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Olivia Wilde’s Shitty Cleavage of the Day

I discounted Olivia Wilde as a person when I found out that Wilde was her stage name in honor of her family who were literary academics or some shit while she ran off to be a useless, low grade, brainless twat actor….the fact that she was sloppy looking, had a bit of a gut that hung over her pants, and a shitty set of tits helped….cuz when a bitch is hot to look at, I’m into any stage name she wants to give me, as full of shit, lame, cheesy, embarassing, or idiotic as it may be….bitch can call herself Unicorn Anus if she fucking wants as long as she looks good….but when these hipster cunts do it…it is annoying….even when they showing off their floppy titty…

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Candice Swanepoel is Bronzed for Vogue China of the Day

There’s no nipple in this photoshoot…there’s not ass…there’s not half nakedness…there’s nothing really interesting or exciting other than the fact that Candice Swanepoel is hot…despite the high AIDS in her Vagina rate thanks to being South African…cuz we all know even if she was HIV Positive we’d still be her blood brother, hell we’d even cut ourselves up and crawl into her vagina and wait for our own set of AIDS if she asked and even if she didn’t ask cuz she’s hot enough to have that manipulative power over us…if she’s doing it it must be right….I mean shit…here she is bronzed up and dirty and glossy looking in some Vogue China photoshoot and I’m posting it like it is fucking erotica…cuz when she’s in it…it becomes erotica….she owns us or at least me….

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Candice Swanepoel is Bronzed for Vogue China of the Day

Katie Price Wholesome White Panties of the Day

Katie Price is a classy, elegant, very wealthy woman…so of course she’d be wearing white underwear like she’s never been in a sex tape, like she doesn’t have the stupidest sized fake tits, like she didn’t make her money being a whore, like she never strapped on a dildo and fucked her husband up the ass, and all other things that make her the biggest pile of trash I want to cuddle up against and burry my face in her horrible tits….. I’m just disappointed there’s no herpes blister pussy pussy stain….why is puss-y spelled pussy – it’s fucking with my head….here is the panty pic

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Irina Shayk Topless for Replay of the Day

I hate giving big brands that don’t give me money free publicity because they get some russian whore who fucked her way into the mainstream using gay soccer players when she shoulda just been some mail order bride for some lonely fat 60 year old American with a lot of money…..topless for their shoot…It’s the best scam brands have going these days…cuz us perverts will consistently look at moderately hot pics of any bitch who is moderately hot….when really we should give none of these idiots attention forcing them to have no self esteem and a career stripping the local stripclub or rockin’ a webcam site to pay the rent…making them more accessible than the Diva cunts you know they are…or that they’ve become all thanks to the fall of communism….

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Irina Shayk Topless for Replay of the Day

Shitty J.Lo Bathing Suit Pics of the Day

I know what you’re thinking…when aren’t J.LO bathing suit pics not shitty….and if they are always shitty then doesn’t that baseline the shit and just makes them J.LO bathing suit pics….but the truth is…If we’re gonna get this far in of J.LO in a bathing suit…I prefer when I can see her fucking ass in full….obviously….Yeah, I know she bought most beautiful peoople title…but that doesn’t make her a most beautiful person…who shouldn’t keep her clothes on….but if she’s gonna get half naked or not…then do it right…not half assed….literally… Here are the pics of her and some Dick Clark motherfucker….

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Rihanna is Amazing When She Talks About Dick Pics of the Day

I just hit her twitter looking for her idiotic Thug Life tattoo that screams “Fame and Fortune has finally got to this girl from a small caribbean island who’s father was a garbage man and who everyone hated…except maybe the UK tourists who she prosituted herself to when she was 14″…..see cuz I have an insider source in Barbados who told me that’s the word around the island….where bitch walks around with attitude and treats the locals she grew up with like shit….as if this was a bad teen high school movie…only it is Rihanna’s real life….. Anyway….I hit her twitter and see this post by her…. The best d*ck flicks r the ones in the car! Wheel, d*ck, click!!! Anything else…too much preparation! All abt spontaneity!!! Amazing…I mean bitch likely has 100,000 13 year old girls following her on twitter….and that’s a great age to learn that when dudes take pics of their dicks when driving…it’s the hottest….you know much hotter than staged dick pics in front of the fucking mirror…hilarious… On a side note she was walking around in a semi see through dress the other day…and here are those pics…

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J.Woww’s Big Tits of the Day

One of life’s biggest tragedies is that J.Woww was in Vegas at some dumpy Casino called Harrah’s, where I spent a night at a Piano bar with a cop, a born again Christian and a crackwhore just a few nights ago…..and I didn’t stick around to meet this trash…. I guess the real issue is that I probably wouldn’t recognize her amongst the trash that fills they Casinos of vegas…There’s lots of fake tit cleavage, shitty tans, and cheap clothes on cheap women….but it still woulda been nice to grab at her like the pervert I am, maybe even encorage her to rip lines off my tits….but I’m a failure….. Here are her tits…

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Julianne Moore Makes Cowboy Faces of the Day

I don’t know about you…but I’ve jerked off to Julianne Moore at least once….I don’t think it was her red pubic haired pussy in a Robert Altman movie a long time ago..or if it was her tits in every movie she’s been in since…or if it was just that lesbian mom love affair with AMANDA SEYFRIED FUCKING HARD IN CHLOE ….but I do know that these pics of her doing some cowboy face are her at her fucking hottest….I just hope this is the face she makes when she cums….or gets cummed on….that’s what I’ll be thinking about while touching myself to these later…

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Eva Mendes Street Walking of the Day

Shouldn’t this bitch be on set somewhere showing off her great tits as the token hispanic who gets naked in movies and shows off her great tits…what’s this walking on the street, talking on her phone all about…not to mention she’s dressed like a fucking farmer’s daughter, and not the good kind, out to milk the fucking cows like a prairie bitch…who just got kicked in the face by a mule…

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Vanessa Hudgens Bare Foot for the Fetishists of the Day

I don’t do enough foot fetish content on stepfather…especially not foot fetish content of feet with stupid fucking tattoos on their feet…you know cuz song lyrics tattoos are up there with chinese symbols in stupid ..so here’s Vanessa dabbling with foot fetish porn, since she’s already produced kiddie porn and self shot camera phone porn….she’s so versatile… Here she is in some halter top shit that I love even though I hate her…is fucking hot…all bra and titties and ankles oh my…

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