Mayra Suarez is a ridiculously hot Mexican model who has been both a Target girl and on the cover of Glamour…and now she’s gone and leaked some amazingly hot self shot pics that I love…to the internet…to let us all know who she is…cuz before today I had no idea…and even today I can’t confirm whether they are actually her or not…I just found them in the stepFORUM so that makes them authetic enough for me…. It’s funny being Mexican how I used to hate seeing Mexicans whore themselves out for the white man, like my mother used to do, hence my conception….but that’s probably cuz the Mexicans I would see whoring out didn’t look anything like this…I need more of this bitch…I wanna guacamole all over her face….word.
I am not the kind of guy who’s into girls cumming…because it means they are having too much fun with me…and no girl…not even the most desperate should ever be that into letting me inside her…it makes me unable to enjoy myself…knowing she’s that crazy in her head…but I like the concept of a bitch cumming…maybe cuz I am convinced it is a myth…that it never happens…that it doesn’t fucking exist…or maybe cuz I know that when it does happen…the girl is likely doing it to herself…in her bath, shower, bed…and that’s hot….but not as hot as when they do it by getting naked and taking pictures for me to experience it with them…see cuz I’m a voyeur…but unfortunately the only naked pictures of bitches I get to see are models who do it for fashion and money…and I guess it’s not all bad…even if I prefer the homemade kind…cuz without them…I’d never know what hotness looks like unclothed…. Her name is Eliza Cummings…she’s naked for a fashion shoot….she’s an up and coming model…doing good to get noticed…here are the pics.
Madonna’s showing off her body and still pretending she’s Marilyn Monoroe cuz she’s pretty much old enough to be Marilyn Monroe…you know she’s got to that stage of her senior citizenship where it doesn’t matter if she’s 60 or 140….she’s not hot…or erotic…and even in little clothes we know her body is drooping, practically dripping off her….vagina lips flapping in the wind….but here’s her pre-Superbowl….Football inspired…video with Nicki Minaj’s big tits to give her appeal to the youth and M.I.A to keep it hip….making them her cheerleaders to make her seem above them….because the timing is right, she’s in the media…she’s an empire..this is money making..and I’m posting cuz I appreciate all whores trying to be sexy …especially when they are historically known for being sluts…even scandalous sex icons in the 80s….cuz it shows they have trouble letting go…they’re a little pathetic…but grannies in panties are hysterical…..enjoy…
I know you’re all sitting their in fear that Snooki may have got fed after midnight or sprayed with water…and her gremlin monster babies are about to pollute our world….reminding us that the Mayans did warn us of the end of the world by the end of 2012…and that it’s quite possible this is what they were talking about….. But…as expected…it was just a publicity stunt, maybe a classic case of “Broken Telephone”….where someone in the public washroom overheard her while she was taking a shit say something like “come on baby, get out of my belly”….or maybe it was a classic case of short fat bitch all round in what could either be uterus or gut….and who really cares…it’s Snooki….why am I talking about her….more importantly why do I know she exists….. I guess what I’m getting at is that we’re safe for now….but unless someone doesn’t give her a back alley hysterectomy…. we’re all at risk.. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
I’m a little slow on these pictures and I don’t even know why I feel compelled to post them…but they are of new mom Jessica Alba that were in Australia Instyle this past January…and they could have been shot pretty much any fucking time…but I’m gonna assume they are after her second baby….so I figure my motivation is trying to understand how she pulled off this pantsless leotard looking onesie shit…without having a fleshy pile of mom pussy sticking out the sides…is it photoshop…or is Alba a freak of nature…or more importantly…does Alba just get a C-Section like every smart girl trying to maintain her pussy’s appearance and tightness….not that it matters since my dick is so small, even an infant’s vagina is loose on me….but I like wasting my days thinking about these idiotic things…thanks for joining me.
These pictures annoy me….but then again so does everything Tyler Shields does…. For those of you who don’t know, or care, Tyler Shields is supposed to be this high concept photography artist genius at least by Hollywood standards cuz his dad is probably a famous producer or some shit…but still gets work and press for is “wild” and “crazy” shoots that take about as much thought and as about as high concept as a pile of bullshit to shock….he’s only interesting cuz the people in the pics are famous…or semi-famous..or Demi Lovato.. because the general public are fucking retards….so as his career grows for being full of shit and a lie….he’s pumping out crap like this…of Demi Lovato…chubby Demi Lovato…without showing off the one important thing about herother than her bi-polar disorder….her tits…
You say psoriasis plaques…I say AIDS lesions….but unfortunately, as vile and polluted as she is…we’re not lucky enough for her to have a terminal disease… But here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian’s disgusting skin disorder that I like to use to remind anyone out there who still thinks she is hot…even after she’s dragged herself through the mud, and I don’t mean in her sex tape where she was getting fucked by a black guy…not motivated by equal opportunity or Black History Month….but by greed and her personal gain….I mean by making America think she is the spawn of the devil who represents all things wrong in America….a skin disorder I wish was the start of the Flesh eating disease…that spends the next month eating away all all her flesh….until she no longer exists…you know just a pile of thick bones…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Penelope Cruz really fucked us on this PETA campaign…she’s supposed to get naked for fur, not give fur the cold shoulder…what a fucking rip off…but the good news is that she’s recently had a kid and isn’t the big bird nosed Penelope Cruz she once was….making these non nude pics of her not getting naked for fur a nice gesture on PETA’s part…but then again, I’m into seeing all bitches naked…and not strategic naked that’s like they aren’t even naked….I’m talking fully spread eagled and ready for entry…. Here s a compilation of her nude scenes that brought her from Spain to America to make up for PETA’s Fail….
I don’t really know who Alison Brie is, but apparently she was on Mad Men and is currently on Community….I posted a picture of her getting spanked in her panties in GQ …..as well as a video of her Half Naked for Complex ….and the funny thing about her is that she’s got some obscure fanbase that is so into her at least one of them sent me this twitpic of her saying how hot she was and shit was too weird not to post. Dear Jesus. I love the site. I love the pictures and videos but I really love how you rip these celebrity bitches a new asshole. I wish I could rip celebrity bitches and new asshole. Not with words, with scissors. Here is a picture Alison Brie posted on twitter. I’ve been jerking off to her for at least a year. I really like her and her tits but this is the hottest I’ve ever seen her. It is like you can see fear in her eyes. It is like she is locked in my trunk looking up at me begging me not to hurt her or her family. It is like she knows she is gonna get it. All wide-eyed and erotic. There is not enough girls in fear pictures out there. Everyone focuses on half naked when what matters is what is beneath the surface. You should do more of that. I know I’d be happy and I am sure other people would too. Hope to see it on the site, Timmy This is the kind of internet shit that should make women online dating worried. The freaks of the internet still exist and I’m the lucky one getting emailed by them…. I’d call the police, but I’d rather just post the non-erotic pic that Timmy finds erotic cuz there’s humor in this somewhere…look into her big deer in the headlight eyes while figuring it out…. What happened to girls posting hot half naked pics…weird.
This just in…..Hilary Duff’s vagina still hasn’t been ravaged by the passing of a baby through it…she may be ready to drop…she may be dialated…and that pussy may be about to be hit by a serious game changer….you know a pile of abuse that will leave it disabled, as if it was in an accident….but until little billionaire is born….I believe her tightness is in tact…and that we can jerk off to her hot pregnant body one last time before the cold truth of what happens during labor sets in…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
