Who the fuck is Alessandra Sublet and why the fuck do I know what her pubic hair looks like… Well after much research it turns out she’s from France….she’s 35…despite looking 45….and she wears bikini bottoms that are too big for her…which works for me…because then I get to see the pubic hair so many girls forget to let grow out cuz by north american standards it is unacceptable…forgetting the whole eroticism of the whole thing….turning vaginas into bacteria ridden clean cut antiseptic feeling organs…instead of the floral, smell catching, feminine character I like to run my hands through… That’s not to say I find these pictures, or this woman hot…it’s just to say…the beach is alright place for fun.
I’ve never heard of her, but apparently someone who doesn’t have cable to change the channel from smutty celebrity bullshit lies who happens to read this site has…..he likes her so much he has her on Google alerts….creepy….sent in a picture of Arianna Costa, who is some host of Extra, that I assume Mario Lopez fingers when he’s not fucking Maria Menounos up the ass, cuz that’s how Greeks communicate, via anal sex on some avatar shit…. This video has the worst fucking narrator I’ve ever heard in my life…but there’s some old Extra bitch in a bikini and at least one of you will like that….which works since the site only has one reader…
This is a 20 year old who was eliminated from America’s Next Top Model…who works as a waitress in Illinois….who apparently got addicted to the fame…found some manager willing to take up her cause and hired some paparazzi to take some pictures of her in a bikini and I’m okay with that because if a girl starts out her career getting half naked…it won’t be long before she takes bigger steps and makes bigger moves by getting fully naked….when the half naked doesn’t work….bring out the big guns…so this may be the first and last we hear of her…or it could the beginning of a long lasting, pathetic relationship…something you’re likely used to….and I probably won’t stay on top of it…but you can never be too sure… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I don’t know the legitimacy of this claim….because I don’t know who the fuck Jenna Marbles is…but apparently she’s some girl who made a video called “How To Trick People Into Thinking You’re Good Looking”….that got so many views cuz youtube is a determinant of all things important in life…. I figure Youtube fame is something hard to live with, cuz you barely get paid from the shit, it doesn’t lead to mansions and Rolls Royce’s, it’s more of a shit, 50,000,000 people saw a video of me farting blood….how do I keep this fame…sex tape… So I don’t know if this is her, I just know if it is, it would make sense, but more importantly, I know she gives shitty head…even though she’s already got a porn name…. TO SEE THE VIDEO FOLLOW THIS LINK
Here’s some bitch who Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore with…or at least claimed he cheated on Demi Moore with showing off her sloppy body in a bikini showing nipple for attention…cuz the legacy that is releasing a sex tape after claiming to have fucked Kutcher….a sex tape that I posted the preview to and that Buy Here ….and these pics are just as fake and staged as the sex in her shitty sex tape… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Anja Rubik is another hot model who is showing her titties for fashion and reminding us that despite the fashion industry being full of homos, they always manage to produce smut I can jerk off to, because sometimes a high production tit shot is all I really need to get off, you know when throat fucking and high production porn fails me….that’s all I have to say about that….
Sophie Monk constantly bring surprises to her career….for example…I never expected her to be in Maxim, even Maxim Australia, even though Maxim is going bankrupt because they didn’t adapt to the internet fast enough, leaving them dated and forced to do photoshoots with z-listers….but I would have expected her to be moving into porn. You see an import reality star who looks like a busty chipmunk, who rocks a vagina that is padded, meaty and has the ability to eat the thickest of denim pants, who moved here because she was fucking a dude who cheated on her with Paris Hilton….in efforts to launch a legit career….half a decade ago…should have limited options…unless of course she gets a monthly check as a settlement or compensation from the herpes she likely got from Paris Hilton via her boyfriend who was cheating on her…. All this to say, I’m disappointed these pics aren’t me promoting her first anal porn.
Avril Lavinge is fucking annoying. I see her proactive commercials and they make me want to kill myself…but then again so does waking up in the morning….but the paparazzi are fucking clowns…especially the black dude and I love it… last week we had him moaning over Ashley Tisdale and this week he’s asking Avril if she got Brody Jenner anything sexy for Valentines day…a little “agent provocateur”…and I’m not even sure homie even has a camera…I think he’s the equivalent of a dude who flashes his cock to school girls on the bus….and I’d love to hang out with him….or at least give him his own talk show….all panting and telling girls they are sexy like a fucking rapist all day….
You don’t know who Mini Anden is and either do I…but I do know what her nipple looks like under some kind of sheer fabric because she’s just that kind of girl…a model from Sweden, even though she is neither blonde or busty, in her 30s who has moved to LA because she wants to pursue acting, but since roles like “supermodel in ocean’s twelve” aren’t cutting it for her and her model husband’s bank accounts, she’s taking on cover shoots for Arab country franchises of fashion magazines, showing more nipple than most American magazines, because Christian run governments are way more uptight than Muslim run governments….cuz Christians are just as fucking crazy….and cuz showing her tits for fashion is kinda her thing…Who cares…here are the pics.
The craziest, most unstable girls I know are Jewish. I don’t know if it is a cultural thing, a bi-product of being rich and spoiled, or if it has something to do with the holocaust, but for some reason the biggest, out for themselves, bratty cunts I know are Jewish…. They are all guilt ridden about being bad jews….or living a life the community will deem not ideal all while letting me fuck the up the ass without a condom when they are engaged to good Jewish boys who are sitting at home planning the wedding and investing in their future kids college fund day traing….cuz no one is ever ready for the miserable, yet picture perfect futures their controlling families have planned for them….. All are self serving, with nothing but self interest, walking all over everyone they encounter….in a spoiled child way….I figure they have this power cuz they know they’ll always find a husband, cuz Jewish guys only marry Jewish girls and decent looking Jewish girls are not easy to find…even the ugly jewish girls get married…. It’s like he husbands are used to jewish cunt insane behavior cuz their moms are Jewish too and act the same way….and they really don’t mind settling with lying, cheating whores, because they know they’re going to lie and cheat as soon as the wife gets pregnant, ideally with french girls, cuz they take it up the ass on the first date, while their wife’s only take it up the ass for grimey low life fucking bloggers…and that the marriage is all for show…to make grandma holocaust survivor happy before she dies…you know cuz she worked so hard to give you the life you have…. So it only makes sense that Tila Tequila a money grubbing, self involved, spoiled cunt who is totally nuts would convert….and more importanlty that the jewish people will embrace her for the nutcase she is, because she’s been one of them, but more importantly because she’s been on TV and that’s a good story to tell at temple when bragging about your son’s new fiance….because all that matters is that she can pump out some jew baby…. Here he is showing off her jew implants on a jew beach in jew Miami like the jew that she is. TO See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
