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Amanda Seyfred Does the Pool of the Day

I have a thing for Amanda Seyfried…even when she’s making stupid faces,is unshowered, dress like a bummy homeless chick, I’m sold on her….because I like her hustle, mainly since she gets naked in movies and doesn’t buy into he whole bullshit celebrity shit, keeping her lowkey and mysterious, a whore with standards, like the high class escort who only fucks the guy with huge money, and lets us losers watch, but will never acknowledge our presence, cuz that would mean she’s coming down to our level and I just love the hard to get ones, even if every girl is hard to get when you’re me…except the obese ones….who I end up marrying cuz they promise free room and board…. That said, she’s wearing a bikini, showing some back, hiding her hot tits, but still just as erotic as if she was spread eagled and diddling…but that’s just the love speaking.

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Amanda Seyfred Does the Pool of the Day

Courtney Love Tits Flashed in Brazilian Concert of the Day

I do not know how long youtube is gonna keep these courtney love titty flash videos on Youtube….from a concert in Brazil the other day….but I have a feeling it will not be long….see cuz youtube prefers if you jerk off to sketchy weird non-nude shit than things than crackhead rockstars rumored to have killed her husband for her own crackhead fame tits…that you have seen in any move roll she has had…..which is some weird shit in its own right…..but that nipple makes it offensive…even though we all know far more makes it actually offensive…..

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Courtney Love Tits Flashed in Brazilian Concert of the Day

Liz Hurley Hot Tits in a Hot Dress of the Day

Liz Hurley’s tits in this gold dress are pretty spectacular…They remind me of Liz Hurley of the past, not Liz Hurley the bikini company owner who doesn’t get in a fucking bikini because she’s too insecure since her body is what made her all her money and allowed her to marry what I assume is a billionaire, leading to continued good life, only more clothed, when all we really care about are her tits…that she only brings out to show off to girls at breast cancer events cuz it’s the only place she feels like she’s good amongst all the younger women…you know… Either way, dressed in gold she’s like a trophy I want to fuck…giving new definition to the term – trophy wife….or at least a new image of old lady mom tits that used to be a model all squeezed together nicely….

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Amanda Seyfried Boring Hotness of the Day

She could be taking a shit and I’d find her hot…which is probably a bad example…because whenever a bitch takes a shit I findher hot…but I am using it figuratively, you know like back in high school when you’d pretend the thought of the hot girl shity was repulsive, like a bunch of faggots who wouldn’t lick that dirty asshole the second she let you, in a “girls don’t poop” complex that has ruined anal sex opportunity for so many, cuz girls are scared they will shit up your dick, all cuz of a stupid little night in high school…cuz high school is supposed to be the training ground for anal sex cuz bitch wants to retain her virginity and you wanna fuck something…when a dude told all his friends about her asshole slip up, giving her the nick name of “SHITNEY” and “Melishit” depending on what her first name is….following her right through college and into buttsex-less marriage…. If you know what I mean….and if you don’t it is that Amanda Seyfried could be wearing a snowsuit, a fat suit, a fucking burka and she’d still be hot to me…she’s got her spell on me…so seeing her walk her dog that probably licks her twat when no one is home….in a boring outfit….is pornographic enough for me….all cuz it features her…I’m creepy like that and she’s perfection…

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Candace Bailey Lingerie Bullshit for the Nerds of the Day

Attack of the Show must be a huge deal, I mean this video of the poor man’s Sara Jean Underwood, in her lingerie on their official Youtube had all of 3,000 views when I pulled it up…. I guess maybe their audience of virgin losers who masturbate to girls talking their nerd, gamer, tech game isn’t as strong as I assumed, because shit is on TV, and that alone makes you think there must be budget behind the shit, there must be audience, there must be more to it than manipulating nerds with half naked playboy chicks to take their minds off their action figure, comic book collecting weirdos social awkardness, but instead give them hope……. I guess they are trying to viral video strategy of funny, sexy gets views and may give their shitty show a bit of life, but I guess they don’t get the joke in all this is that they are giving their viewers sex tips, as if their viewers have sex…unless it is just an excuse to get this bitch in lingerie…. Either way, we’ve spend too much time on this…time to move along…cuz this shit doesn’t matter….especially when there is so much PORN on the internet…

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Trying to Look Up Ashley Greene and Nikki Reed’s Skirts of the Day

Nothing like girls in skirts sitting at a good vantage point in front of you…cuz you know there’s always going to be a slip up, no one, no matter how well trained they are, can sit and get up without flashing a little twat….and when they are up on stage…it’s far easy to catch the slip up, then the way I’ve been caught many times trying to do when a bitch is sitting at the same level as you….you know pretending to drop a pen, forced to crawl under the table, is far less subtle way to get flashed… Unfortunaltey, I don’t have any panty pics from this TWILIGHT BULLSHIT EVENT, but I know they are out there, or that the audience did, cuz it’s just science motherfuckers…and sometimes just knowing that is enough to get my fantasy wheels turning, because I’m weird and love when girls let us look up their skirts…knowingly, unknowingly, panties or not. It’s always amazing.

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Jessica Simpson Twitter Pregnant Tits of the Day

Pregnancy…Some people think it is such a beautiful and romantic thing…the natural purpose of women and men coming together in love to carry on their genes as one continuing the legacy ofmankind into the next generation…. Some people think pregnancy is creepy, cuz an alien creature is growing in a bitch, who in turn gets fat and her vagina gets shredded to pieces….. Other people think, pregnancy represents commitment, the worst kind of STD cuz it costs a fortune…. While, I think pregnancy makes great fat tits milk filled and noutrishes, while offering an excuse for weight gain, and remembering bitch fucks without condoms and lets dude cum in her….naughty…. Here’s jessica Simpson tits on twitter….focusing on the good….of what most may find bad. While others find erotic….pretty much pleasing everyone…Good job.

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Miley Cyrus the Fat Years of the Day

I guess she saw how good obesity was for Jessica Simpson, Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Kirstie ALley, Chaz Bono, pretty much most people on Dancing with the Stars, that bitch Precious and Christina Aguilera’s career…but then again, maybe she just got her Wisdom teeth pulled. Maybe she’s got coke bloat. Maybe she has kidney failure and is retaining water. Maybe it’s hormonal or pregnancy….Maybe she’s just getting fat….you know cuz like the deli she’s been buying her cured meats and cheeses at, Disney’s decided to pay by the pound….How you like them apples. RIP Steve Jobs.

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Leeann Tweeden Throwback Cheesy 90s Tits of the DAy

I don’t know who the fuck Leeann Tweeden is….Aparently she was on some fitness show working out for daytime TV, called in sick, stayed at home from school jerk off sessions….and recently She was in Playboy and everyone went nuts over the shit, emailing and tweeting me, probably not aware that this video from some show called Edenquest, hosted by Pam Anderson in 1995, purely softcore and cheesy, showcased her fake tits, cuz that was the whole point of those fake tits to begin with, it just didn’t work out for her as well as she hoped… Anyway, I love 90s erotica, softcore, fake tits….so I’m posting it. To See THe Video FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Leeann Tweeden Throwback Cheesy 90s Tits of the DAy

Kelly Brook in Lingerie for Something of the Day

I was just talkign to someone I’ve known for a while and he told me a friend of his gave him an hour of shit when she found out that he knew me, that he read my site, because I am the worst thing on the internet in her mind…because I guess she doesn’t get what I’m doing here, which makes sense because I don’t know what I am doing here, but I guess the porn ads make me no so mainstream….or kid friendly….or something you’d ever see on CNN…… So when I mock busty half naked bitches who get paid to get in their underwear like common whores, cuz they are common whores, but spend more time focusing on her abortion that she staged as a miscarriage, because she doesn’t want the pro-lifers, since she finally made it and feels she has a few more years in her big tits and cgut to make it…. But I’m more into focusing on how she spread her abortion staged as a miscarrige …or maybe it was her first period after the abortion staged as a miscarriage all over her naked body while her vagina stuck its tongue out at us ….mocking us for buying into her bullshit and making her rich….in some weird tribal ritual I don’t get… Here’s some NUTS Magazine panty / bra / photoshoot….cuz it is better than nothing.

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