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Vintage Va-Va-Voom Abounds at Les Fleurs de Shanghai, Starring DeeDee Luxe and Calamity Chang

If you think that free love and freer funbags were a skinvention of the 1960s, then you’ve got another think coming, mister. Sexual liberation has been swinging since the early days of the 20th Century, when Josephine Baker made bananas dance with her topless “banana dance” and Clara Bow bared boobage in the first-ever Oscar winner, Wings (1927). The provocative doc Legendary Sin Cities (2005) chronicles Shanghai’s heyday as a center for skinternational sin, but you don’t have to step into a time machine to experience the intoxicating decadence of the city once called “the Whore of Asia”. You just have to get your ass to Manhattan, where on January 25 Shame co-stars and masters of burlesque Calamity Chang (right) and DeeDee Luxe (left) proudly present Les Fleurs de Shanghai , a new revue that combines bump n’ grind with the exotic romance of Old Shanghai. Find out more about Les Fleurs de Shanghai , including where to RSVP, after the jump!

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Vintage Va-Va-Voom Abounds at Les Fleurs de Shanghai, Starring DeeDee Luxe and Calamity Chang

Foreign Sex Scene of the DAy

Since I’m traveling….here’s my post….Hateful shit, hateful shit, europe is better than america cuz they celebrate sex….hateful shit, hateful shit…this is Louise Bourgoin from Un Heureux Evénement in my foreign sex scene of the day to make you cunt feel cultured…

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Olivia Munn Ass in Jeans of the Day

Since I’m traveling….here’s my post….Hateful shit, hateful shit, Olivia Munn is some serious kind of bottom feeeding cunt who lied to nerds and virgins everywhere on her quest to stardom…hateful shit, hateful shit….her ass looks good in these jeans….and as much as she annoys me…I’d still fuck her…and that’s what this is all about here isn’t it..

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Hottest Megan Fox Pictures of the Day

These are the hottest pics I’ve seen of Megan Fox all day…and I’d write hateful shit but why bother I’m traveling…drunk…done with customs and ready to drink more…when I find a computer all be back…while this may be my last post ever….and this is my legacy….Megan Fox on her period traveling….which would be great since I’m a real fucking winner… Check back later fuckers…

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Aubrey O’Day Sloppy Stomach for Twitter of the Day

Aubrey O’Day is a nobody….but as the 5 people who know she exists along with the 1,000,000 fake twitter followers she paid to have collectively know that she’s not known for her svelt figure…they just aren’t entirely sure why she is known…the just know every once in a while she’ll post pics of her tits or cleavage….you know when she’s not fucking black dudes…cuz black dudes along with making white girls feel naughty cuz they know it will piss off their parents, peers, friends, community, ex boyfriends, future husbands, they them feel like sluts cuz black dudes fuck them better than white dudes do, since they have more girth…..and most importantly as Aubrey O’Day’s luck has it….they fuck all things white…they think all things white are worth a round…and that seems to mean the fatter better….at least that’s what a trip to Walmart seems to have taught me..

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Coleen Rooney Shitty Bikini Photoshhot of the Day

Her name is Coleen Rooney….she’s a WAG married to some footballer idiot and I’ve posted her in a bikini a bunch of times before….. HOT SHIT STAIN UNDER HER ASS CHEEK IN HER BIKINI HERE FAT POUCH HANGING OVER HER BIKINI WE CALL A GUNT HERE DUMPY IN A BIKINI HERE PREGNANT IN A BIKINI HERE STILL PREGNANT IN A BIKINI HERE EVEN MORE PREGNANT IN A BIKINI HERE I guess it is a good thing tha she is covered up cuz this Coleen Rooney seems dumpy as shit….and if you’re wondering why I’m posting these pics on a dumpy bitch in a bikini who no one really ever heard of since she’s likely the high school sweetheart of the footballer who he cheats on always…it’s simple…I’m a bottom feeder and if I see a bikini I jump like a fucking idiot…except when I’m out in public, in person, and hot pussy is all around me, as it often is, then I don’t give a fuck about it….it’s like I feel I need to post the shit to this site that I wouldn’t even care about if it was spread eagled in front of me….diddling it’s twat…. UPDATE – I Spoke Too Soon …. It Turns out this Rooney Bittch Decided to Strip Down into a bikini even though we asked her not to…

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Linda Kozlowski See Thru Titties of the Day

This is Linda Kozlowski….She’s a polish bitch you probably recognize from such classics as Crocodile Dundee… If you’re up to speed on your 1989 gossip, this is the movie where she broke up Paul Hogan’s marriage of 32 years with some other twat….only to stay happily married to him the last 2 decades…so happy she attends events in nipple revealing dresses…likely in efforts to ruin more marriages cuz there’s this theory I call once a slut always a slut…and this is it in action….

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Irina Shayk’s Titties for Guess of the Day

Soccer girlfriend Irina Shayk is in some ad campaign for some company that isn’t paying me to post her cleavage…..but is likely paying her because she’s a big model now and not the mail order bride she was destined to be provided their was no fall to the iron curtain…seriously, she’s got sex trade written all over her, but maybe that’s just because I know she’s used her pussy to get ahead regardless of communism….and that was with some soccer player who is likely gay but can’t let the world know he’s gay cuz the world…especially soccer fans…despite what logic tells us…are the biggest homophobes and that could end bad for him as riots start when the men who jerk off to his skill realize that’s his favorite part of his job and that he likes it…making it all very gay….even though it was gay to begin with…but sometimes pretending it isn’t makes living with yourself easier…especially if you are catholic…..and here are the tits he likely doens’t get much use out of…

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Miranda Kerr Face, Not Tits of the Day

Sometimes staring at a mom’s tits in a push-up bra her team of handlers enforce because they’ve invested millions in her, 100s of millions in the bra technology, and stand to make billions of dollars every year….is far better than staring at her face…or even her stomach…so I don’t know what went wrong here…maybe it’s her one day a year off from making her tits look like implants cuz they probably are implants….in her corporate titty sponsor’s titty enhancers…

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It’s Like Looking at Kate Beckinsale through a Cage of the Day

I figure these pictures are perfect for the kind of reader I assume I attract to the site because it looks like you’re looking at the bitch through a cage, that you can maybe fantasize about having in the back of a van or in your basment, where you don’t feed her for a week so she’s too week to fight back when you come for your forced loving…that feels way less forced…with the whole being half dead shit….weirdos. She’s a tight bodied mom. Nothing wrong with that…here she is in a dress…even though she’s better off naked..

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