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Alessandra Ambrosio Fashion Porn for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Fashion is Softcore porn, if you read this site, which I doubt and don’t really get why I bother even captioning pics….then you’d know that I love models because they are skinny, have very little ambition, but get paid a fucking fortune to cock tease, sometimes showing pussy lip, often showing nipple, which sometimes is enough to get off to, if you’re bored or desensitized from porn and need to switch it up by channeling your inner 12 year old… So here’s Ambrosio, in Vogue Brazil, in one picture that has some nipple definition, even though there’s no see through, it may be enough for you fans who didn’t write her off for being a disgusting mutated vagina thanks to childbirth mom…instead of being committed to her career and fans that took her out of the Brazilian middle class and into stardom…So rude and selfish of her….but she’s a woman…could you really expect anything more out of her?

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Alessandra Ambrosio Fashion Porn for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Courtney Cox Panty Flash of the DAy

Sometimes, even when a bitch is better off retiring….fading into obscurity with her circus clown husband, because even though she tries to be fit, and still has sloppy inner thighs, cuz that’s what happesn to old bitches, I can appreciate her showing off her panty upskirt like she was an up and coming star trying to get noticed, or more likely, an old washed up star who doesn’t give a fuck anymore…

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Courtney Cox Panty Flash of the DAy

Emmanuelle Chriqui Possible Nipple of The Borgias of the Day

Here’s a good little Canadian Moroccan Jewish girl making it big in Hollywood by having Sex Scenes in some shit called the Brogias…She’s showing some nipple apparently, but you have to be a serious virgin loser nerd with no sex but a lot of fantasy sex for Emmanuelle Chriqui to get off to this kind of thing…and lucky for you, I’m posting it…

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Emmanuelle_Chriqui_The_Borgias.flv

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Emmanuelle Chriqui Possible Nipple of The Borgias of the Day

Some Cable TV Nudity of the Day

I love cable TV not because I own a TV or ever really watch any of these shows…but because there is nudity…and for as long as I can remember….that is something I thought that would make all TV better…from Oprah to the Golden Girls….Roseanne to Grace Underfire….CNN to the Food Network….cuz tits….make life a better one worth living…. Here’s some recent nudity from Boardwalk Empire and Hung…. Kristen Sieh Titties Get Murdered from Boardwalk Empire Eileen Grubba with some tit and some other bitch named Georgia Hatzis

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Kristen_Sieh_Boardwalk_Empire_.flv

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Some Cable TV Nudity of the Day

Bianca Balti and Heather Marks for H&M Lingerie of the Day

Here are a couple of models modeling some PG-13 lingerie….that means not so erotic…not so sheer….not that easy to jerk off to….for H&M….because I guess they are getting in the Victoria’s Secret hustle realizing half naked bitches make motherfuckers money…unless you are a blogger posting pictures of those half naked with stupid captions no one cares about….in which case…it just makes you depressed… I’ve posted pics before ….and here are the new ones….

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Bianca Balti and Heather Marks for H&M Lingerie of the Day

Courtney Stodden Ridiculous Teen Cleavage of the Day

I hate doing posts on this whore. I know she isn’t a teenager…I know she’s in her 30s…I know she has implants…and I know it is just a joke proving how pathetic the American media is….because they cover this shit and bother acknowledging this shit exists cuz the asshole who married her was on a TV show that’s no longer on the air…and instead of letting him fade into the no where he belongs…they make a big deal out of him and his stripper who is loving every second of the lie….showing off her average at best trashy face…and trashy tits….that I can’t believe were clever enough to stage the scandal that’s worked out of her…but that I realize probably stems from all the experience she compiled hooking, role playing, etc. She sucks, so does her tits…but I’m compelled to post it and I have no idea why…..

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Courtney Stodden Ridiculous Teen Cleavage of the Day

Shitty Cindy Crawford Beach Pics of the Day

I don’t know if I love Cindy Crawford because she was the top model when I was at the age of discovering how good top models are to jerk off to….or if it is because I feel like we are connected at the soul…as I happened to be walking by her hotel once a few years ago…and she got out of a car….and looked me in the eyes and smile….me being the drunk, didn’t realize who it was, until later that day when my weird friend told me…it was a glorious moment I am sure she has absolutely no memory of…because that’s just the kind of guy I am…unmemorable to a bitch who has everything and who comes across countless people daily….but something I will cherish…because I know for that second we were together…I thought about fucking her ass so hard…there’s no way she didn’t feel it….even if she forgot about it…. What I’m trying to say is here she is happily married on the beach in mexico disappointing by not being in her bikini…. Here she is in IN HER ACTUAL BIKINI FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Shitty Cindy Crawford Beach Pics of the Day

Top Busty Japanese Girl Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

I saw a video of some busty japanese chick the other day with over a million views….because I guess in Japan….big titties are the freak of nature you want to cum all over….so I figured….it is definitely a fetish I need to further explore….by finding videos people definitely masturbated to on Youtube, because Youtube is a porn site I am trying to expose, but no one seems to care that I am…. A compilation…. Busty on the Beach Busty in the Pool Busty By a Rock Busty with Bunny Ears Busty with a Lollipop Busty with a Popsicle Busty in Yellow… One More Busty in Bunny Ears Busty and Lathered Up Busty Pouring Water on Herself

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Top Busty Japanese Girl Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

Amanda Seyfried Dog Walker of the Day

I don’t know why every time any asshole asks me who I find the hottest celebrity, I say Amanda Seyfried…I really have no idea…because I am sure structurally she’s not the hottest celebrity at all…you know if you were to factor in all the things that make a bitch hot….but I figure it has to do with hating every single one of these bitches equally, and for some reason Amanda Seyfried just doesn’t annoy me at all….maybe cuz she gets naked, maybe cuz she doesn’t play up the paparazzi, maybe cuz she lets her dog eat her pussy…who knows…but seeing her in her workout gear, not pornographic at all, is totally pornographic to me…here are the pics.

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Amanda Seyfried Dog Walker of the Day

Ashley Greene Slutty Lie in Esquire Mexico of the Day

It makes me laugh that this twilight star ever pretended to be wholesome, or good, or christian when staging a relationship with the Jonas Brother…when you know the whole reason she’s famous is cuz she fucks and cuz people want to fuck her… So this slutty but good christian girl who lives a life in god’s image and practices abstinence until she is married, at least in theory, because that is what she says for her PR campaign….when saying that alone should make her burn in hell for lying to the church and the people in efforts of landing fans and broadening her scope as an celebrity….to one deeper rooted than just being on Twilight…. I hate how Christian America pretends to be, when it is filled with sin….lies…corruption….greed and everything else totally unchristian…Drop the act and turn the world into one big brothel…like Ashley Greene is turning this magazine into a brothel…all titty and slutty and enjoyable to look at….even if she’s a criminal to the church….amongst all the other criminals in the church….so I guess it isn’t a big deal…not that I ever thought it was…

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Ashley Greene Slutty Lie in Esquire Mexico of the Day