miss Finland…all while set to this video of this Miss Finland who is rocking a body that makes me wish I could travel the world tasting the international pussy….someone needs to make a travel channel show about that….

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Edita Vilkeviciute Naked and Wet Photoshoot of the Day

The photographer’s name is Steven Lyon and I am convinced I have posted these pics before…but I’m too lazy to look back in my archives…and apparently so are some of you…cuz everyday I get nasty emails saying “post this” or “Post that” of shit I already posted…hurting my feelings making me wonder why I even bother…and I guess these pics of Edita are making me do that very same thing to myself…I’m so self-abusive and self destructive….

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Megan Fox Hot as Fuck Bikini in Hawaii Pics of the Day

Good Megan Fox….making a comback that all parties involved can appreciate….and by all parties involvde I mean the network of pervert fans who love looking at her hotness half naked…especially when it is tainted with tacky prison tats, or more importantly, rocking a deadbead has been who only was thanks to 90210 in the 90s, who brainwashed her, kidnapped her, made her his wife, cuz that’s what happens when you bang a girl in her youth…you guilt her to never leave you, making her fall off the map, get kicked out of movie gigs, luckily not knocked up…cuz that will just be the nail in the coffin for this bitch as she re-invents herself…. And here are the pics…I am sure more will surface soon…

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Brittney Palmer’s Twitter Bikini of the Day

Here’s UFC ring girl Brittney Palmer trying to stay relevant and in the media…while giving her new fans something to jerk off to or a reason to not stop following her on twitter while riding that Playboy wave….you see cuz BRITTNEY PALMER DID MARCH PLAYBOY …and this is her follow up performance since the pics were leaked…it’s bottom feeding but keep in mind this was a Vegas show girl just a couple years ago…dreaming big dreams of performing…while essentially being a hooker….or stripper…I saw Showgirls I know how it all went down….

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Audrina Patridge Lives and Her Fake Tits are in a Purple Dress of the Day

Audrina Patridge got work! If that’s not important news I don’t know what is…I mean based on CNN covering the Whitney Death like it was a fucking war or natural disaster….I would have just assumed they’d push some real stories aside to let the world know half retard face Audrina, who everyone who knew she existed thought was gonna take her earnings from a shit show we’ve all forgotten, spend it all and end up stripper with the fake tits her dad bought her in order to get famous, or as a back up plan to pay her bills when he died, is promoting some men’s fragrence in Vegas….Big fucking news that would be better news is there was some scandal or nudity involved….

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India Reynolds for Loaded March 2012 of the Day

I don’t know much about India Reynolds and I don’t really think I need to …what she does is pretty basic and we’ve seen it before…she gets topless for UK Men’s magazines like she is doing here in loaded…showing off her big tits and skinny bodies….cuz that is the future of men’s magazines…or maybe it is the past of men’s magazines…since before there was Maxim and all the other non naked photoshoots, there was something called Playboy that did pretty alright for themselves, for the simple reason that dudes love tits… So these bitches like India Reynolds may not be celebs, they may be low level at best, but they show their tits on their quest to be known or for some money and that makes them important to me….far better than what most busty bitches who I don’t get to see in pictures topless….so I for one am glad India Reynolds and all those other twats exist….

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India Reynolds for Loaded March 2012 of the Day

Lea Michele, the dude from Glee, in a Bikini in Cabo of the Day

I like to call Lea Michele the dude from Glee because I feel like she has the sex appeal of a dude…and more importantly…in the 5 minutes I saw of Glee all the dudes were pretty much little poofter women…making me think the only one hard enough to stick his dick, whether a strap on or traditional, was this hard faced little show tune singing monkey…..and that is why it makes me laugh everytime a dude says she’s hot…because I know that’s just marketing…but more importantly I know she looks like this…. So obviously they are gay…and if they aren’t they might as well be….cuz they’re watching Glee…whether forced by their wife or not….and that means they pack a fucking vagina in their shorts…. Who cares….here’s her ass and leg shot in twitter….that aren’t as bad as I thought they were…cuz I don’t have to look at that face… TO SEE THE PAPARAZZI PICS I’M NOT ALLOWED TO POST ON SOME MEXICAN SITE FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lea Michele, the dude from Glee, in a Bikini in Cabo of the Day

Kate Upton Did Saturday Night Live of the Day

I know Kate Upton is a chubby assed, sloppy tit, bad faced twat who is only on the cover of SI because she became an internet sensation with pervert college kids who never dealt with tits before….and SI wants to sell fucking copies and get fucking traffic to their billion dollar hustle…. It amazes me that SNL is still on the air….but more importantly how boring people are….I was out drinking hard with crackheads at some college party this past saturday and managed to hit my twiter – when checking what was trending…SNL was…that means the masses were at home watching this garbage…either twitter is filled with 15 year old suburb kids in basements….or unhappy married people who don’t go out to get fucked up…. SNL Sucks and So does Kate Upton….so I didn’t watch the shit cuz I hate everything about the shit…notice the work I go to for you assholes…

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