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Lindsay Lohan Doin’ The 70s Pornstar of the Day

Posted on December 6, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Remember Lindsay Lohan? She was some child star who turned into an 18 year old slut, who eventually became a 25 year old washed up drug addict with legal problems, who I loved the entire journey into the gutter, but who most people have probably forgot by now, because she doesn’t matter, doesn’t get work, and doesn’t have a very amazing PR team….She also isn’t very nice to old friends who want to help her, like me….but I haven’t forgot her, how could I when she’s skinny, busty and dressed up like a 70s pornstar….I want to bury my face in her vagina until she uses the last of her meth energy to hump my fucking face…..I don’t have a very good sense of smell, so the dirtier the bitch the better….Lohan is incredible…

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Real Housewives of NY Bikini Pics of the Day

Posted on December 5, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

They lost me at Housewives…..seriously, these bithes, as much as they try, look old, sloppy and like rich housewives everywhere….something I can’t stand looking at, it is almost like a circus performance, which is probably why they got their own TV show, but I pretend it doesn’t actually exist…. The only time I like fucking housewives is when they are bored trophy wives, barely 30, annoyed that they married a boring rich 50 year old dude, and seeking low key revenge, and I happen to be it cuz we randomly crossed paths when she was drunk and at her lowest point, and I only do it so she sees that sex can get worse than the sex with her husband….basically saving her marriage she happily goes back to with memories of the hell that was me easily forgotten a few weeks later…. These bitches aren’t hot….in any way….but I’ll post the dumpy mom in bathing suits anyway…cuz maybe there are some 80 year olds on the site thinking “Shit, look at that young babe”…but I doubt it.

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Lydia Hearst Amazing and Naked for Terry Richardson of the Day

Posted on December 5, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The only good thing that has come with having this shitty thankless humiliating site…..and running it for the last 8 years….other than being in Lohan’s hotel room once while she cried lesbian unstable tears…..is that I’ve become friends with Lydia Hearst. We joke around with each other on facebook and twitter and she sends me inspirational words of wisdom that make my cold back heart smile….and above all she’s just fucking lovely…. Luckily for me, she’s also a model….who gets naked for fashion, which happens to be one of my favorite things to look at, so seeing her in these pictures by Terry Richardson….finally getting back to his softcore roots we all liked him for….coupled with loving her on the internet like she was my World of Warcraft wife….makes this feel like we’ve just made love in the most romantic of ways….and since it was so glorious and memorable, I have no choice but to show the pics to my friends…cuz that’s what I do everytime I fuck and the bitch passes out….thank you camera phone for making my creepiness more accessible… Let this post remind you that sometimes good things happen to bad people….Next time lets hope these pictures are taken by me for our honeymood video that will propel us into a reality show…

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Olivia Munn’s Hard Nipples for Attention of the Day

Posted on December 5, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I hate Olivia Munn for a lot of reasons, the main one being that she fucking sucks….she is totally uninteresting, and most importantly, barely hot…She just tapped into the right market…filled with nerds who are easily impressed with chicks as that comes with being virgin losers who never really connect with chicks cuz they are all ASPERGERS…all it takes is talking their nerd language….propelling the bitch into a level of fame she never deserved…. So here she is reminding her fans she still exists….hard nippled…and irritating…but hard nippled none-the-less…. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Amanda Seyfried’s Awesome Little Ass in Leggings of the Day

Posted on December 5, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I linked to these pictures last week…but I just got access to them…and I’m not about to ignore a Seyfried ass….even if I’ve already done a post on it….cuz this is the kind of ass I can look at all day…all small, cute, but round as fuck….and not get bored…until I fuck it…cuz fucking a bitch always ruins her for me…I don’t know if it is self disgust, like I think to myself “What kind of woman would fuck me, she must have real issues”….or maybe it is cuz I have this quest to fuck every ass in the world…just to say I did…. I am very into looking at pics and video of Amanda Seyfried…I think it has to do with her being my favorite young pussy in Hollywood…the Lindsay Lohan that Lindsay Lohan never was….with a lot less baggage. Or maybe it’s cuz along with shitty disney movies….she get naked…. IN CHLOE and IN BIG LOVE Or maybe….just maybe….I like her ass in leggings…either way, we’ve spent too much time on this…trying to sort it out…there’s more celeb pussy I need to get to…

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The Lavignes Lookin Hot of the Day

Posted on December 2, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The Lavignes are the power couple of the year….or maybe the decade…not that they are even an couple still but like all true skater boy suburban Canada mall love stories…sometimes love is eternal no matter where you are sticking your genitals…because only they really understand each other and the rise from hell to riches thru bad music….and now the hell is whatever the fuck has happened to their aging, haggard, scary looking faces….This should inspire all….

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Snooki’s See Through Shirt Shares her Tits in an Animal Print Bra of the Day

Posted on December 2, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some pictures of Snooki looking like she may or may not be skinnier than she used to be, but still the troll you’d expect her to be,, and while you question why the fuck you even know why this bitch exists, or why she’s got merchandise, or how she’s become a fucking brand, I’ll just stare and her shitty trashy tits in a shitty trassy bra cuz she’s wearing a see through shirt, when in reality she should be diddling her twat to get fucking noticed….The devil is amongst us, now look at ther tits while she’s underservingly money making…perverts.

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Tori Spelling Responds to Leaked Topless Pic: "I Just Had My Nipples Insured"

Posted on December 2, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Tori Spelling ‘s husband may have exposed her udders to the entire world when he accidentally tweeted a topless pic a few weeks ago, but Tori’s not holding a grudge: “But it’s like, what am I going to do? I am a mom, I was nursing my baby,” she said, explaining why she was hanging out with her hooters out in the first place. “[Dean] was so devastated about it that I couldn’t be mad. I mean, it was genuinely an accident.” Besides, she says, “if you are ever going to have someone tweet a picture of your boobs, I would rather it happen now than any other time because when you are nursing, your boobs look better than ever. ” In fact, she jokes, “I just insured my nipples, so it’s all good.” We’re not gonna argue with that…we can’t, actually, because Tori’s never gotten topless on film before. We demand comparison shots! Members can see more from soap-opera star turned Hollywood MILF Tori Spelling right here at MrSkin.com!

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Megan Fox for Armani of the Day

Posted on December 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I saw this picture of Megan Fox’s back for some Armani campaign that was probably put out a long time ago, but since you’re a virgin loser who probably doesn’t like change, and who probably is pretty committed to specific celebs, like a Megan Fox because in you’re mind you’re married to her as soon as she finds out who you are, which is probably not even a stretch when you consider who she did marry….I decided to post it….back is the new pussy…. Which reminds me of his hotness…..

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Karlie Klass Ass in Vogue Italia 2011 of the DAy

Posted on November 30, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Victoria’s Secret made a big deal about flat chested and Monkey faced Karlie Klass from the mid-west or wherever the fuck she’s from…They made it seem like they pulled her out of a Walmart or chain family restaurant and gave her to opportunity to live up to every little girl’s dream….according to the other “Angels” who seem to think every little girl dreams about being a lingerie model whore on display as an object with push up bras on….but the reality is she’s been a model for years, she was picked from a major agency, like Lily Aldridge, she’s been doing this model thing for a while, but I guess mainstream america who watches that informercial shit doesn’t know much about that…they just know “Them there bitches in panties look good while I drink my beer in my redneck shitty trailer that’s in foreclosure….”….USA Motherfuckers…….

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